way way back in the day like 11 years ago, I went to a metalcore show and this was right when metalcore was like poppin off. the lineup was LoG, KSE, Unearth, and Shadows Fall... so we get there and me and my buddy are dickin around before the show, and I see this jawn, short blonde, tight pants helf top shirt, nice flat tight stomach, decent breasts... so i tell my buddy Tim, I'm like bitch... you aint got the balls to go talk to her, and I think he was drunk or some shit so he went up and started talking to her, I was like my man! I was hoping he would get his dick wet after the show or whatever. But I was chillin and he waved me over and was like this is Heather, pretty sure her name was Heather.. so we were talkn for a few, then this simp bitchmade ass fool runs into his ex and is holding her pocket the rest of the night so I'm just talkn to this jawn and we end up getting seperated... so the first 2 bands play, the KSE comes on and the pit is ridiculous, the jawn Heather grabs my arm and is like protect me from the pit, so I all the sudden thought I was fucking He_Man and shit... anyway, before LoG we kissed and shit, it was cool. then LoG comes on and I'm again protecting this jawn and all the sudden she just takes my hand and puts it down her pants... she had them jeans already unbuttoned and zipped down and everything, I was like oh word... pussy was soaking wet, I was like ayo doe... fuck Lamb of god, lets go to the fucking car. i couldnt find my boy and he had the fucking keys. here the whole set im looking for this bitch gettin hit hard as fuck, he upstairs with his ex, wut a pussy... anyway. after the show, i get her digits and hit her up. turns out she lived in deleware right near where we used to get cigareets cause they were like $40 cheaper a carton in DE then NJ. so one sat i was like yo, im makin a cig run for me and my homies, lets get up and holler at eachother. I get fucking lost, back then there wasnt gps celly's or nothing.... I finally find this bitch and yo, straight up, she was motherfucking triffling, like her body was all good and shit, but her face and teeth looked like she got hit like full swing with a shovel madd times. so i didnt want to just roll and be a dick, so she was like lets hang i was like ugghh... so she took me to her house and they were like hoarders and shit dads dying on oxygen still smokin, moms morbidly obese, and shes like lets go to my room, i was like nah im hungry. we go eat then fucking she tried to kiss me with her rot mouth and dry ass lips and i was like nah... then i made some excuse and rolled. anyway, moral of the story is, if a jawn looks like a dime in a dark room, dont bring her in the light.
Should have slammed a fifth and got your dick wet. Yolo was back then too.
it was early and i was only like 17-18 at the time. if it was now, i woulda got the cheap shit and stopped and got wawa ice teas and made South Jersey juice and took her in the woods and hit it right, would prolly ate her out and everything.
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way way back in the day like 11 years ago, I went to a metalcore show and this was right when metalcore was like poppin off. the lineup was LoG, KSE, Unearth, and Shadows Fall... so we get there and me and my buddy are dickin around before the show, and I see this jawn, short blonde, tight pants helf top shirt, nice flat tight stomach, decent breasts... so i tell my buddy Tim, I'm like bitch... you aint got the balls to go talk to her, and I think he was drunk or some shit so he went up and started talking to her, I was like my man! I was hoping he would get his dick wet after the show or whatever. But I was chillin and he waved me over and was like this is Heather, pretty sure her name was Heather.. so we were talkn for a few, then this simp bitchmade ass fool runs into his ex and is holding her pocket the rest of the night so I'm just talkn to this jawn and we end up getting seperated... so the first 2 bands play, the KSE comes on and the pit is ridiculous, the jawn Heather grabs my arm and is like protect me from the pit, so I all the sudden thought I was fucking He_Man and shit... anyway, before LoG we kissed and shit, it was cool. then LoG comes on and I'm again protecting this jawn and all the sudden she just takes my hand and puts it down her pants... she had them jeans already unbuttoned and zipped down and everything, I was like oh word... pussy was soaking wet, I was like ayo doe... fuck Lamb of god, lets go to the fucking car. i couldnt find my boy and he had the fucking keys. here the whole set im looking for this bitch gettin hit hard as fuck, he upstairs with his ex, wut a pussy... anyway. after the show, i get her digits and hit her up. turns out she lived in deleware right near where we used to get cigareets cause they were like $40 cheaper a carton in DE then NJ. so one sat i was like yo, im makin a cig run for me and my homies, lets get up and holler at eachother. I get fucking lost, back then there wasnt gps celly's or nothing.... I finally find this bitch and yo, straight up, she was motherfucking triffling, like her body was all good and shit, but her face and teeth looked like she got hit like full swing with a shovel madd times. so i didnt want to just roll and be a dick, so she was like lets hang i was like ugghh... so she took me to her house and they were like hoarders and shit dads dying on oxygen still smokin, moms morbidly obese, and shes like lets go to my room, i was like nah im hungry. we go eat then fucking she tried to kiss me with her rot mouth and dry ass lips and i was like nah... then i made some excuse and rolled. anyway, moral of the story is, if a jawn looks like a dime in a dark room, dont bring her in the light.
Growing pains...
threw.down like fuck during contractor and laid to rest
almost fainted and still got a pick
fuck you todd
>expects jelly