**The Official I'm bout to get some booty thread**

Gnomez

Carpet burn?

OPP

I am not responsible for any injuries sustained while working [-X

sbs_will

My buddy has made a habit out of the last three shows we've been to of yelling "I'M LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!" in the parking lot. It is always responded to with lots of enthusiastic cheering from the other concert goers.

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FLAT

Lol my friend did that too

Rex_Capone420

<:-P

SATAN

Hittin on Leah online don't count bruh

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Just celebrated a denver win with some pussy B-)

HOODS

I haven't gotten any in like a week. :-<












I just bashed one out doe \m/

Rex_Capone420

SATAN said:

Hittin on Leah online don't count bruh

)

mrAPE

This weekend was very profitable for me. Was a good weekend

streets

:-bd \:D/

NOCAP

Should have clocked myself in last night, but was too drunk.

MetalCoresades

ahh thats how it works

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCEa1gnb8l8

Gazorpazorpfield

No impending booty this month

jag

Lady friend wants to get a jacuzzi room.. Totally going in on it. Gonna be a fun night.

Gazorpazorpfield

Tomorrow :!!

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Girlfriend just got over her cold. Missle strike incoming.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Mission aborted. Target is hostile.

Gnomez

Abort!
Abort!
Return to base!!!!