**The Official I'm bout to get some booty thread**

mrAPE

One good thing about new nieces or nephews is it sends my wife into baby fever and she wants to do it non stop. I reap the benefits.

SATAN

One good thing about new nieces or nephews is it sends my wife into baby fever and she wants to do it non stop. I reap the benefits.

same here

mrAPE

*bro fist*

Abbadon

a girl i dated a few years ago started texting me last week and wants to come over and watch movies sometime this weekend :-?

Anytime a girl comes to "watch a movie" I put on killer clowns from outer space. Unless shes a b horror movie fan she would rather fuck you than watch it, it just hurries up the situation lol

mrAPE

and then she will end up knocked up and you will say "fuck"...

nah. im fine with having a baby. the world may not be but i am

Abbadon

I somehow doubt that works <_>

It does usually. Dumb movies usually work. Wanna come watch killer clowns dayna lol

MetalCoresades

a girl i dated a few years ago started texting me last week and wants to come over and watch movies sometime this weekend :-?

Anytime a girl comes to "watch a movie" I put on killer clowns from outer space.

Yes \m/ movie pwns

NolaFree810

im suprised metal crusade even openned this thread....

Abbadon

pass

It was a joke

streets

im suprised metal crusade even openned this thread....

)

mrAPE

MC, repent for your sins!

HOODS

I'm actually getting it in tonight! I got my girl this trojan vibrations package jawn with all these cool little sex enhancers in them! I'm waiting for her to come home now and surprise her with it, i am excite B-)

Abbadon

I'm actually getting it in tonight! I got my girl this trojan vibrations package jawn with all these cool little sex enhancers in them! I'm waiting for her to come home now and surprise her with it, i am excite B-)

Let me know how that works if you don't mind I was gonna get it but wasn't sure if it's worth it.

Abbadon

I know <_> UNBUNCH YOUR PANTIES

That's what I was thinking

Abbadon

<_>

I don't know what that is, sorry still a n00b

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

MC, repent for your sins!

Any god who doesn't want me gettin pussy is no god of mine

HOODS

<_>

I don't know what that is, sorry still a n00b

<_>

Rex_Capone420

<_>

I don't know what that is, sorry still a n00b

Abbadon

Still don't know what it is, thanks for explaining!

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

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