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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Also, one of my ex's was about 7.5 and I never had pain. But I did have one that was about 8-9 and was a little smaller then a soda can..now that didn't even work because he couldn't get it in lol
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    lol 4 inches that's the average jesus fucking christ that's sad.
    Yup. It fucking used to be 6...wtf happened? What the hell is making dudes dicks smaller??!
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    He should be in porn then lol
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    small dicks make me laugh
    the same can be said for small tits
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I've never heard of mexicans having small dicks, only asians
    I have.
    I've never heard of that. Don't you live in North or South Carolina? I'm just going to blame the people in the area for that cuz that's new news to my knowledge
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  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    Photobucket

    The small one is called the bird lol.
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    i would also like to add a big dick is meaningless if you can barley use it correctly and have no other sex skills
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    But I did have one that was about 8-9 and was a little smaller then a soda can..now that didn't even work because he couldn't get it in lol
    that sounds completely horrifying
    It was..first thing I thought was "how is this gonna work?". I did think it was funny as hell that just trying to get it in caused 4 condoms to snap...then we gave up
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  • Shanez_WifeShanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip
    Also, one of my ex's was about 7.5 and I never had pain. But I did have one that was about 8-9 and was a little smaller then a soda can..now that didn't even work because he couldn't get it in lol
    Seriously, all joking aside about the size of Shane's, but he makes me bleed and causes pain sometimes.
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    But I did have one that was about 8-9 and was a little smaller then a soda can..now that didn't even work because he couldn't get it in lol
    that sounds completely horrifying
    It was..first thing I thought was "how is this gonna work?". I did think it was funny as hell that just trying to get it in caused 4 condoms to snap...then we gave up
    being that big is a curse, most girls outside of total sluts and pornstars can't handle it
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    i would also like to add a big dick is meaningless if you can barley use it correctly and have no other sex skills
    I like normal sized dicks according to my standards...and that's usually anywhere from 6-7.5
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    i would also like to add a big dick is meaningless if you can barley use it correctly and have no other sex skills
    I like normal sized dicks according to my standards...and that's usually anywhere from 6-7.5
    this.
    i fall in that range yet i still have a small dick? whats kinda logic is that?
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    Too much dick talk lately.

    How about fetishes? What are yours ( open question to everyone)
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    edited July 2011
    well i like anal fisting

    Not done to me. shouldn't have to specify that but here i need to
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    You look like a 5 to me
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    You look like a 5 to me
    i wasn't even fully erect in that pic. when i'm at my hardest i'm about 6.5
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  • Shanez_WifeShanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip
    You look like a 5 to me
    Don't challenge him because he will bring out a tape measure.
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    edited July 2011
    You look like a 5 to me
    Don't challenge him because he will bring out a tape measure.
    nah i don't need to prove anything
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    I don't care about your dick, shane lol
    did i say you did?
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  • Shanez_WifeShanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip
    I don't care about your dick, shane lol
    did i say you did?
    Wow Shane, she was stating an opinion. Calm the fuck down and come watch a movie w/ me.
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