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  • balanced_void91balanced_void91 Posts: 2,782 balls deep
    first time you saw the opposite sex (excluding family) in the nude? 5th grade. I stole a penthouse mag from the gas station
    skateboarding, snowboarding or rollerblading? I'm fat so i can't do any of those but if I had to choose it'd be skateboarding
    what color are your eyes? green
    favorite music to fall asleep to? none, I fall asleep to Futurama or American Dad playing on Netflix
    stupidest song lyric? too may to decide
    what size shoe do you wear? 11
    could you take xeno in a fight? who knows
    scientists are about to clone mammoths. should they? fuck yeah
    have you ever cried over a sports game? lol no
    favorite news personality? Beth Malicki. She's the news anchor for KCRG here in eastern Iowa and she's a fucking MILF.

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  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    first time you saw the opposite sex (excluding family) in the nude? Like last year at some point.
    skateboarding, snowboarding or rollerblading? I don't do either
    what color are your eyes? Brown
    favorite music to fall asleep to? Lots of funeral doom and post-rock, and occasionally some Frank Ocean
    stupidest song lyric? *Insert and Trinidad Jame$ lyric here*
    what size shoe do you wear? either 10.5 or 11 depending on the shoe
    could you take xeno in a fight? No, he'd break me.
    scientists are about to clone mammoths. should they? The thing is they've been talking about this for a while, and while I'm totally an advocate for it, it's not too likely. I remembering reading an article that elephants' uterus is too deep to artificially inseminate.
    have you ever cried over a sports game? Hell nah
    favorite news personality? Stephen Colbert
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    Thor said:

    (like the virginMC)

    8-> xvirgun4lyfex
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Thor said:

    or too embarrassed to admit what age you finally saw a chick naked.

    Why would anyone be embarrassed to admit they saw some chick nude/topless ?



    :-??
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    I would be :-S
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  • ThorThor Posts: 93 juggalo
    I'm just saying these guys have never seen a chick naked or were way past the age when they should have already seen one.
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    I'm sure anyone at least 10 years old nowadays has seen someone at least topless before, whether it be by accident or not.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    edited March 2014
    irl no.

    Movie/tv yea.

    EDIT: I take that back. Concert flashers at Rob Zombie Mayhem 2010.
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Idk man, kids today are little shits lol

    >:)
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  • GregTheShowerDemonGregTheShowerDemon Posts: 465 salt miner
    Speaking of seeing flashing at concerts, anyone see any crazy shit liek at fuckin mayhem before? seems thats always the tamest when it comes to taht. I saw last year nd year before at Volbeat tour 2 hot chicks rubbing each other nd then oral (in the seats not GA) nd also this was fucked up but 3 450 lbs lesbians stripping nd pouncing on each other at Nickelback in 2012
  • Hybrid69Hybrid69 Posts: 165 juggalo


    first time you saw the opposite sex (excluding family) in the nude? I was 12
    skateboarding, snowboarding or rollerblading? I guess snowboard but none really
    what color are your eyes? Brown
    favorite music to fall asleep to? Stalaggh/Gulaggh
    stupidest song lyric? "I'm a big scary fuckster and I fuck up everyone " and all of Norma Jean
    what size shoe do you wear? 11.5
    could you take xeno in a fight? absolutely
    scientists are about to clone mammoths. should they? Only if there's a vid of one raping dumbass bruno mars
    have you ever cried over a sports game? I cried out my dick once during a chick mma match
    favorite news personality? Eric Andre


    And also lol Thor/Dickbag how old were you? Was it 25 and to a Taiwanese male escort??
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    There is a tranny I see at Tinley Park's Mayhem Fest every year. Does that count?
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  • GregTheShowerDemonGregTheShowerDemon Posts: 465 salt miner
    Hybrid69 said:



    stupidest song lyric? "I'm a big scary fuckster and I fuck up everyone "


    Jsut fuckin go to hell u pathetic bitch, REKKR is fuckin badass lyrcicists
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    Oh, if a simple flashin at a show counts then like 13.
  • ThorThor Posts: 93 juggalo
    I don't think flashing or pics should count. HybridDegenerateCocksucker, 12 for titties 15 for vag
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    First time you saw the opposite sex (excluding family) in the nude?
    -Like 9 or 10
    skateboarding, snowboarding or rollerblading?
    -None
    what color are your eyes?
    -Hazel
    favorite music to fall asleep to?
    -i fall asleep to tv
    stupidest song lyric?
    -"I'll hit you so hard it'll feel like you kissed a freight train motherfucker!" from the always brilliant 5fdp
    what size shoe do you wear?
    -13
    could you take xeno in a fight?
    Sure. i'll just punch him in the balls
    scientists are about to clone mammoths. should they?
    -Yes! Jurassic Park
    have you ever cried over a sports game?
    - No
    favorite news personality?
    - lolnews
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

    Speaking of seeing flashing at concerts, anyone see any crazy shit liek at fuckin mayhem before? seems thats always the tamest when it comes to taht. I saw last year nd year before at Volbeat tour 2 hot chicks rubbing each other nd then oral (in the seats not GA) nd also this was fucked up but 3 450 lbs lesbians stripping nd pouncing on each other at Nickelback in 2012

    Saw a quite a few people fucking at Bonnaroo. Like at stages and out at their campsites. 90% somebody fucked on my car and it sadly was not me. There was an ass size dent on my hood.

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  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,355 destroyer of motherfuckers

    .... at Nickelback in 2012

    =))











    Explain yourself



  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    First time you saw the opposite sex (excluding family) in the nude? Full frontal, 17
    skateboarding, snowboarding or rollerblading? If I ever do any of the 3 it's roller blading.
    what color are your eyes? Brown
    favorite music to fall asleep to? Regularly changes. Usually mellow shit. Was She & Him and Regina Spektor for the longest time. Last night it was animal collective
    stupidest song lyric? Not sure, my favorite corny lyric is "we are the innovators they are the imitators"
    what size shoe do you wear? 11.5
    could you take xeno in a fight? Fa sho, we all know he doesn't make a move.
    scientists are about to clone mammoths. should they? Unless the can take of the world, sure.
    have you ever cried over a sports game? Madden games with my dad when I was a kid and he would beat me.
    favorite news personality? Don't really care. Most I see are meh.
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  • GregTheShowerDemonGregTheShowerDemon Posts: 465 salt miner

    .... at Nickelback in 2012

    =))











    Explain yourself





    Ive already said this twice, I am a fan of Nickelback - i think they r one of the great rock bands of the 21st century - i dont give a motherfuck abt haters, hate on me alllll you want, i already get hate on for liking Manowar, Mushroomhead, REKKR, etc. I give no fucks what anyone thinks of Nickelback, they are a good rock band nd put on hell of a live show.
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