why am i making the questions? Butthole pleasures. do you think the questions will be good? Obviously not. last place you went out to eat? Olive Garden. sunset or sunrise? Set should i go to warped for dahila? No how much wood could a woodchuck, chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood? A lot worst class you've ever taken in school? Chem 2 since I shouldn't have passed chem 1. would you rather be drowned or set on fire? Is it a myth that drowning is peaceful? I'd still rather do that. strangest thing that you've ever seen at a concert? At Bonnaroo this guy was trying to calm himself down, he was doing a mixture of yoga and pushups and when he'd snap back and realize he was in public...he'd look at us and go "YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING" and keep going.
Longest hangover you ever had? A couple days. Never chugging that much rum again lol
Last movie you watched? Looper
Best Metallica album? Ride The Lightning
Last state you were in besides the one you live in? Ohio
Last time you got some strange? (Picked up someone you didn't know and banged them that night) Haven't banged someone I didn't know but I got a blowjob a couple times
Ever had a seizure? What happened? Nope
Would you rail the black spice girl? Yeah
Last album you bought/DL'd whatever? Amon Amarth - Deceiver Of The Gods
Condoms? Yeah I'm not gonna end up like my buddy who has a kid on his way
Longest hangover you ever had? Don't remember Last movie you watched? Cabin In the Woods Best Metallica album? 0 Last state you were in besides the one you live in? PA Last time you got some strange? (Picked up someone you didn't know and banged them that night) never Ever had a seizure? What happened? No Would you rail the black spice girl? She's always been my favorite Last album you bought/DL'd whatever? Amorphis - Circle Condoms? Yes Last bone you broke? Never have
Longest hangover you ever had? - Nothing crazy. I rarely get hangovers Last movie you watched? - Kick Ass Best Metallica album? - AJFA Last state you were in besides the one you live in? - Wyoming last summer Last time you got some strange? - Never sex but dat blowjob doe Ever had a seizure? What happened? - nah Would you rail the black spice girl? - nah Last album you bought/DL'd whatever? - Killswitch Engages new one Condoms? - I aint about dat life Last bone you broke? - None
What's the most you ever drank in one day? A few ounces of a mixed drink.
Last movie you saw in theaters? Hangover 3, because I didn't pay for it
Who's your favorite band on mayhem? Mastodon
Hatebreed with no barrier or Gwar with no barrier? I'd rather see Gwar
What's the most populated race in your town? White
What kind of cigarette do you smoke? Tryna quit? None
Closest thing to you that's blue? Cormorant - Metazoa poster
Favorite porn star? Faye Reagan
Would you suck one deseased free fresh clean cock for $1000 a day for the rest of your life? What's it with you and doing gay shit for money?
What's your opinion on the cop shooting the dog video? (If you haven't seen it, don't watch it. It's fucking disturbing. Just read about it.) Honestly, the dog's owner was being dipshit and is at fault as well. Do I think the cop should've shot the dog? No. But the dude not only ignored the cops request twice but he left all the windows in his car open which allowed the dog to jump out. If the owner had any common fucking sense nothing would've happened.
What's the most you ever drank in one day? Oh shit I have no idea. I killed a 5th of rum one night and continued to drink a shit ton of beers
Last movie you saw in theaters? This Is The End
Who's your favorite band on mayhem? Amon Amarth
Hatebreed with no barrier or Gwar with no barrier? Hatebreed
What's the most populated race in your town? White
What kind of cigarette do you smoke? Tryna quit? Don't smoke those fuckers
Closest thing to you that's blue? A blanket
Favorite porn star? Prolly either Lexi Belle or Jessi Andrews
Would you suck one deseased free fresh clean cock for $1000 a day for the rest of your life? Nah
What's your opinion on the cop shooting the dog video? (If you haven't seen it, don't watch it. It's fucking disturbing. Just read about it.) Those cops should get fucking shot
What's the most you ever drank in one day? Like 9-10 beers maybe
Last movie you saw in theaters? The Purge........it sucked
Who's your favorite band on mayhem? Honestly, FFDP. I'm more familiar with them than anyone else on the tour.
Hatebreed with no barrier or Gwar with no barrier? GWAR sucks, so Hatebreed by default
What's the most populated race in your town? White. I live in the suburbs
What kind of cigarette do you smoke? N/A
Closest thing to you that's blue? Some scissors
Favorite porn star? Sunny Lane
Would you suck one deseased free fresh clean cock for $1000 a day for the rest of your life? Without a doubt. Yall have fun trying to keep yourselves afloat with your full time jobs, I'd be living fuckin' easy.
What's your opinion on the cop shooting the dog video? Didn't watch
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Last movie you watched? Charlie Bartlett
Best Metallica album? Meh... One of the first 4.
Last state you were in besides the one you live in? Louisiana.
Last time you got some strange? (Picked up someone you didn't know and banged them that night) Never.
Ever had a seizure? What happened? Never.
Would you rail the black spice girl? Nah, I prefer Baby Spice.
Last album you bought/DL'd whatever? DL'd - I think a local band's new ep
Condoms? If anything were to happen, of course I'd use them.
Last bone you broke? Pinky toe. Still the only thing I've ever broken.
Last movie you watched? The Place Beyond the Pines
Best Metallica album? Kill 'Em All
Last state you were in besides the one you live in? Does Washington DC count?
Last time you got some strange? (Picked up someone you didn't know and banged them that night) N/A
Ever had a seizure? What happened? Nope
Would you rail the black spice girl? Sure
Last album you bought/DL'd whatever? El-P and Killer Mike - Run The Jewels
Condoms? Protection is smart
Last bone you broke? My arm when I was 4 or 5
do you think the questions will be good? Obviously not.
last place you went out to eat? Olive Garden.
sunset or sunrise? Set
should i go to warped for dahila? No
how much wood could a woodchuck, chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood? A lot
worst class you've ever taken in school? Chem 2 since I shouldn't have passed chem 1.
would you rather be drowned or set on fire? Is it a myth that drowning is peaceful? I'd still rather do that.
strangest thing that you've ever seen at a concert? At Bonnaroo this guy was trying to calm himself down, he was doing a mixture of yoga and pushups and when he'd snap back and realize he was in public...he'd look at us and go "YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING" and keep going.
Last movie you watched? Looper
Best Metallica album? Ride The Lightning
Last state you were in besides the one you live in? Ohio
Last time you got some strange? (Picked up someone you didn't know and banged them that night) Haven't banged someone I didn't know but I got a blowjob a couple times
Ever had a seizure? What happened? Nope
Would you rail the black spice girl? Yeah
Last album you bought/DL'd whatever? Amon Amarth - Deceiver Of The Gods
Condoms? Yeah I'm not gonna end up like my buddy who has a kid on his way
Last bone you broke? Nose
Last movie you watched? - Faceoff with Nick Cage and John Travolta
Best Metallica album? - Master of Puppets or Kill 'Em All
Last state you were in besides the one you live in? - Wisconsin
Last time you got some strange? (Picked up someone you didn't know and banged them that night) - never
Ever had a seizure? What happened? - never
Would you rail the black spice girl? - no
Last album you bought/DL'd whatever? - either Usnea's Usnea, Amon Amarth's Deciever of the Gods, or new Gorguts.
Condoms? - never bought one. never seen one. never will use one.
Last bone you broke? - my arm a long time ago
Last movie you watched? Zombies vs Strippers
Best Metallica album? Haven't listened to a whole album.
Last state you were in besides the one you live in? Kentucky. I live so close to Michigan though I might have been there today.
Last time you got some strange? (Picked up someone you didn't know and banged them that night) Never
Ever had a seizure? What happened? Nope
Would you rail the black spice girl? ...
Last album you bought/DL'd whatever? I dl'd the new She & Him last but I haven't listened to it.
Condoms? BC
Last bone you broke? Kind of my elbow but I guess it's not really a bone and I didn't really break it.
Last movie you watched? World War Z.
Best Metallica album? Kill 'Em All.
Last state you were in besides the one you live in? Pennsylvania.
Last time you got some strange? (Picked up someone you didn't know and banged them that night) Nope.
Ever had a seizure? What happened? Nope.
Would you rail the black spice girl? Nope.
Last album you bought/DL'd whatever? MGK - Black Flag
Condoms? Nope.
Last bone you broke? Ankle.
Last movie you watched? 'your highness'
Best Metallica album? kill 'em all
Last state you were in besides the one you live in? florida
Last time you got some strange? (Picked up someone you didn't know and banged them that night) prolly like 6 years ago
Ever had a seizure? What happened? yes
Would you rail the black spice girl? no...especially not now
Last album you bought/DL'd whatever? el-p and killer mike - 'run the jewels'
Condoms? what for?
Last bone you broke? your mom's back
- Nothing crazy. I rarely get hangovers
Last movie you watched?
- Kick Ass
Best Metallica album?
- AJFA
Last state you were in besides the one you live in?
- Wyoming last summer
Last time you got some strange?
- Never sex but dat blowjob doe
Ever had a seizure? What happened?
- nah
Would you rail the black spice girl?
- nah
Last album you bought/DL'd whatever?
- Killswitch Engages new one
Condoms?
- I aint about dat life
Last bone you broke?
- None
You've never seen a condom!?
You haven't lived until you've put one on your head, and blown it up to make a spacemans helmet
Last movie you watched? spring breakers... it sucked
Best Metallica album? kill em all/and justice for all
Last state you were in besides the one you live in? nj
Last time you got some strange? (Picked up someone you didn't know and banged them that night) 10 years
Ever had a seizure? What happened?
Would you rail the black spice girl? yah, whoever says nah is a stone cold faggot.
Last album you bought/DL'd whatever? crowd detterent
Condoms? nah
Last bone you broke? finger
What's the most you ever drank in one day?
Last movie you saw in theaters?
Who's your favorite band on mayhem?
Hatebreed with no barrier or Gwar with no barrier?
What's the most populated race in your town?
What kind of cigarette do you smoke? Tryna quit?
Closest thing to you that's blue?
Favorite porn star?
Would you suck one deseased free fresh clean cock for $1000 a day for the rest of your life?
What's your opinion on the cop shooting the dog video? (If you haven't seen it, don't watch it. It's fucking disturbing. Just read about it.)
Last movie you saw in theaters? Hangover 3, because I didn't pay for it
Who's your favorite band on mayhem? Mastodon
Hatebreed with no barrier or Gwar with no barrier? I'd rather see Gwar
What's the most populated race in your town? White
What kind of cigarette do you smoke? Tryna quit? None
Closest thing to you that's blue? Cormorant - Metazoa poster
Favorite porn star? Faye Reagan
Would you suck one deseased free fresh clean cock for $1000 a day for the rest of your life? What's it with you and doing gay shit for money?
What's your opinion on the cop shooting the dog video? (If you haven't seen it, don't watch it. It's fucking disturbing. Just read about it.) Honestly, the dog's owner was being dipshit and is at fault as well. Do I think the cop should've shot the dog? No. But the dude not only ignored the cops request twice but he left all the windows in his car open which allowed the dog to jump out. If the owner had any common fucking sense nothing would've happened.
Last movie you saw in theaters? This Is The End
Who's your favorite band on mayhem? Amon Amarth
Hatebreed with no barrier or Gwar with no barrier? Hatebreed
What's the most populated race in your town? White
What kind of cigarette do you smoke? Tryna quit? Don't smoke those fuckers
Closest thing to you that's blue? A blanket
Favorite porn star? Prolly either Lexi Belle or Jessi Andrews
Would you suck one deseased free fresh clean cock for $1000 a day for the rest of your life? Nah
What's your opinion on the cop shooting the dog video? (If you haven't seen it, don't watch it. It's fucking disturbing. Just read about it.) Those cops should get fucking shot
Last movie you saw in theaters? The Purge........it sucked
Who's your favorite band on mayhem? Honestly, FFDP. I'm more familiar with them than anyone else on the tour.
Hatebreed with no barrier or Gwar with no barrier? GWAR sucks, so Hatebreed by default
What's the most populated race in your town? White. I live in the suburbs
What kind of cigarette do you smoke? N/A
Closest thing to you that's blue? Some scissors
Favorite porn star? Sunny Lane
Would you suck one deseased free fresh clean cock for $1000 a day for the rest of your life? Without a doubt. Yall have fun trying to keep yourselves afloat with your full time jobs, I'd be living fuckin' easy.
What's your opinion on the cop shooting the dog video? Didn't watch