WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
How much do you get paid an hr? $75-$85 depending on bonuses How often do you shit? twice daily How far is the closest Walmart from you? 10 miles. I don't live near white trash Do you want kids/more kids, how many? Kinda. Maybe one more. Do you get road rage? Example? Not really. But I will force my way into lanes. Have you ever had a seizure? Nope. Funniest TV show? Currently- New Girl What's your opinion on corpse paint? One of the gayest things associated with Metal. What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? Lucky kid. good voice. Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? I don't see why not.
How much do you get paid an hr? $8.50 How often do you shit? Pregnant women can't poop How far is the closest Walmart from you? 25 min. Do you want kids/more kids, how many? Yeah. Obvs.. and I want 3 Do you get road rage? Example? No. Have you ever had a seizure? No. Funniest TV show? Idk. What's your opinion on corpse paint? Dumb. What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? He's got a good voice. Just not my cup of tea. Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? Uhhh no
drinkwine732Posts: 20,418destroyer of motherfuckers
How much do you get paid an hr? - Probably boils down to about 20-25 depending on the week. I'm on salary, but I don't work too many hours. How often do you shit? - Once a day, on average. How far is the closest Walmart from you? - No clue, think it's in VA somewhere. Do you want kids/more kids, how many? - I want 4 kids. Do you get road rage? Example? - Nope. Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? - No. Funniest TV show? - Definitely the League. What's your opinion on corpse paint? - No. What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? - I'm just fine ignoring him. Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? - Not really.
How far is the closest Walmart from you? About 3 miles.
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? no more children i have four daughters a step daughter and 2 step sons... that's plenty
Do you get road rage? Example? yes... when people speed around you just to cut in front of you and start driving 10 mph, when people are too busy talking or texting instead of driving and people that have to make a complete stop before making a right hand turn.
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? No.
Funniest TV show? don't really watch tv shows
What's your opinion on corpse paint? idgaf
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? *sigh* tired of hearing justi bieber
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? no
How often do you shit? At least a couple times a day
How far is the closest Walmart from you? I actually don't know. Can't imagine it's that far though. Back home though there's a Walmart like three miles away.
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? I'd say in the future I want like 3 kids.
Do you get road rage? Example? Don't drive
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? Nope
Funniest TV show? Black Dynamite
What's your opinion on corpse paint? It looks cool when done well
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? Don't give a fuck
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? If they were both attractive, I don't see why not.
How much do you get paid an hr? 8.50..still haven't done the paperwork for two ten cent raises lol. Got ripped off a fifty cent raise too... W/e I wont be here very long.
How often do you shit? Once a day.
How far is the closest Walmart from you? Two are both about 6 miles.
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? I'd like at least one. Not anytime soon though.
Do you get road rage? Example? Not to where I'm shouting or anything. It's more of a "really?" reaction whenever someone does something stupid.
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? Nope. I've seen a couple though.
Funniest TV show? I don't know, it changes based on the season and what shows are on lol I think Archer
What's your opinion on corpse paint? Gay
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? See above.
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? Nope. I saw twins once and I had the same idea. "They're not fucking each other doe, I wanna see dat" So I went looking for it...and found it...and then felt
How much do you get paid an hr? - 9.50 How often do you shit? - Right after I clock back in from lunch How far is the closest Walmart from you? - 10 to 15 minutes away Do you want kids/more kids, how many? - one. Not anytime soon. Do you get road rage? Example? - nah Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? - surprisingly no considering epilepsy runs in my family Funniest TV show? - archer What's your opinion on corpse paint? - Meh What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? - meh Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? - nah. A threesome with twins yeah.
How far is the closest Walmart from you? Few miles
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? Idk
Do you get road rage? Example? If people are stupid bitches and don't use turn signals. Also it doesn't count halfway through a turn
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? No
Funniest TV show? Key and Peele, some episodes aren't as good but when they're on....cot damn lil homie
What's your opinion on corpse paint? I'm all for stage presence, but don't pretend you're a badass because you're wearing it. If you wear it attending a show you are GAAAAAAAAY
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? Don't care. He's a typical pop star, he doesn't annoy me nearly as much as the people bitching about him.
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? No
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How often do you shit? twice daily
How far is the closest Walmart from you? 10 miles. I don't live near white trash
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? Kinda. Maybe one more.
Do you get road rage? Example? Not really. But I will force my way into lanes.
Have you ever had a seizure? Nope.
Funniest TV show? Currently- New Girl
What's your opinion on corpse paint? One of the gayest things associated with Metal.
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? Lucky kid. good voice.
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? I don't see why not.
How often do you shit? Pregnant women can't poop
How far is the closest Walmart from you? 25 min.
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? Yeah. Obvs.. and I want 3
Do you get road rage? Example? No.
Have you ever had a seizure? No.
Funniest TV show? Idk.
What's your opinion on corpse paint? Dumb.
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? He's got a good voice. Just not my cup of tea.
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? Uhhh no
How often do you shit? - I have a bad stomach and a bad diet so I shit a lot.
How far is the closest Walmart from you? - Idk in Nashville... in Illinois like 5 minutes away
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? - I don't want kids
Do you get road rage? Example? - I don't get road rage
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? - never seizured
Funniest TV show? - Maybe Ren and Stimpy. Only show to have me rolling on the floor
What's your opinion on corpse paint? - when done right, and in black metal its cool
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? - Can't stand his twat ass music
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? - ewwww
How often do you shit? - Once a day, on average.
How far is the closest Walmart from you? - No clue, think it's in VA somewhere.
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? - I want 4 kids.
Do you get road rage? Example? - Nope.
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? - No.
Funniest TV show? - Definitely the League.
What's your opinion on corpse paint? - No.
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? - I'm just fine ignoring him.
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? - Not really.
How often do you shit? Usually once a day, sometimes more depending on what I eat.
How far is the closest Walmart from you? About 5 miles.
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? Maybe one day.
Do you get road rage? Example? Not really.
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? No.
Funniest TV show? Archer, maybe.
What's your opinion on corpse paint? 0 fucks.
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? I don't like his music, and I have no personal opinion of him.
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? Naw, I'm not into incest.
How often do you shit? Usually once a day, sometimes twice
How far is the closest Walmart from you? About 5/10 minutes
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? Have 2, shur eas hell dont want more
Do you get road rage? Example? Yes. People going slow as fk in the fast lane, college students that cant drive for shit..
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? No.
Funniest TV show? MXC
What's your opinion on corpse paint? 0 fucks.
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? praying for death.
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on?
:-?
How often do you shit? Usually once a day,
How far is the closest Walmart from you? About 3 miles.
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? no more children i have four daughters a step daughter and 2 step sons... that's plenty
Do you get road rage? Example? yes... when people speed around you just to cut in front of you and start driving 10 mph, when people are too busy talking or texting instead of driving and people that have to make a complete stop before making a right hand turn.
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? No.
Funniest TV show? don't really watch tv shows
What's your opinion on corpse paint? idgaf
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? *sigh* tired of hearing justi bieber
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? no
How much do you get paid an hr? Currently nothing
How often do you shit? At least a couple times a day
How far is the closest Walmart from you? I actually don't know. Can't imagine it's that far though. Back home though there's a Walmart like three miles away.
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? I'd say in the future I want like 3 kids.
Do you get road rage? Example? Don't drive
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? Nope
Funniest TV show? Black Dynamite
What's your opinion on corpse paint? It looks cool when done well
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? Don't give a fuck
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? If they were both attractive, I don't see why not.
How often do you shit? -- Once a day or so
How far is the closest Walmart from you? -- Mile and a half
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? -- Yes, hopefully a boy and a girl.
Do you get road rage? Example? -- Yes because nobody can drive for fuck. Every sample is an example.
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? -- No
Funniest TV show? -- ATHF
What's your opinion on corpse paint? -- Don't care
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? -- Good for him
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? -- The fact that it's incest would turn me off.
You'd make a great mom
How often do you shit? I don't keep track.
How far is the closest Walmart from you? Few miles.
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? None. Maybe I'll be a foster parent in the future.
Do you get road rage? Example? Don't drive
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? No.
Funniest TV show? I have no clue.
What's your opinion on corpse paint? It's alright.
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? Whatever.
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? No.
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How often do you shit? Once a day.
How far is the closest Walmart from you? Two are both about 6 miles.
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? I'd like at least one. Not anytime soon though.
Do you get road rage? Example? Not to where I'm shouting or anything. It's more of a "really?" reaction whenever someone does something stupid.
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? Nope. I've seen a couple though.
Funniest TV show? I don't know, it changes based on the season and what shows are on lol I think Archer
What's your opinion on corpse paint? Gay
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? See above.
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? Nope. I saw twins once and I had the same idea. "They're not fucking each other doe, I wanna see dat" So I went looking for it...and found it...and then felt
How often do you shit? once a day
How far is the closest Walmart from you? About 20 minutes
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? No
Do you get road rage? Example? Not really
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? Nope
Funniest TV show? That's a tough one but I absolutely love Workaholics
What's your opinion on corpse paint? Not my thing
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? Gay
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? Prolly not
- 9.50
How often do you shit?
- Right after I clock back in from lunch
How far is the closest Walmart from you?
- 10 to 15 minutes away
Do you want kids/more kids, how many?
- one. Not anytime soon.
Do you get road rage? Example?
- nah
Have you ever had a seizure? What
happened?
- surprisingly no considering epilepsy runs in my family
Funniest TV show?
- archer
What's your opinion on corpse paint?
- Meh
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber?
- meh
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on?
- nah. A threesome with twins yeah.
How often do you shit? Ok
How far is the closest Walmart from you? Few miles
Do you want kids/more kids, how many? Idk
Do you get road rage? Example? If people are stupid bitches and don't use turn signals. Also it doesn't count halfway through a turn
Have you ever had a seizure? What happened? No
Funniest TV show? Key and Peele, some episodes aren't as good but when they're on....cot damn lil homie
What's your opinion on corpse paint? I'm all for stage presence, but don't pretend you're a badass because you're wearing it. If you wear it attending a show you are GAAAAAAAAY
What's your opinion on Justin Bieber? Don't care. He's a typical pop star, he doesn't annoy me nearly as much as the people bitching about him.
Would watching identical twin sisters fuck each other turn you on? No