MetalSSlayerPosts: 6,164destroyer of motherfuckers
Who was the last person you punched? I have no idea. Would you let Arlo give you head? No, he'd probably use too much teeth. Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? No. Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? Never watched it. How long's it been since you got laid? It's been a while. Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? Hell no. Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? Maybe if he had both hands tied behind his back. Maybe. Do you like Falafel? Never had it. Next band you're going to see? Volbeat/Iced Earth Do you like my new tattoo? Looks cool.
Who was the last person you punched? prob my brother when i was like 14 Would you let Arlo give you head? for no reason or money? hell naw Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? yes Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? zach was my fav character but i loved kelley How long's it been since you got laid? ouch... last fall but i will be gettin laid in the next 30 days so its ok Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? i dont think i could Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? no not really Do you like Falafel? never had it Next band you're going to see? who knows lol Do you like my new tattoo? i dig it
Who was the last person you punched? I don't remember Would you let Arlo give you head? for no reason or money? hell naw Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? no Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? none How long's it been since you got laid? almost a year Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? I don't think I could if I tried. Nor would I. Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? no Do you like Falafel? Whats that? Next band you're going to see? I'm not sure yet, it's up in the air Do you like my new tattoo? It's cool
Who was the last person you punched? Myself, pumped up after a workout, pounding on my abs lol. Would you let Arlo give you head? I am not homosex. Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? Yep. For instance, if I got clocked straight in the jaw like Sammi rocked Ronnie in Jersey Shore, she'd be getting it back, fuck just sitting there. You got the balls to throw a punch like that, you got the balls to take one. Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? Never watched it. How long's it been since you got laid? Actual sex, 4 months, got head a couple times more recently. Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? YOLO Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? Yep. Do you like Falafel? Wat. Next band you're going to see? For what I have tickets for so far, Lollapalooza, which is Fun., Frank Ocean, and XO. Do you like my new tattoo? Shit's dope boi.
Who was the last person you punched? Some dude outside a bar I think, but it was awhile ago. Would you let Arlo give you head? for no reason or money? Is he good at it? Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? there would probably only be one circumstane and it would probably revolve around the safety of my children, but I'd rather not think about it. Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? There is only one answer to this and its Screech How long's it been since you got laid? Sunday twice Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? I don't know what that is Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? I know I could beat CF off. Do you like Falafel? Don't think i've tried it Next band you're going to see? My wife wants to see Hellyeah, so probably them and Iced Earth Do you like my new tattoo? It's cool but looks painful as hell
Who was the last person you punched? someone i use to work with Would you let Arlo give you head? no Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? under extreme circumstances prolly. Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? screech How long's it been since you got laid? sunday Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? no Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? why would i fight CF.... but ultimately no Do you like Falafel? no Next band you're going to see? idk Do you like my new tattoo? nice ink
Who was the last person you punched? -- A kid in 8th grade Would you let Arlo give you head? -- pass Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? -- Can't say that I would, no. Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? -- Never watched it enough How long's it been since you got laid? -- Two weeks Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? -- NOPE Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? -- tcyeah :-S Do you like Falafel? -- No idea who or what that is Next band you're going to see? -- Weapon Do you like my new tattoo? -- Needs moar Baizley
Who was the last person you punched? Probably my cousin Would you let Arlo give you head? Maybe if he had better taste Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? I suppose, but they'd have to be pretty fucking major Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? Too young, did not watch How long's it been since you got laid? Forever Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? No Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? Fuck no Do you like Falafel? Don't believe I've ever had one Next band you're going to see? Next show I'm going to is Death To All, and Gorguts is opening, so Gorguts. Do you like my new tattoo? It's pretty cool.
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Would you let Arlo give you head? No, he'd probably use too much teeth.
Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? No.
Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? Never watched it.
How long's it been since you got laid? It's been a while.
Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? Hell no.
Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? Maybe if he had both hands tied behind his back. Maybe.
Do you like Falafel? Never had it.
Next band you're going to see? Volbeat/Iced Earth
Do you like my new tattoo? Looks cool.
Would you let Arlo give you head? for no reason or money? hell naw
Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? yes
Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? zach was my fav character but i loved kelley
How long's it been since you got laid? ouch... last fall
Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? i dont think i could
Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? no not really
Do you like Falafel? never had it
Next band you're going to see? who knows lol
Do you like my new tattoo? i dig it
Would you let Arlo give you head? for no reason or money? hell naw
Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? no
Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? none
How long's it been since you got laid? almost a year
Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? I don't think I could if I tried. Nor would I.
Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? no
Do you like Falafel? Whats that?
Next band you're going to see? I'm not sure yet, it's up in the air
Do you like my new tattoo? It's cool
Would you let Arlo give you head? I am not homosex.
Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? Yep. For instance, if I got clocked straight in the jaw like Sammi rocked Ronnie in Jersey Shore, she'd be getting it back, fuck just sitting there. You got the balls to throw a punch like that, you got the balls to take one.
Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? Never watched it.
How long's it been since you got laid? Actual sex, 4 months, got head a couple times more recently.
Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? YOLO
Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? Yep.
Do you like Falafel? Wat.
Next band you're going to see? For what I have tickets for so far, Lollapalooza, which is Fun., Frank Ocean, and XO.
Do you like my new tattoo? Shit's dope boi.
Would you let Arlo give you head? for no reason or money? Is he good at it?
Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? there would probably only be one circumstane and it would probably revolve around the safety of my children, but I'd rather not think about it.
Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? There is only one answer to this and its Screech
How long's it been since you got laid? Sunday twice
Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? I don't know what that is
Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? I know I could beat CF off.
Do you like Falafel? Don't think i've tried it
Next band you're going to see? My wife wants to see Hellyeah, so probably them and Iced Earth
Do you like my new tattoo? It's cool but looks painful as hell
Would you let Arlo give you head? no
Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? under extreme circumstances prolly.
Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? screech
How long's it been since you got laid? sunday
Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? no
Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? why would i fight CF.... but ultimately no
Do you like Falafel? no
Next band you're going to see? idk
Do you like my new tattoo? nice ink
Would you let Arlo give you head? -- pass
Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? -- Can't say that I would, no.
Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? -- Never watched it enough
How long's it been since you got laid? -- Two weeks
Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? -- NOPE
Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? -- tcyeah :-S
Do you like Falafel? -- No idea who or what that is
Next band you're going to see? -- Weapon
Do you like my new tattoo? -- Needs moar Baizley
Would you let Arlo give you head? Maybe if he had better taste
Under and circumstances, would you ever hit your spouse with a close fist? I suppose, but they'd have to be pretty fucking major
Who was your favorite Saved by the Bell character? Too young, did not watch
How long's it been since you got laid? Forever
Would you eat the blue waffle for 1mil? No
Do you think you could beat CF in a fight? Fuck no
Do you like Falafel? Don't believe I've ever had one
Next band you're going to see? Next show I'm going to is Death To All, and Gorguts is opening, so Gorguts.
Do you like my new tattoo? It's pretty cool.