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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    is your wife ok with that?
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    if he wasnt married he could fuck my friend i would even care lol
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    but I did bang her back in the day. :|
    Exactly. No guy becomes friends with a girl he doenst want to fuck.
    but i dont want to fuck her no moe...
    But you did at one point and actually did fuck her. I get where Wake is coming from with this, but there are always exceptions
    Yeah I know there are exceptions. That's why I said 99.99% of the time, because that is far more common then the opposite.

    However with women, they friendzone guys left and right. Not sure why that is. My theory is they are like a dick in a glass case. They never really want to use it, and would never use it long term... but if their Significant other cheats with some slut or something... Break glass in case of emergency. :)) that's probably not true. I dont get women all that well.... I just know they friendzone guys much more often then a guy might friendzone a girl.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    so by your ridiculous logic, alexs friends wanna fuck me?
    my best friends boyfriends wants to fuck me?
    my co workers and manager wanna fuck me?
    all of which are friends
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    youre married...
    I know, i mean if I was single, I just dont feel the smae way about her...
    no i mean youre married so dont go say youll fuck nolas friend
    thats disrespectful and rude
    I'll fuck nolas friend. :|
    :))

    I don't care what anyone says. Even if a guy is married they will think about fucking other girls, will even say it. But the good ones won't actually do it
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    youre married...
    I know, i mean if I was single, I just dont feel the smae way about her...
    no i mean youre married so dont go say youll fuck nolas friend
    thats disrespectful and rude
    I'll fuck nolas friend. :|
    :))

    I don't care what anyone says. Even if a guy is married they will think about fucking other girls, will even say it. But the good ones won't actually do it
    dood, I think about other chiocks all the time, its a natural instinct. I watch porn, ect..... i aint cheainting on my wife tho, i wouldnt have gotten married if i was gonna do that.
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    so by your ridiculous logic, alexs friends wanna fuck me?
    my best friends boyfriends wants to fuck me?
    my co workers and manager wanna fuck me?
    all of which are friends
    Bianca, if it makes you feel any better. I don't want to fuck you.
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    so by your ridiculous logic, alexs friends wanna fuck me?
    my best friends boyfriends wants to fuck me?
    my co workers and manager wanna fuck me?
    all of which are friends
    Yes. That is about right. Let me give you some other guy translations

    When he says

    "Allow me to get the door for you"

    What he is saying is

    "allow me to give you some of my dick"

    When he says

    "Would you like some of the M&M's"

    what they mean is

    "Would you like some of my dick?"
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    saying it makes chicks feel inadequate
    if alex was off somewhere saying hed fuck other chicks, that would be so disrespectful to me and our relationship
    if your wife is totes indifferent to you saying that in her absence, more power to her
    keep that one because shes rare
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Bianca, if it makes you feel any better. I don't want to fuck you.
    Internet friends dont count. Just like internet relationships.
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    so by your ridiculous logic, alexs friends wanna fuck me?
    my best friends boyfriends wants to fuck me?
    my co workers and manager wanna fuck me?
    all of which are friends
    Bianca, if it makes you feel any better. I don't want to fuck you.
    it would be relevent if we were actually friends
    thats the prerequisite for being qualified in wakes category, is it not?
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    so by your ridiculous logic, alexs friends wanna fuck me?
    my best friends boyfriends wants to fuck me?
    my co workers and manager wanna fuck me?
    all of which are friends
    Yes. That is about right. Let me give you some other guy translations

    When he says

    "Allow me to get the door for you"

    What he is saying is

    "allow me to give you some of my dick"

    When he says

    "Would you like some of the M&M's"

    what they mean is

    "Would you like some of my dick?"
    no
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Bianca, if it makes you feel any better. I don't want to fuck you.
    Internet friends dont count. Just like internet relationships.
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    Guys are going to think about and quite possibly talk about fucking other chicks. That includes the hot chick at the bar or the waitress. It will happen whether you're around, not around, or don't want them to. That's guys
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    so by your ridiculous logic, alexs friends wanna fuck me?
    my best friends boyfriends wants to fuck me?
    my co workers and manager wanna fuck me?
    all of which are friends
    Bianca, if it makes you feel any better. I don't want to fuck you.
    it would be relevent if we were actually friends
    thats the prerequisite for being qualified in wakes category, is it not?
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    Guys are going to think about and quite possibly talk about fucking other chicks. That includes the hot chick at the bar or the waitress. It will happen whether you're around, not around, or don't want them to. That's guys
    yup
  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    Guys are going to think about and quite possibly talk about fucking other chicks. That includes the hot chick at the bar or the waitress. It will happen whether you're around, not around, or don't want them to. That's guys
    yes, ill take advice about guys from the person who has the worst track record when it comes to relationships
    hows your boyfriend?...oh wait
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    so by your ridiculous logic, alexs friends wanna fuck me?
    my best friends boyfriends wants to fuck me?
    my co workers and manager wanna fuck me?
    all of which are friends
    Yes. All these people would fuck you if you offered. Well maybe not Alex's bestfriend because most guys are more loyal to their bestfriends to get with their gf. However, if you met his bestfriend first, he'd have fucked you if you offered.

  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Guys are going to think about and quite possibly talk about fucking other chicks. That includes the hot chick at the bar or the waitress. It will happen whether you're around, not around, or don't want them to. That's guys
    yup
    so nola, would you bang Leah?
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