1D_for_lifePosts: 13,785destroyer of motherfuckers
most fun place you've ever been to? Orlando or Sandusky, Ohio (I love amusement parks haha!) If you could change sexes for a day would you? No the last time you cried and for what reason? A week or so ago. how old were you when you figured out what porn was? Sometime in middle school if you could drive one car /truck what would it be? I'm not sure but probably a Corvette zr1 Have you ever heard your parents having sex? Nope. how many times have you been arrested? for what? 0 weirdest place you ever took a pee? Neighbors yard when I was mowing it what was our worst life injury, sickness? ACL/ meniscus tear name one event/person that irl made you rage the hardest? A LOT of douchebags in high school.
most fun place you've ever been to? the vagina of this one hot chick i know If you could change sexes for a day would you? possibly but i wouldnt go outside the last time you cried and for what reason? few years ago when i kid i knew died how old were you when you figured out what porn was? known what it was for as long as i can rememer if you could drive one car /truck what would it be? 1969 superbird Have you ever heard your parents having sex? Nope. how many times have you been arrested? for what? 1 time for being a belligerent drunk weirdest place you ever took a pee? i dont know, on a church, middle of a highway, from the back of a moving truck, on some douches car door handles and windsheild. i've peed lots of places what was our worst life injury, sickness? injuries: i've broke my hand,arm, nose and a bone in my foot, i've had over 30 stitches in my face, 4 concussions (one sent me in to convulsions). sickness's: Pericarditis, Orbital Cellulites, had a cyst in my arm the size of a strandard die/dice name one event/person that irl made you rage the hardest? latest was reading billy talent is gonna be at Heavyto. FUCK BILLY TALENT
1. If you could take one forumer of the same sex to a show with you, who would it be? 2. No bullshit, who's your all-time favorite band? 3. Who is your favorite forumer(s) to have a conversation with? 4. What forumer(s) annoys you the most, but you still like them? 5. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 6. If you had to kill yourself, how would you choose to do it? 7. How many times a week do you masturbate? 8. When was the last time you had sexual contact with someone? 9. In your opinion, who should win the Most Liked Forumer contest? 10. What song would you like to see Chew cover?
1. If you could take one forumer of the same sex to a show with you, who would it be? - George 2. No bullshit, who's your all-time favorite band? - Godsmack 3. Who is your favorite forumer(s) to have a conversation with? - Ellie, Distance, George, Nola, CF, Arlo, Primus 4. What forumer(s) annoys you the most, but you still like them? - IDK 5. How old were you when you lost your virginity? - N/A 6. If you had to kill yourself, how would you choose to do it? - Hang Myself so i can leave a suicide note that says "I'm well hung." 7. How many times a week do you masturbate? - It Varies 8. When was the last time you had sexual contact with someone? - Too Long Ago 9. In your opinion, who should win the Most Liked Forumer contest? - Ellie 10. What song would you like to see Chew cover? - "Cake - He's Going The Distance"
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
1. If you could take one forumer of the same sex to a show with you, who would it be? Distance 2. No bullshit, who's your all-time favorite band? It's between the Beatles and Rammstein. 3. Who is your favorite forumer(s) to have a conversation with? Everyone has something interesting to say! 4. What forumer(s) annoys you the most, but you still like them? Idk 5. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 14 6. If you had to kill yourself, how would you choose to do it? Shoot myself in the head. 7. How many times a week do you masturbate? Fuck if I know. 8. When was the last time you had sexual contact with someone? Uh, two days ago? 9. In your opinion, who should win the Most Liked Forumer contest? Jaycup! 10. What song would you like to see Chew cover? High Voltage by Electric Six
1. If you could take one forumer of the same sex to a show with you, who would it be? 2. No bullshit, who's your all-time favorite band? 3. Who is your favorite forumer(s) to have a conversation with? 4. What forumer(s) annoys you the most, but you still like them? 5. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 6. If you had to kill yourself, how would you choose to do it? 7. How many times a week do you masturbate? 8. When was the last time you had sexual contact with someone? 9. In your opinion, who should win the Most Liked Forumer contest? 10. What song would you like to see Chew cover?
1. If you could take one forumer of the same sex to a show with you, who would it be? Santana, cause I know for a fact he throwsdown in the pit!!!
2. No bullshit, who's your all-time favorite band? Pink FLoyd
3. Who is your favorite forumer(s) to have a conversation with? Wake, Razor, Erik, Jay, Britt pretty much everyone at some point...
4. What forumer(s) annoys you the most, but you still like them? Ed, Primal, Facefuck...
5. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16ish
6. If you had to kill yourself, how would you choose to do it? gun
7. How many times a week do you masturbate? every other day at least :>
8. When was the last time you had sexual contact with someone? within a week
9. In your opinion, who should win the Most Liked Forumer contest? Razor...
1. If you could take one forumer of the same sex to a show with you, who would it be? George 2. No bullshit, who's your all-time favorite band? Tie between Iron Maiden and Rush 3. Who is your favorite forumer(s) to have a conversation with? Distance, Lea 4. What forumer(s) annoys you the most, but you still like them? Hmmm..... 5. How old were you when you lost your virginity? ..... 6. If you had to kill yourself, how would you choose to do it? Probably blast myself off in a rocket and blow it up XD 7. How many times a week do you masturbate? Dunno 8. When was the last time you had sexual contact with someone? ..... 9. In your opinion, who should win the Most Liked Forumer contest? Courtney, Distance, or Ellie 10. What song would you like to see Chew cover? High Voltage by Electric Six (I second Ellie's choice)
1. If you could take one forumer of the same sex to a show with you, who would it be? Ed cause it be fun (and to see if he's really that gay for Kesha) 2. No bullshit, who's your all-time favorite band? Led Zeppelin 3. Who is your favorite forumer(s) to have a conversation with? prob george or brian 4. What forumer(s) annoys you the most, but you still like them? do i have to answer that 5. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 23 6. If you had to kill yourself, how would you choose to do it? i have no idea 7. How many times a week do you masturbate? more then 5 8. When was the last time you had sexual contact with someone? define sexual contact 9. In your opinion, who should win the Most Liked Forumer contest? ME 10. What song would you like to see Chew cover? "ice" by Lights (although i'd fuck up the really fast part(
most fun place youve ever been to? probly six flags great adventure If you could change sexes for a day would you? yes, and i'd be a prostitute the last time you cried and for what reason? about a week ago, my bird died. how old were you when you figured out what porn was? 9 if you could drive one car /truck what would it be? 2012 Camero Have you ever heard your parents having sex? yes... i had to leave the house how many times have you been arrested? for what? never arrested weirdest place you ever took a pee? out the door of a moving vehicle what was our worst life injury, sickness? My Humvee got hit with an IED in Iraq name one event/person that irl made you rage the hardest? this one spic at work made be so mad i was put in the hospital with my blood pressure almost to 200, it was the closest i ever came to committing a seriously violent crime
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If you could change sexes for a day would you? No
the last time you cried and for what reason? A week or so ago.
how old were you when you figured out what porn was? Sometime in middle school
if you could drive one car /truck what would it be? I'm not sure but probably a Corvette zr1
Have you ever heard your parents having sex? Nope.
how many times have you been arrested? for what? 0
weirdest place you ever took a pee? Neighbors yard when I was mowing it
what was our worst life injury, sickness? ACL/ meniscus tear
name one event/person that irl made you rage the hardest? A LOT of douchebags in high school.
If you could change sexes for a day would you? possibly but i wouldnt go outside
the last time you cried and for what reason? few years ago when i kid i knew died
how old were you when you figured out what porn was? known what it was for as long as i can rememer
if you could drive one car /truck what would it be? 1969 superbird
Have you ever heard your parents having sex? Nope.
how many times have you been arrested? for what? 1 time for being a belligerent drunk
weirdest place you ever took a pee? i dont know, on a church, middle of a highway, from the back of a moving truck, on some douches car door handles and windsheild. i've peed lots of places
what was our worst life injury, sickness? injuries: i've broke my hand,arm, nose and a bone in my foot, i've had over 30 stitches in my face, 4 concussions (one sent me in to convulsions). sickness's: Pericarditis, Orbital Cellulites, had a cyst in my arm the size of a strandard die/dice
name one event/person that irl made you rage the hardest? latest was reading billy talent is gonna be at Heavyto. FUCK BILLY TALENT
1. If you could take one forumer of the same sex to a show with you, who would it be?
2. No bullshit, who's your all-time favorite band?
3. Who is your favorite forumer(s) to have a conversation with?
4. What forumer(s) annoys you the most, but you still like them?
5. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
6. If you had to kill yourself, how would you choose to do it?
7. How many times a week do you masturbate?
8. When was the last time you had sexual contact with someone?
9. In your opinion, who should win the Most Liked Forumer contest?
10. What song would you like to see Chew cover?
2. No bullshit, who's your all-time favorite band? - Godsmack
3. Who is your favorite forumer(s) to have a conversation with? - Ellie, Distance, George, Nola, CF, Arlo, Primus
4. What forumer(s) annoys you the most, but you still like them? - IDK
5. How old were you when you lost your virginity? - N/A
6. If you had to kill yourself, how would you choose to do it? - Hang Myself so i can leave a suicide note that says "I'm well hung."
7. How many times a week do you masturbate? - It Varies
8. When was the last time you had sexual contact with someone? - Too Long Ago
9. In your opinion, who should win the Most Liked Forumer contest? - Ellie
10. What song would you like to see Chew cover? - "Cake - He's Going The Distance"
2. No bullshit, who's your all-time favorite band? It's between the Beatles and Rammstein.
3. Who is your favorite forumer(s) to have a conversation with? Everyone has something interesting to say!
4. What forumer(s) annoys you the most, but you still like them? Idk
5. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 14
6. If you had to kill yourself, how would you choose to do it? Shoot myself in the head.
7. How many times a week do you masturbate? Fuck if I know.
8. When was the last time you had sexual contact with someone? Uh, two days ago?
9. In your opinion, who should win the Most Liked Forumer contest? Jaycup!
10. What song would you like to see Chew cover? High Voltage by Electric Six
2. No bullshit, who's your all-time favorite band? Pink FLoyd
3. Who is your favorite forumer(s) to have a conversation with? Wake, Razor, Erik, Jay, Britt pretty much everyone at some point...
4. What forumer(s) annoys you the most, but you still like them? Ed, Primal, Facefuck...
5. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16ish
6. If you had to kill yourself, how would you choose to do it? gun
7. How many times a week do you masturbate? every other day at least :>
8. When was the last time you had sexual contact with someone? within a week
9. In your opinion, who should win the Most Liked Forumer contest? Razor...
10. What song would you like to see Chew cover? ...
2. No bullshit, who's your all-time favorite band? Tie between Iron Maiden and Rush
3. Who is your favorite forumer(s) to have a conversation with? Distance, Lea
4. What forumer(s) annoys you the most, but you still like them? Hmmm.....
5. How old were you when you lost your virginity? .....
6. If you had to kill yourself, how would you choose to do it? Probably blast myself off in a rocket and blow it up XD
7. How many times a week do you masturbate? Dunno
8. When was the last time you had sexual contact with someone? .....
9. In your opinion, who should win the Most Liked Forumer contest? Courtney, Distance, or Ellie
10. What song would you like to see Chew cover? High Voltage by Electric Six (I second Ellie's choice)
2. No bullshit, who's your all-time favorite band? Led Zeppelin
3. Who is your favorite forumer(s) to have a conversation with? prob george or brian
4. What forumer(s) annoys you the most, but you still like them? do i have to answer that
5. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 23
6. If you had to kill yourself, how would you choose to do it? i have no idea
7. How many times a week do you masturbate? more then 5
8. When was the last time you had sexual contact with someone? define sexual contact
9. In your opinion, who should win the Most Liked Forumer contest? ME
10. What song would you like to see Chew cover? "ice" by Lights (although i'd fuck up the really fast part(
If you could change sexes for a day would you? yes, and i'd be a prostitute
the last time you cried and for what reason? about a week ago, my bird died.
how old were you when you figured out what porn was? 9
if you could drive one car /truck what would it be? 2012 Camero
Have you ever heard your parents having sex? yes... i had to leave the house
how many times have you been arrested? for what? never arrested
weirdest place you ever took a pee? out the door of a moving vehicle
what was our worst life injury, sickness? My Humvee got hit with an IED in Iraq
name one event/person that irl made you rage the hardest? this one spic at work made be so mad i was put in the hospital with my blood pressure almost to 200, it was the closest i ever came to committing a seriously violent crime