1. Do i make you horny? - no 2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? - Yes to the smoke but shane would punch me in the face and as long as the pancakes arent from mcds 3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? - Shane w/out a doubt 4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - My tits 5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? - No 6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? - dunno 7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - No 8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? - Yes. I use the wet wipes after or if I don't have any 9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - no 10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? - Shane kinda took care of that and still to this day I'm mad about it.
1. Do i make you horny? - i have no idea who made these 2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? - i haz a smoke...y00z haz pancake?
3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? - any one gotta pee?
4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - my fat, fat dick
5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? - i don't think i give a fuck
6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? - females aren't athlets
7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - if i had a copy machine
8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? - Yes. I use the wet wipes after...paper towel....napkins...any thing that works
9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - no
10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? my maness is to be seen in person
1. Do i make you horny? - lol i am into to girls not dudes 2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? - yea buddy 3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? - one of the girls 4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - my legs there sexy haha 5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? - haha no 6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? - who knows 7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - i've always wanted to do that. 8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? - leaves lol jp 9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - nope 10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? - haha
1. Do i make you horny? - OH LAWDY! 2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? - No 3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? - One whom I'm friends with on Facebook. 4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - My MASSIVE biceps B-) 5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? - A little bit lol 6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? - Only ever seen a picture of 1, so i guess Raz0r lol 7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - No 8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? No 9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - No 10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? - In the process :>
1. Do i make you horny? Not at all 2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? I'll take the smoke 3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? Nowhere...that makes it worse 4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? Stomach 5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? A little bit lol 6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? Idk.. 7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? No 8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? Paper Towel? 9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? No 10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? No
1. Do i make you horny? - I ain't gay 2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? - I'll take the pancake 3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? -If I was at risk of dying, I wouldn't really care who peed on me. 4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - My hair. 5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? - Nah. 6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? - I don't know 7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - Negative 8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? Nope 9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - Nopo 10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? - Because it'd be child pornography.
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1. Do i make you horny? - Shall we shag now, or shag later? 2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? - hmmm... pancakes would make excellent munchie food. deep. 3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? - I think Distance and maybe BT are the only one who'd save me in that situation. 4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - That one could see? Probably my dick. 5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? - lets just say, I'm not going to ask you to watch my kids. 6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? -anna kournikova. Watching the way she grunts and screams on the court, gives me very bad bedroom thoughts about her.
7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - No 8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? - Yes. quite a few things. leafs, kleenex, paper towels, etc 9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - no. nor of anyone else. 10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? - For starters, no one would want to see.
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So a two guys are out hiking in the scab lands and one heads over to a bush to take a piss. What he didnt realize that in the bush he was pissing in was a rattle snake and the stream hit him directly in the head. Well so naturally the rattler isnt going to take that so it strikes out, biting the guy right on his cock. The dude grabs his dick and starts screaming...
"What's wrong?" "A rattle snake just bit me on my dick!!!! quick run back and call for help"
So the friend starts sprinting back to their car as fast as he could. When he gets back he jumps on the pay phone and dials 911.
"911 how can i help you" "yes. I was out hiking with my friend and a rattle snake bit him about 15 minutes ago." "okay. stay calm. we are sending someone there. But there isnt much time. I need to to run back to your friend and suck the poison out." "isnt there some other way?" "NO. there isnt much time. you MUST run back and suck the poision out or your friend is going to DIE" "okay. I understand"
So the friend hangs up and sprints back.... and when he returns his friend is still holding his dick in agony.
"Im back!" "What did the doctor say?!?!" "Sorry bud, you're gonna die."
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3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? - I think Distance and maybe BT are the only one who'd save me in that situation.
1. Do i make you horny? - extremely 2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? -if itza weed! 3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? -like others i would want a girl 4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - i kinda have a cute ass 5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? -a little lol but thats why i like yooz and i know ur kidding most the time 6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? -funny joke 7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - no 8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? my left hand like in the old times 9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - nah 10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? - NOT YET :bz
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2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? - Yes to the smoke but shane would punch me in the face and as long as the pancakes arent from mcds
3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? - Shane w/out a doubt
4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - My tits
5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? - No
6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? - dunno
7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - No
8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? - Yes. I use the wet wipes after or if I don't have any
9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - no
10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? - Shane kinda took care of that and still to this day I'm mad about it.
2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? - i haz a smoke...y00z haz pancake?
3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? - any one gotta pee?
4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - my fat, fat dick
5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? - i don't think i give a fuck
6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? - females aren't athlets
7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - if i had a copy machine
8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? - Yes. I use the wet wipes after...paper towel....napkins...any thing that works
9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - no
10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? my maness is to be seen in person
2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? - yea buddy
3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? - one of the girls
4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - my legs there sexy haha
5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? - haha no
6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? - who knows
7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - i've always wanted to do that.
8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? - leaves lol jp
9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - nope
10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? - haha
2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? - No
3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? - One whom I'm friends with on Facebook.
4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - My MASSIVE biceps B-)
5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? - A little bit lol
6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? - Only ever seen a picture of 1, so i guess Raz0r lol
7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - No
8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? No
9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - No
10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? - In the process :>
2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? I'll take the smoke
3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? Nowhere...that makes it worse
4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? Stomach
5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? A little bit lol
6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? Idk..
7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? No
8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? Paper Towel?
9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? No
10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? No
2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? - I'll take the pancake
3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? -If I was at risk of dying, I wouldn't really care who peed on me.
4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - My hair.
5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? - Nah.
6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? - I don't know
7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - Negative
8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? Nope
9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - Nopo
10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? - Because it'd be child pornography.
2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? - hmmm... pancakes would make excellent munchie food. deep.
3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? - I think Distance and maybe BT are the only one who'd save me in that situation.
4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - That one could see? Probably my dick.
5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? - lets just say, I'm not going to ask you to watch my kids.
6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? -anna kournikova. Watching the way she grunts and screams on the court, gives me very bad bedroom thoughts about her.
7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - No
8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? - Yes. quite a few things. leafs, kleenex, paper towels, etc
9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - no. nor of anyone else.
10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? - For starters, no one would want to see.
"What's wrong?"
"A rattle snake just bit me on my dick!!!! quick run back and call for help"
So the friend starts sprinting back to their car as fast as he could. When he gets back he jumps on the pay phone and dials 911.
"911 how can i help you"
"yes. I was out hiking with my friend and a rattle snake bit him about 15 minutes ago."
"okay. stay calm. we are sending someone there. But there isnt much time. I need to to run back to your friend and suck the poison out."
"isnt there some other way?"
"NO. there isnt much time. you MUST run back and suck the poision out or your friend is going to DIE"
"okay. I understand"
So the friend hangs up and sprints back.... and when he returns his friend is still holding his dick in agony.
"Im back!"
"What did the doctor say?!?!"
"Sorry bud, you're gonna die."
2. Would you like a smoke and a pancake? -if itza weed!
3. Life or death situation, you've been stung by a jelly fish and its in a spot where you cant pee on yourself, which forumer would you have pee on you? -like others i would want a girl
4. In your opinion, what is your best physical feature? - i kinda have a cute ass
5. Do you think i'm (SkullAndCrossbones) creepy? -a little lol but thats why i like yooz and i know ur kidding most the time
6. Who do you think is the hottest female athlete? -funny joke
7. Ever scan your ass with a copy machine? - no
8. Ever wipe your ass with something other than toilet paper? if so, what? my left hand like in the old times
9. Do you carry pictures of yourself in your wallet or purse? - nah
10. Why haven't you posted nude pics of yourself on here yet? - NOT YET :bz