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Say you barely grad HS and become a mother at 18... what do you do?

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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    the mormons are ultra fucked in the head
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    the mormons are ultra fucked in the head
    I'm always afraid to answer the door when they come. I bet they're nice fellows, and I know I would feel awful for getting into a heated argument and end up yelling at them. D:
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,307 mod
    the mormons are ultra fucked in the head
    I'm always afraid to answer the door when they come. I bet they're nice fellows, and I know I would feel awful for getting into a heated argument and end up yelling at them. D:
    you're thinking of the jehovah witenesses lol

    Bitches came to my door today.


  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Most of my family are Mormons and I can confirm that when it comes to theological debates, they are fucking morons.
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    the mormons are ultra fucked in the head
    I'm always afraid to answer the door when they come. I bet they're nice fellows, and I know I would feel awful for getting into a heated argument and end up yelling at them. D:
    you're thinking of the jehovah witenesses lol

    It's all the same to me.

  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    Never discussed religion with a Mormon..........would like to have the chance at some point though.
  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    edited April 2011
    i watched the history of the mormoms on the history channel once and holy fuck are they crazy. the believe the gospel of god was found in New York written on Golden plates in an ancient language. then god spoke to the guy who found them and he magically could read the plates and he translated them into the book of mormon
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Never discussed religion with a Mormon..........would like to have the chance at some point though.
    Try and get them to explain why the special underwear are important. and also try and get them to explain what happens to really good Mormons after they die. (hint - they become a god of their own world)

  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i watched the history of the mormoms on the history channel once and holy fuck are they crazy. the belive ethe gospel of god was found in New York wriiten on Golden plates in an ancient language. then god spoke to him and he magically could read the plates and he translated them into the book of mormon
    Yeah... and only joseph smith could do the special translation. funny shit.
  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    Never discussed religion with a Mormon..........would like to have the chance at some point though.
    Try and get them to explain why the special underwear are important. and also try and get them to explain what happens to really good Mormons after they die. (hint - they become a god of their own world)

    Hahaha wow. Will do.
  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    its too bad they weren't eradicated on their bloody journey out west
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    i watched the history of the mormoms on the history channel once and holy fuck are they crazy. the belive ethe gospel of god was found in New York wriiten on Golden plates in an ancient language. then god spoke to him and he magically could read the plates and he translated them into the book of mormon
    Yeah... and only joseph smith could do the special translation. funny shit.
    So that South Park episode was accurate?!
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    ehhh... they are crazy, but are they really all that much more crazy then any other religious person?

    The thing the Mormons have going for them is that they worship their family. Even says in the compound of salt lake city on a list of top 10 most important things for a Mormon 1. Family 2. God.

    So yeah... their belief in the afterlife is pretty unbelievable, but so are most religions. at least they put their family first.

  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    if a mormon shows up to your house ask them how many wives they have. they get so fucking pissed off.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    i watched the history of the mormoms on the history channel once and holy fuck are they crazy. the belive ethe gospel of god was found in New York wriiten on Golden plates in an ancient language. then god spoke to him and he magically could read the plates and he translated them into the book of mormon
    Yeah... and only joseph smith could do the special translation. funny shit.
    So that South Park episode was accurate?!
    I dont remember it much... but from bits and pieces of what I remember, it was pretty close.

  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    if a mormon shows up to your house ask them how many wives they have. they get so fucking pissed off.
    yeah... isnt that funny? Seems like something they should be used to handling by now. not something they should get offended over.
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    dum dum dum dum dum
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    so a couple nights ago we are having dinner and the kids bring up easter for some reason. Anyways, my son says "isnt Easter Jesus Birthday" (note - we dont go to church because we dont believe that shit) and so what I had to say was

    "No. it is actually the day that he rose from the dead"
    "Uhhh.. what?
    "you know... they killed jesus and put him in a cave and then he came back alive"
    "seriously?"
    "That is the christian religious version of it"

    I felt like such an asshole telling that to my kids. but I didnt think it as the time or place to kinda give my opinion that God is just a stupid fairy tale.
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    i think no one has any kind of idea what theyre talkin about so the best answer to any religious question should be "i have no fucking clue" cuz no one can prove much either way
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    for example

    is there a heaven??

    correct answer "i have no fuckin clue"

    is there a god

    correct answer "i have no fuckin clue

    what happeneds when you die?

    correct nwer " i have no fuckin clue"
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