I'm always afraid to answer the door when they come. I bet they're nice fellows, and I know I would feel awful for getting into a heated argument and end up yelling at them.
I'm always afraid to answer the door when they come. I bet they're nice fellows, and I know I would feel awful for getting into a heated argument and end up yelling at them.
I'm always afraid to answer the door when they come. I bet they're nice fellows, and I know I would feel awful for getting into a heated argument and end up yelling at them.
i watched the history of the mormoms on the history channel once and holy fuck are they crazy. the believe the gospel of god was found in New York written on Golden plates in an ancient language. then god spoke to the guy who found them and he magically could read the plates and he translated them into the book of mormon
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
Never discussed religion with a Mormon..........would like to have the chance at some point though.
Try and get them to explain why the special underwear are important. and also try and get them to explain what happens to really good Mormons after they die. (hint - they become a god of their own world)
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
i watched the history of the mormoms on the history channel once and holy fuck are they crazy. the belive ethe gospel of god was found in New York wriiten on Golden plates in an ancient language. then god spoke to him and he magically could read the plates and he translated them into the book of mormon
Yeah... and only joseph smith could do the special translation. funny shit.
Never discussed religion with a Mormon..........would like to have the chance at some point though.
Try and get them to explain why the special underwear are important. and also try and get them to explain what happens to really good Mormons after they die. (hint - they become a god of their own world)
i watched the history of the mormoms on the history channel once and holy fuck are they crazy. the belive ethe gospel of god was found in New York wriiten on Golden plates in an ancient language. then god spoke to him and he magically could read the plates and he translated them into the book of mormon
Yeah... and only joseph smith could do the special translation. funny shit.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
ehhh... they are crazy, but are they really all that much more crazy then any other religious person?
The thing the Mormons have going for them is that they worship their family. Even says in the compound of salt lake city on a list of top 10 most important things for a Mormon 1. Family 2. God.
So yeah... their belief in the afterlife is pretty unbelievable, but so are most religions. at least they put their family first.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
i watched the history of the mormoms on the history channel once and holy fuck are they crazy. the belive ethe gospel of god was found in New York wriiten on Golden plates in an ancient language. then god spoke to him and he magically could read the plates and he translated them into the book of mormon
Yeah... and only joseph smith could do the special translation. funny shit.
So that South Park episode was accurate?!
I dont remember it much... but from bits and pieces of what I remember, it was pretty close.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
so a couple nights ago we are having dinner and the kids bring up easter for some reason. Anyways, my son says "isnt Easter Jesus Birthday" (note - we dont go to church because we dont believe that shit) and so what I had to say was
"No. it is actually the day that he rose from the dead" "Uhhh.. what? "you know... they killed jesus and put him in a cave and then he came back alive" "seriously?" "That is the christian religious version of it"
I felt like such an asshole telling that to my kids. but I didnt think it as the time or place to kinda give my opinion that God is just a stupid fairy tale.
i think no one has any kind of idea what theyre talkin about so the best answer to any religious question should be "i have no fucking clue" cuz no one can prove much either way
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The thing the Mormons have going for them is that they worship their family. Even says in the compound of salt lake city on a list of top 10 most important things for a Mormon 1. Family 2. God.
So yeah... their belief in the afterlife is pretty unbelievable, but so are most religions. at least they put their family first.
"No. it is actually the day that he rose from the dead"
"Uhhh.. what?
"you know... they killed jesus and put him in a cave and then he came back alive"
"seriously?"
"That is the christian religious version of it"
I felt like such an asshole telling that to my kids. but I didnt think it as the time or place to kinda give my opinion that God is just a stupid fairy tale.
is there a heaven??
correct answer "i have no fuckin clue"
is there a god
correct answer "i have no fuckin clue
what happeneds when you die?
correct nwer " i have no fuckin clue"