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T.R.U.E. M.E.T.A.L. : THE COALITION OPPOSING ANY AND ALL THINGS NOT METAL THREAD

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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
  • BlindGuardian93BlindGuardian93 Posts: 4,988 jayfacer
    This thread = win
    I've been lost in endless seas My heart died long ago I curse my failures as I fall from you
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    TRUE METAL ROOSTER

    1. GULCH
    2. BLIND GUARDIAN93
    3. CONAN
    4. CLINT EASTWOOD
    5. THE AMERICAN BALD EAGLE
    6. FORCES OF NATURE
    7. WHALERS
    8. MEAT
    9. BEER
    10. GOATS
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    BREAKING NEWS

    OCEANO IS PLAYING DOWN THE STREET FROM ALEXS HOUSE.

    WHAT CAN BE DONE TO PUT AN END TO THIS FOUL INJUSTICE
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner

    In my youth, I learned the Truth, PURE METAL was the only way
    Glam rock can suck a cock, it's strictly for the closet gay
    Burning bright, my wheels ignite, burning to the other side
    Exodus was fucking right, ALL THE POSEURS MUST DIE!

    When you were Shouting at the Devil
    We were In League...

    Drink and fight, every night, take your women away
    Embrace the dark and leave your mark, you know there's hell to pay
    We live proud and love it loud, you wish you were one of the 'Crue'
    Worship your transvestite gods, my sword will run you through!

    When you were Shouting at the Devil
    We were In League...
    When you were Shouting at the Devil
    We were In League...

    With Satan

    In the pit of shadows blows the wind of stench
    Familiar to those who know...
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    This thread = win
    THAT IT DOES MY FRIEND, THAT IT DOES
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I want in on the league Gulch. I thought my post in this thread made me a member.

    Anti rogancore!!!!!!!
    nike Pictures, Images and PhotosTUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    \m/

    METHEELLLZZZZ
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • TheDevilsDreadsTheDevilsDreads Posts: 1,625 just the tip
    I'm just wondering how long it'll be before "True Metallers" shut up and stop whining about false metal and how "core is just a trend that'll die in a year or so" even though core has been around for almost 10 years now.
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    I'm just wondering how long it'll be before "True Metallers" shut up and stop whining about false metal and how "core is just a trend that'll die in a year or so" even though core has been around for almost 10 years now.
    FOREVER
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    TRUE METAL ROOSTER

    1. BRIAN
    2. BLIND GUARDIAN93
    3. CONAN
    4. CLINT EASTWOOD
    5. THE AMERICAN BALD EAGLE
    6. FORCES OF NATURE
    7. WHALERS
    8. MEAT
    9. BEER
    10. GOATS
    11. GULCH
  • TheDevilsDreadsTheDevilsDreads Posts: 1,625 just the tip
    So you're going to whine forever?

    You're worse than emo kids man.

    oh and btw Gulch, Death Metal, that genre that your band plays, is a subgenre of metal. I hope you guys die too :)


    ALL HAIL FALSE METAL, THE USURPERS TO THE THRONE OF METAL DOMINION.
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    So you're going to whine forever?

    You're worse than emo kids man.

    oh and btw Gulch, Death Metal, that genre that your band plays, is a subgenre of metal. I hope you guys die too :)


    ALL HAIL FALSE METAL, THE USURPERS TO THE THRONE OF METAL DOMINION.
    TRUE METALLERS HAVE NEVER WHINED ABOUT ANYTHING EVER

    I DO NOT CARE FOR YOUR EMO REFERENCE

    DEATH METAL IS A "GOOD" SUB GENRE OF METAL NOT A SHITTY ONE

    FALSE METAL IS THE EQUIVALENT OF HOMOSEXUALITY.

    HOMOS CANNOT BREED NEW LIFE THEY ONLY WALLOW IN EACH OTHERS SHIT FILLED ASSHOLES

    FALSE METAL CANOT BREED NEW GLORY IT IS ONLY RECYCLED GIBBERISH THAT ONCE HAD ROOTS IN TRUE METAL



    SO ROCK ON J. THE BROKEN AND FIND A HAIRY MAN ASS TO BURROW YOUR FALSE METAL COCK IN

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    there are like over 80 different sub genres and sub sub genres and fusion genres of metal these days
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    there are like over 80 different sub genres and sub sub genres and fusion genres of metal these days
    TRUE

    SOME ARE TRUE

    SOME ARE FALSE
  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    there are like over 80 different sub genres and sub sub genres and fusion genres of EVERYTHING these days
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    there are like over 80 different sub genres and sub sub genres and fusion genres of metal these days
    TRUE

    SOME ARE TRUE

    SOME ARE FALSE
  • TheDevilsDreadsTheDevilsDreads Posts: 1,625 just the tip
    It has become painfully clear to me that those who would consider themselves the saviours and upholders of True Metal have become corrupt beyond recognition, just as the genre of Metal has reached an all time low in terms of creativity and originality it has become one of the most stagnant genres of music around. It is these facts that force me to shamefully announce that "true metal" has been dead and raped for years now and that those who claim to "support true metal" and who are "disgusted by false metal" are simply impostors to the genre of metal and their loss of acceptance of the lifestyles of others, brotherhood, compassion and good nature have been the soul downfall of metal. So, it is with great regret and sorrow that I write this message. Farewell to all that once was, farewell to what Metal once stood for..
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    It has become painfully clear to me that those who would consider themselves the saviours and upholders of True Metal have become corrupt beyond recognition, just as the genre of Metal has reached an all time low in terms of creativity and originality it has become one of the most stagnant genres of music around. It is these facts that force me to shamefully announce that "true metal" has been dead and raped for years now and that those who claim to "support true metal" and who are "disgusted by false metal" are simply impostors to the genre of metal and their loss of acceptance of the lifestyles of others, brotherhood, compassion and good nature have been the soul downfall of metal. So, it is with great regret and sorrow that I write this message. Farewell to all that once was, farewell to what Metal once stood for..

    NEVER IN ALL MY YEARS HAVE I HERD SUCH UTTER BULL SHIT

    *GULCH STARTS LISTING TO WORLD PAINTED BLOOD*

    *LARGE SMILE ENSUES*

    TRUE METAL LIVES ON

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