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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    DT speaker was broken one day, put a sign up, "Speaker broken. Please pull to first window to have order taken." Lady sat there over 10 minutes before coming up to window. When at window she SCREAMED at me for not going over the speaker and telling her it was broken and how I wasn't able to take her order. I asked her if she read the sign, she said yes and that I still should of came over the speaker to her. I don't know how much stupider people can get.
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    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    PEOPLE NEED TO CALM DOWN ON THE PROCREATION
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited April 2011
    when i worked at FYE this women had to give her number to one of the cashiers for some reason and when asked for her number she replied "I don't know..............................................(still thinking).............................................................................................................................(still thinking).............................................................................." i mean come on, knowing your own phone number is a handy piece of information to have. like, if you need to give it to someone :-))
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    CHILD BIRTH SHOULD BY PERMIT ONLY
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited April 2011
    i'd say atleast 50% of the customers that paid with a debit or credit card couldn't figure out where to sign the receipt. EDIT: i'd even literally put my finger on the word "signature" and some of them still signed in the wrong spot :-))
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    KILLING: HELP TO WEED OUT THE IGNORANT IN YOUR COMMUNITY
  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    you have no idea how many times the credit card machien has gone down at work. we put a sign on the speaker AND as soon as they pull up we say, our credit card machine is down, do you have cash to pay for your meal. they say yes then pull up to the window with a credit card screaming about it being down.
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
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  • Shanez_WifeShanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip
    It's mroe along the lines of *customer pulls up on cell* "Yeah hold on" Me : Good afternoon, our credit card machine is currently down, may I take your order please?" they place order. "Ok, your order is $5.81, this will be paid in cash correct? " "yea". They get to window and hand me a credit card. "I'm sorry our machine is down." "Oh, does that mean the debit machine is down too?"
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    It's mroe along the lines of *customer pulls up on cell* "Yeah hold on" Me : Good afternoon, our credit card machine is currently down, may I take your order please?" they place order. "Ok, your order is $5.81, this will be paid in cash correct? " "yea". They get to window and hand me a credit card. "I'm sorry our machine is down." "Oh, does that mean the debit machine is down too?"
    GOD I WANT TO KILL THESE MOTHER FUCKERS AND IVE NEVER EVEN SEEN THEM
  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    It's mroe along the lines of *customer pulls up on cell* "Yeah hold on" Me : Good afternoon, our credit card machine is currently down, may I take your order please?" they place order. "Ok, your order is $5.81, this will be paid in cash correct? " "yea". They get to window and hand me a credit card. "I'm sorry our machine is down." "Oh, does that mean the debit machine is down too?"
    GOD I WANT TO KILL THESE MOTHER FUCKERS AND IVE NEVER EVEN SEEN THEM
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    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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