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Wow. Just fucking.....wow. Rose Funeral fail part 294

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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    mikey i have no knowledge of ur weight so i wasnt implying anything
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  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    edited February 2010
    I'm just fucking with you.
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I love how this thread turned into a thread about pleasure XD
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  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    I <3 Daddy's money.
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  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    Lol
    thread derailment but......

    Guitarists ftw
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    "Guitar players finger better"

    lmao
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,305 mod
  • Magson13Magson13 Posts: 1,584 just the tip
    I started the wiki-war :>
  • rammstein516rammstein516 Posts: 3,720 juggalo
    "Guitarists ftw"

    This.
  • Its_Meh_ChewIts_Meh_Chew Posts: 7,380 just the tip
    per metalsetlists.com

    Last night Rose Funerals (ex) bassist chatted with me on myspace. Thought you all may get a kick out of this.


    4/29/2010
    1:23 AM
    Dale:
    How's it going?
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    1:24 AM
    Uno:
    Fine, yourself?
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    1:25 AM
    Dale:
    Good man, ha You know I quit that shit band right?
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    1:25 AM
    Uno:
    Hadn't heard
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    1:25 AM
    Dale:
    Yeah obviously because they don't want anyone to know they lost another member.
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    1:26 AM
    Uno:
    Yeah, their lineup is more confusing than...well I don't know what.
    So how's the Slave B.C. thing coming along?
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    1:26 AM
    Dale:
    Quite brutal actually, I finished up some scratch tracks today for a song.
    Still have yet to find a drummer with the chops to maintain 280bpm
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    1:27 AM
    Uno:
    When will you have a track up?
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    1:27 AM
    Dale:
    I'm probably just going to run the guitar software program I have as a VST into fruity loops and do programmed drums but probably within a week or two
    I don't know if it'll have vocals over it or not yet though.
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    4/29/2010
    1:28 AM
    Uno:
    Sounds good, I've actually used Fruity Loops before, pretty crazy.
    Just going for straight up Death Metal?
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    1:28 AM
    Dale:
    Yeah dude, it can be quite complex.
    I wouldn't say just straight death metal
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    1:29 AM
    Uno:
    I realize it's no most bands goal to fill a genre description.
    Just have to see how the creation of the music goes.
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    1:29 AM
    Dale:
    I mean my main influences for the band is like Hour Of Penance, Suffocation, Spawn Of Possession, Nile, etc. shit like that.
    Yeah exactly, unless you want to be "brutal" with "brutal breakdowns"
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    1:30 AM
    Uno:
    So what made you decide to quit Rose Funeral? Aren't you friends with the rest of the band?
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    1:30 AM
    Dale:
    I hate that shit dude seriously. I regret ever being a part of Rose Funeral
    Dude I joined the band not knowing anyone except for dusty because me and him had an old tech/prog death metal band and i quit so he joined RF then he begged me to join once he had been in it for a year.
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    1:31 AM
    Uno:
    You just did live gigs anyway, didn't you?
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    1:32 AM
    Dale:
    Yeah
    I found it hysterical that the uno thing got as big as it did though.
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    1:33 AM
    Uno:
    Did it really even get that big? The internet can be deceiving.
    Did you guys have any other incidents in other cities?
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    1:34 AM
    Dale:
    I mean there was a couple shows were kids showed up then someone saw them in the band with the cards like shuffling or something and then someone would tell the promoter and shit
    It was dumb.
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    1:34 AM
    Uno:
    I really didn't think it would bother the band at all.
    I'm not the one who brought them though.
    Just his friend.
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    1:35 AM
    Dale:
    Haha, it didn't bother me at all. Ha I thought it was funny.
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    1:35 AM
    Uno:
    It was really just Ryan and Dusty who seemed to get so upset over it.
    Enough to jump into the crowd and start madly throwing punches.
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    1:35 AM
    Dale:
    Because they are hotheads and don't have any self temperance.
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    1:36 AM
    Dale:
    Are you the one like responsible for the whole uno thing as far as internet hype is concerned though?
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    1:36 AM
    Uno:
    Partly, but all of us that were there spread it around the net.
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    1:36 AM
    Dale:
    Hahahahahah
    So funny.
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    1:37 AM
    Uno:
    the only reason it got so big was that metalsucks.net decided to make an article from it
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    1:38 AM
    Dale:
    Yeah dude, I don't know. The thing for me was I hated being in RF in general because I'm a guitar player and I've always fucking hated playing breakdowns and all that's related to that whole "genre" but I pretty much toured with them to get connections. I've always played guitar and always have been into death metal.
    It was lame and boring as fuck playing that set every night, i usually would get drunk before hand to even attempt to get into it.
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    1:39 AM
    Uno:
    You got to tour with some awesome bands though, so I guess it was worth it for your "connections"
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    1:41 AM
    Dale:
    I mean I met some awesome people along the way that I'll always remember you know? I mean saying I did a Full U.S. with Nile, Krisiun, Vader, Decrepit Birth, Immolation is fucking incredible to me, even if it was with a shit band like RF.
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    1:41 AM
    Uno:
    I'm really unsure how you all even got on that bill.
    Record label smoking some weird stuff?
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    1:42 AM
    Dale:
    No, maybe the booking agent.
    Because he was the one who put us on the nile tour and the vader tour.
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    1:47 AM
    Uno:
    So what's RF going to do without you?
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    1:48 AM
    Dale:
    be a 4 piece and still write deathcore.
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    1:49 AM
    Uno:
    Good luck with your new project, I'm looking forward to hearing some stuff from it.
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    1:51 AM
    Dale:
    Thanks dude, I appreciate it man.
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    1:53 AM
    Uno:
    write a song about uno, do some sweet solos, refrain from breakdowns
    I'll talk to you later.
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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I thought about posting that here, but I still don't agree with them posting that there. It should remain off the record...
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  • 2_D2_D Posts: 506 salt miner
    Bass is important.
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  • cannibiscorpsecannibiscorpse Posts: 5,577 salt miner
    haha that guitarist talks alot of shit.
  • Deificus254Deificus254 Posts: 540 juggalo
    i'd wager to say my finger dexterity doesn't matter and this thread was mildly amusing.
  • Its_Meh_ChewIts_Meh_Chew Posts: 7,380 just the tip
    i found it funny to that they're either so shitty or their page got hacked into too many times but now RF doesn't even have a wiki page
  • StratophonyStratophony Posts: 9,212 just the tip
    Accordion players bitches!
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,305 mod
    I figured he would quit Rose Funeral after what he told Nate a month or two ago. <_>


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