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Wow. Just fucking.....wow. Rose Funeral fail part 294

OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
edited February 2010 in Off Topic
Off of Wikipedia. Yes, it IS Wikipedia, but still. I lol'd.

"Members of Rose Funeral have, on numerous occasions, threatened to physically assault audience members who do not like their band. Rose Funeral believes that if you cannot make fans playing your music, you should physically attack them. That way, people will be scared to dislike the band. Rose Funeral learned this technique from studying how Hitler rose to power, and want to emulate him."
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    That's Wiki <_>


  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    woooooooooooow.
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    why is rose funeral on tour with nile again?
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    I'll give them the middle finger salute again then.


  • katiakatia Posts: 4,358 just the tip
    I think something like this happened to magson.
  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,722 mod
    It's there because Maggie wrote it..... <_>
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    lol yeah it did. I remember his tale on the old boards very well
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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    "why is rose funeral on tour with nile again?"

    Because Abigail Williams dropped off. I didn't have them at my show though, so I lucked out.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Them being on the Nile tour is the equivalent of SS being on the Carcass tour last year.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    But....SS toured with Nile as well. O_o
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    ^You like Suicide Silence though...
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I do, just saying though.

    And I hate Rose Funeral, but I like Under A Godless Sky by them.
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    edited February 2010
    You just liked the name of the song <_>


  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    No? I like the song.
  • balanced_void91balanced_void91 Posts: 2,782 balls deep
    Converge>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rose Funeral
  • SantanaSantana Posts: 16,743 juggalo
    "It's there because Maggie wrote it..... <_>"

    So did they attack him?
  • Its_Meh_ChewIts_Meh_Chew Posts: 7,380 just the tip
    i think they threatened too.
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    yeah maggie and the band almost got in a fist fight
  • Its_Meh_ChewIts_Meh_Chew Posts: 7,380 just the tip
    this was from metalsetlists
    hey are being heckled beyond belief, people are asking them to suck their shits, how it feels to be ***, etc. The guitarist of the band is trying to be a tough guy so he spits into the crowd. The spit almost hit me so I yell, "Wow you're a tough guy." sarcastically as the song ends.

    He decides to build even more credit so he says, "I'm going to kill you." So I respond, "Try me." This continues for the rest of the set. Once the set ends, he runs off stage. A minute later, two big security guards escort me outside of the venue. I try to get to the manager to talk to him about the nonsense but he won't here it.

    So, I begin to walk home. As a turn the corner I run into a group of Vader fans speaking polish, I assume. They see my God Dethroned shirt and I tell them about the bullshit the venue pulled. As I am talking to them, I see the guitarist from Rose Funeral.

    I walked directly to him and ask him what his problem is. The first thing he tells me is that, "I'd fight you but I'm too mature and it's NYC. I don't want to be arrested. He starts to bitch and moan about how they get no respect and what not and how I deserved to be kicked out of the venue. I told him, "If you were kicking people out because they didn't like you, the venue would be empty."

    After I say that, he motions over two of his band-mates. The first is a 5'6 bassist who is morbidly obese. My friends and I dubbed him, Porky, due to his resemblance to Porky the pig if he had gauges. The other is a roughly 6'5 person who I'd honestly not want to fuck with. Using his allies he tries to get in face hoping to get a three-on-one fight started.

    As this happens, the Vader fans from before slam into them like it was an accident. He threatens to kill all of us. I asked him if it was a threat. He says yes. But goes back to the it's New York people are around excuse.

    This neutralizes situation and it turns into a "he-said she-said" argument. The guitarist puts his hand out to shake hands and I say, "fuck you! You had me kicked out of the venue because you SPIT on ME." Porky did not like that.

    Out of nowhere he comes out into me face yelling at me. I laugh. He gets really pissed off looks at me and then walks away. I walk away as well saying I had enough. I attempt to talk to the manager again.

    This time he finally comes out and he is a 5'4 Asian fellow. I begin to yell at him telling him how he aided a band who threatened to kill me and how they attempted to jump me. I told him unless he lets me back in I will seek legal recourse. He tells me to "call my lawyer."

    The drummer from Rose Funeral overhears this. He goes over to me and explains how the band has been getting laughed at every night. He also explains that the guitarist is an asshole who can't help acting that way. He tell basically tell me that as long as I don't do something like call the cops, he'll get me back in.

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