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Tag team match. Me/Samsy vs Distance/Bianca
TehClassyPrince
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The main event on pay per view, Stonez Catz special guest referee. I can't enter untill 5 mins into the match.
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from the "social network" thread
Me: Stone Temple pilots- Creep
Sam: Andre Williams- Jail Bait
Distance: Limp Bizkit- Stuck
Bianca: Sum 41- Fat Lip
Stonez Catz: twisted metal ice cream truck clown theme.
Match results and synapses coming soon.
Stonez catz gonna make his entrance first Ben rothlisberger jersey and all, next sam, then Bianca/Distance. Match starts with samsyd beating the hell out of both distance and Bianca at the same time, she rips distances lip piercings out, and gouges at Biancas italian lips, making them puffier and bloody.
After about 4 mins in, stonez catz gets a little to excited, and grabs samsyd, trying to rip her clothes off, she then procedes to beat the piss out of him, during this time Bianca and Distance get there bearings back, and grab her by the hair, and slam her down, they then pull a scissors out, and cut SAMs hair, when she realises what happened she is to stunned to do anything..
While Bianca and Distance point and laugh, stonez catz takes off his rothlisberger jersey, and proceeds to choke samsyd with it, the 5 mins is finally up, I charge in and deliver three swift super kickz, to catz Bianca and distance, and samsyd gets her revenge and snips there hair...
I showboat around a bit, then prepare to deliver my patented, finishing move "The Showstopper" on distance. Brad and Dayna saunter down the isle with a steel chair, unknowingly to us, Dayna hits Sam wit the steel chair, then hands it off to Brad, and as I am starting the showstopper brad sneaks in with the chair, only what's that! Dayna hits Brad with a low blow!!!
I then hit Brad, Catz, Bianca, Distance, with the Showstopper, and cover Distance, sam grabs unconscience catz hand and delivers the I23! I get up and raise Sam and Dayna's arm in triumph. Dayna then turns to me and puckers up, I go in for an intimate kiss, and stop an inch from her lipz, sike!! Delivers a showstopper to Dayna!
I then ask for the mic, and declare myself the first Unofficial Mayhem Board Heavyweight Champion of the World, and Sam the Womens Champion, the mods come down and hand us our UMB title belts and congratulate us.
I then put the belt on my shoulder, declare myself to be the greatest, and the whole fuckin show, I turn to the titantron and propose marriage to Razor. She pops up on screen, and goes through the I just don't know, I have a BF routine, and the show ends on a cliffhanger.
Stay tuned for the next episode, it's gonna be big one, involving other major figures in UBM, and the ongoing Razor/Prince saga.