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  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    Episode said:

    Could give a fuck about Hockey, but what the fuck is Gary talking about wit this suicide shit?

    Gayboy sparkles was pulled over the other day literally crying because he got a flat or some shit and he missed his friends in 11th grade..lmao
    then he went on to say he was contemplating sucide
    anyone who knows anyone who offed themself knows they never spoke of it
    little bitch was crying for attention
    SOMEBODY LOOK AT ME
    SOMEBODY NOTICE ME
    M U
    PLEASE
    NOTICE ME!
    and his blow up sheep got a air leak also

  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You have no idea what you're talking about. That's cool though.
    image
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,661 master of ceremonies
    I swear Gary must have been a crack baby :))
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner

    You have no idea what you're talking about. That's cool though.

    Quit jerking off with crisco bro
    that shit is shortning

  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner

    I swear Gary must have been a crack baby :))

    well your a Cowboy fan
    what's your excuse?

  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I live in a row home, they sell drugs at the corner store, there was a murder a few blocks away, Puerto Ricans came to fight the whites got beat down and they took their shoes and threw them over the wires. The city is like prison, it's segregated by race. But hey, My block is nice, the neighbors stick together and keep violence and drugs off the block. But you live in the burbs you're better than me. Fag.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    For someone that claims how much of a Christian he is... You're telling a kid to kill himself, wouldn't the proper Christian thing to do be praying for him and hoping "God" helps him?

  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,661 master of ceremonies
    Gary said:

    I swear Gary must have been a crack baby :))

    well your a Cowboy fan
    what's your excuse?

    Goddamn you're fucking retarded :))
    You sure you don't wear a helmet and actually driving a fisher price truck around the yard while your dad plays pirate which his makeshift wooden leg?
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    TrifeLyfe said:

    I live in a row home, they sell drugs at the corner store, there was a murder a few blocks away, Puerto Ricans came to fight the whites got beat down and they took their shoes and threw them over the wires. The city is like prison, it's segregated by race. But hey, My block is nice, the neighbors stick together and keep violence and drugs off the block. But you live in the burbs you're better than me. Fag.

    might wanna move the wife out of there
    come on up to the burbs
    much nicer
    we got nice groomed yards with flowers
    pools
    basketball everywhere
    good looking neighbors walking their dogs
    Ninjas ( though I sold mine) Dangerous
    Fuck...want me to rent you a room
    But I must warn you
    My wife is attracted to girls also (yeah I got it like that)
    So she might steal her
    But hey
    you and I Can hang

  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    Hey, take this bullshit to a new thread. I'm here to talk about hockey!


  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    Episode said:

    For someone that claims how much of a Christian he is... You're telling a kid to kill himself, wouldn't the proper Christian thing to do be praying for him and hoping "God" helps him?

    AIn't praying for no one bro
    I've had your back recently
    don't be a Judas

  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    TheWeeknd said:

    Hey, take this bullshit to a new thread. I'm here to talk about hockey!

    Dude..you know I love the sports talk..but they come at me from every angle
    wanna know why?
    They secretly like me
    they like the argument I bring

  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    Gary said:

    My wife is attracted to girls

    Leviticus 18:22
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    Boston won...good for the city
    they need some feel good shit
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner

    Gary said:

    My wife is attracted to girls

    Leviticus 18:22
    I know..it's a sin
    but we haven't done it since we were in our 20's
    But damn it was fun

  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    come on Blues!
    "That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner
    edited May 2013

    Gary said:

    My wife is attracted to girls

    Leviticus 18:22
    wanna know how it happened the first time..This chick came over with another dude..we were all sitting around smoking weed and the dude was like I wanna go home but didn't know which way to go (which was odd to me). SO I walked him home. I came back and walked in and was like..OH BOY! Those two were all over each other. SO I just stared for a minute then the other chick says we are missing something here. Rest is history.

  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    Gary said:

    wanna know how it happened the first time..

    no
  • Me_Me_ Posts: 13,701 salt miner

    Gary said:

    wanna know how it happened the first time..

    no
    ya know ya read it

  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
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