I want to buy me and metal_crusades tickets to whichever european festival is having the big four and slipknot. Santana can have one if he wants, but I might make him buy our plane tickets.
LOL I see how it is. Just messing with you. If I'm buying plane tickets, crusades has to chip in
I would get Wine a worldwide publishing deal so he could have metal English books given to all schools.
I would get Santana the second greatest guitar rig ever known to man (sorry I need something for myself)
I would get Leah a remote control shock collar for Marc. Or a bell like in Tom and Jerry so she can ring it and Spike comes and kicks the shit out of Marc.
I would get Chewy his own movie theater chain.
I would get George his own small club that is exclusively for hardcore bands.
I would get Dayna a foam finger peace sign that can be seen from space.
I would get Berto a virtual reality Pokemon game that would malfunction and keep him there forever (you know he'd want that)
I would get Dirtball a self replenishing pot farm.
I would get Bianca a teleporter that brings any scene dude she wants into her bedroom.
I would get Britt a job at Sirius/XM.
I would get Ape a house in the mountains so he could snowboard whenever he wanted to.
I would get Rammstein a job as Rammstein's official band videographer.
I would get Ed a gig in Vegas for his troll comedy.
I would get Mike to be President of a new United States that gets more activity than the real United States.
I would get Will all of the goth clothing that Hot Topic no longer carry.
I would get Erik a bondage suit for him and his best bro Kurt.
Everyone else gets booze, weed, and concert tickets and a ride to any show they ever want to for the rest of their life.
Put it all on Jacob's tab.
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
Hmm let's see.... Everyone else gets booze, weed, and concert tickets and a ride to any show they ever want to for the rest of their life. Put it all on Jacob's tab.
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I would get Wine a worldwide publishing deal so he could have metal English books given to all schools.
I would get Santana the second greatest guitar rig ever known to man (sorry I need something for myself)
I would get Leah a remote control shock collar for Marc. Or a bell like in Tom and Jerry so she can ring it and Spike comes and kicks the shit out of Marc.
I would get Chewy his own movie theater chain.
I would get George his own small club that is exclusively for hardcore bands.
I would get Dayna a foam finger peace sign that can be seen from space.
I would get Berto a virtual reality Pokemon game that would malfunction and keep him there forever (you know he'd want that)
I would get Dirtball a self replenishing pot farm.
I would get Bianca a teleporter that brings any scene dude she wants into her bedroom.
I would get Britt a job at Sirius/XM.
I would get Ape a house in the mountains so he could snowboard whenever he wanted to.
I would get Rammstein a job as Rammstein's official band videographer.
I would get Ed a gig in Vegas for his troll comedy.
I would get Mike to be President of a new United States that gets more activity than the real United States.
I would get Will all of the goth clothing that Hot Topic no longer carry.
I would get Erik a bondage suit for him and his best bro Kurt.
Everyone else gets booze, weed, and concert tickets and a ride to any show they ever want to for the rest of their life.
Put it all on Jacob's tab.
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You little jailbait
I'm 18.