Animals don't count. They can't talk to you...or anything because thy are an animal. But if you wanna marry one..since to you they're better then humans then more power to you
Fucking a snake would be like trying to stick your dick in a cheerio though, wouldnt it?
This just reminded me... Over christmas dinner at my grandmoms today, she was telling us about one of her friends (who is an ER nurse) who saw someone come in...and he had more or less "inserted" a baby snake the way you would a catheter...and it was in his bladder...
Not only this, she said that this was his third time back with the same problem. <_>
While we're on the subject of fucked up medical situations:
My buddy was on this forum for Doctors to post their fucked up stories, and this one 500 pound dude had sat down on his testicles and they squished like grapes....
after the snake story was told, my aunt said that her sister (also an ER nurse) said that the worst thing she had ever seen was when this big black lady came in and her entire ass was a huge 3rd degree burn.
She said that the woman was taking a shit...and decide it smelled bad so she got some kind of spray out of her purse and sprayed it...and then decided to light a cigarette and smoke, and when she finished, she threw it in the toilet between her legs and it went "poof" I guess...
Its amazing the shit you hear when half of your family is in the medical field...and then my grandmom is a super counselor...drug, family, marriage, what the fuck ever you have a problem with.
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I hate everything with a vagina, except the vagina itself. ;D
Idk.
Over christmas dinner at my grandmoms today, she was telling us about one of her friends (who is an ER nurse) who saw someone come in...and he had more or less "inserted" a baby snake the way you would a catheter...and it was in his bladder...
Not only this, she said that this was his third time back with the same problem.
<_>
My buddy was on this forum for Doctors to post their fucked up stories, and this one 500 pound dude had sat down on his testicles and they squished like grapes....
She said that the woman was taking a shit...and decide it smelled bad so she got some kind of spray out of her purse and sprayed it...and then decided to light a cigarette and smoke, and when she finished, she threw it in the toilet between her legs and it went "poof" I guess...
So many crazy ass stories.