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UFC on Fox (Official MMA thread)

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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,593 spicy boy
    fuck Conor is the goat shit talker. =))

    damn near everything dude says comes true 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,593 spicy boy
    Nick Lents an bj are beefing 




    A poem he he sent bj =)


    Hey Beej,

    It seems you’re mouthing off,
    and making some cracks,
    about my boy Mike Dolce,
    because he can’t get back.

    As you distort all the facts,
    and reinterpret the past,
    when he worked so hard to save you
    from your own fat ass.

    Then after you took your beating
    instead of being a man
    you pointed at him
    and said it was his plan.

    As you flailed around,
    eating jabs and hooks
    you didn’t blame yourself
    you blamed your cook.

    Which is really kind of like
    the bully you are
    You hog glory when you win
    but from blame you stay far.

    When a better fighter beats you,
    not once, not twice,
    but the same amount of times
    as those little blind mice.

    You got three chances to beat Frankie E
    and he mopped the cage
    with your legend
    for all to see.

    Now you sit in Hawaii
    contemplating your doom
    or beating up your friends
    in hotel rooms

    But nothing keeps you happy
    so you persist
    in seeking out glory
    you’re a narcissist

    All you are is an image
    so now you must try
    to reacquire the spotlight
    narcissistics apply.

    By calling out a nutritionist
    or me, his friend
    to try to suck more fame
    before it all ends

    But look at it from my place
    as you light another joint
    Me and you fighting
    what’s the point?

    Leaving you for dead
    won’t move me up the ranks
    in your last dozen fights
    you absolutely stank

    You’re defense is downright awful
    So’s your attack
    You haven’t looked good
    since we invaded Iraq

    You can’t knock me out
    with a sock full of dimes
    and like Frankie from New Jersey
    I can beat you three times

    But what vacuum in my career
    can it possibly fill?
    To tool you up standing
    or take you down at will?

    See, fighting is my present
    and fighting is your past
    So calling me out
    makes you look like an ass

    Like the videos on YouTube
    I’m going to watch later
    You’re like a cranky old man
    offering to fight a bunch of skaters

    A rusty old destroyer
    that can no longer sink ships
    Who gets beat up all the time
    like a World Star clip

    So save your idle chatter
    This poem should let you know
    I’m on my way somewhere
    you can no longer go

    So pack the bong and take a rip
    Spend your money’s money
    but stop your boring blathering
    you fat old dummy


  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,593 spicy boy
    Jon Jones just got reinstated \m/
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,281 mod
    dc ducking now. says he wants to take a vacation. give jones his belt back then go on vacation.


  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,593 spicy boy
    i wouldn't be surprised for them to either bump Robbie v Carlos to co main at the new years event or for them to take SB weekend.

    The report said they are talking about a date for Jon's next fight
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,593 spicy boy
    edited October 2015
    fuck jon has been posting videos of him lifting online. the first one he posted had a caption said that something like  "i won't ignore leg day anymore" =))
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,526 moneytalker
    LordBrady said:
    dc ducking now. says he wants to take a vacation. give jones his belt back then go on vacation.


    DC was talking that vacation shit before anything about JJ was announced. I'm kinda curious if Jones is even gonna come back as a LHW with all the lifting he's been doing. He could go up to HW and never "lose" his belt.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,593 spicy boy
    Common jobe :| gtfo with that he's pumping more iron than before and weighs less than he usually goes into camp at. I beli be he'd only 225 now.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,526 moneytalker
    Where did you see he is weighing less at? Hes already big for the division. He's only getting bigger by lifting like he is. Weight cuts will be harder. IV's are banned. 

    It's not out of the realm of possibility. For size comparison... 

    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,593 spicy boy
    He posted that he was only weighing 220-225. He's got a nutritionist, and has never had a hard time making weight. He's not leaving 205 before him and Weidman throw down. 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,593 spicy boy
    Fuck December 12 :!!

    i am already so sick of hearing like rockhold talk about how he's going to easily finish Weidman. 
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,281 mod
    rockhold is good. can't wait for the fight doe.


  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,593 spicy boy
    Rockhold is good, but his striking isn't on the same level. His ground game is fantastic but good luck getting Weidman on his back. 

    weidman by first round tko
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,593 spicy boy
    Damn Conor tore 80% of his acl 14 weeks before the Mendez fight. He couldn't even kick a good portion of his camp.
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,593 spicy boy
    Jon jones is lifting like a mad man and only weighs 226. I do t see any issue with him making weight any time soon. 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,593 spicy boy
    Rumble vs bader booked

    Rip bader
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,281 mod
    either bader gets put six feet under or bader finds a way to beat rumble with his awkward striking and wrestling to hump his way to a UD. Haven't been following that much lately, none of the matchups have really interested me. McGreggor vs Aldo and Weidman vs Rockhold are my most anticipated. Maybe when Jones come back I'll be interested again.


  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,593 spicy boy
    I give hole a 1% chance but that's more than I would give any other fighter in the class. Tonight is going to be awesome 
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