I fell asleep listening to my ipod, only the dream picked up with my lying down listening to music like I was falling to sleep. Then I said fuck it got up and all kinds of trippy shit happened that I can't remember perfectly. But it was strange because the whole time I thought the dream was real because of how it started.
You know I've been playing too much Sly Cooper when they show up in my dreams.
For anyone that's played the trilogy, you know that Bentley (The Turtle.) gets injured in Sly 2, and is in a wheelchair in Sly 3.
Well in my dream, I like built him a robotic pair of legs, and it made him like a foot taller and faster, and he was testing them out and gave me all of the loot he's ever accumulated as thanks.
I had a dream the other night where I was eating dinner at KFC with my best ladyfriend, and we were talking about this show that Immortal and Norther were playing together at this big stadium across the street. Next thing I know, we were both backstage watching Norther, but then Homestar Runner came out and roundhouse kicked the lead singer. My friend got pissed, so she turned into a vulture and flew away. I then took the stage and started rapping about KFC and Towels (I dont remember the words but I know those two were involved) And then I realized I walked out naked somehow. Then I hear the opening riff for "Ov Fire and the Void", and the stadium split down the middle, and an army ov skinheads riding winged buckets of chicken flew out and started shooting lasers out ov their eyes. The stadium went up in flames, and I found myself in Detroit. I got shanked by an angry crackhead and woke up.
I had a dream the other night where I was eating dinner at KFC with my best ladyfriend, and we were talking about this show that Immortal and Norther were playing together at this big stadium across the street. Next thing I know, we were both backstage watching Norther, but then Homestar Runner came out and roundhouse kicked the lead singer. My friend got pissed, so she turned into a vulture and flew away. I then took the stage and started rapping about KFC and Towels (I dont remember the words but I know those two were involved) And then I realized I walked out naked somehow. Then I hear the opening riff for "Ov Fire and the Void", and the stadium split down the middle, and an army ov skinheads riding winged buckets of chicken flew out and started shooting lasers out ov their eyes. The stadium went up in flames, and I found myself in Detroit. I got shanked by an angry crackhead and woke up.
Dreamed last night that my family had me arrested and placed into a mental institution. I was able to escape by imagining that the walls crumbled down, which was cool. lol
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For anyone that's played the trilogy, you know that Bentley (The Turtle.) gets injured in Sly 2, and is in a wheelchair in Sly 3.
Well in my dream, I like built him a robotic pair of legs, and it made him like a foot taller and faster, and he was testing them out and gave me all of the loot he's ever accumulated as thanks.
apparently, my lucid dreams can give me real orgasms
It gives me lulz.
Photobucket is going to take it down in a few hours, though
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