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I had a dream last night that I went to Disney World and Charles Manson was there and he was trying to kill me but I came out victorious in the battle!
A few nights back, I had this dream that Chino Moreno had a tour bus parked outside my house for some reason. When I went to talk to him, he acted like a complete douche. I asked to get a picture with him, and he smirked and goes "Hah. Well you should have scheduled an appointment first." So then I go off on him, pulling all these points out of my ass about what a dick he is and how he gives Deftones a bad name, and he gets super butthurt and drives off.
Monday night, I had a dream where I was at a KoRn concert, but they only played like 3 songs, The venue was kind of like the DTE but there were seats on the lawn. After the third song, Jonathan Davis started driving this giant bulldozer/tractor thing all around the venue for a while, and the concert ended. He walked by my seat, and I was like, "Hey Jon!" and he turned and looked and came up to me, and I asked him why he didn't play more songs this concert, and he looked at me and was like "Because I'm really fucking busy, and we only have like 4 shows left, and I'm really fucking tired." and he walked away, and I was just thinking, "asshole."
Then, last night, I had a dream where I was at Mayhem Fest, except I had only just got there in time for Godsmack and Disturbed, because when I got there, it was like I was at the rockstar tent with two of my hookah buddies. But all of a sudden, it changed from the DTE to this inside Theater/Play venue that's around here, and I was in the balcony. I couldn't see hardly any of the bands because people kept getting in my way (kind of like during Sick Puppies the other night), and Godsmack sounded terrible and only played a couple songs. After them, people kept telling me how I missed out on Hatebreed, Machine Head, AND Psychostick! I was so pissed, and when Disturbed finally came out, they only played a few songs and they sounded like shit! And then it changed to me riding home in my moms van, and I kept telling her how horrible all the bands sounded, and I kept saying that this year was the worst Mayhem ever.
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"Ryaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I'm coming to your house to deliver you a 15 gram sack..........fo freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Then I woke up. He doesn't even talk like that.
I woke up legitimately hating him. lol
what you been smokin'?
Monday night, I had a dream where I was at a KoRn concert, but they only played like 3 songs, The venue was kind of like the DTE but there were seats on the lawn. After the third song, Jonathan Davis started driving this giant bulldozer/tractor thing all around the venue for a while, and the concert ended. He walked by my seat, and I was like, "Hey Jon!" and he turned and looked and came up to me, and I asked him why he didn't play more songs this concert, and he looked at me and was like "Because I'm really fucking busy, and we only have like 4 shows left, and I'm really fucking tired." and he walked away, and I was just thinking, "asshole."
Then, last night, I had a dream where I was at Mayhem Fest, except I had only just got there in time for Godsmack and Disturbed, because when I got there, it was like I was at the rockstar tent with two of my hookah buddies. But all of a sudden, it changed from the DTE to this inside Theater/Play venue that's around here, and I was in the balcony. I couldn't see hardly any of the bands because people kept getting in my way (kind of like during Sick Puppies the other night), and Godsmack sounded terrible and only played a couple songs. After them, people kept telling me how I missed out on Hatebreed, Machine Head, AND Psychostick! I was so pissed, and when Disturbed finally came out, they only played a few songs and they sounded like shit! And then it changed to me riding home in my moms van, and I kept telling her how horrible all the bands sounded, and I kept saying that this year was the worst Mayhem ever.
Then, today, I got my Mayhem tickets in the mail.
It was really weird because when I woke up I was like, "Woah, Mayhem sucked this year! Oh wait..."