i dreamt last night that i met katy perry and she cancelled her tour to romance me. we spent a week in europe avoiding poparazzi. then they found us, and russell brand confronted me in a bear costume with some pygmy henchmen who kept stabbing me with hot pokers. i passed out and woke up next to a flyer on the pillow next to me announcing that katy was missing. then my alarm went off...
i dreamt last night that i met katy perry and she cancelled her tour to romance me. we spent a week in europe avoiding poparazzi. then they found us, and russell brand confronted me in a bear costume with some pygmy henchmen who kept stabbing me with hot pokers. i passed out and woke up next to a flyer on the pillow next to me announcing that katy was missing. then my alarm went off...
i had a dream the other night that i was a social worker assigned to check on some kids who were being neglected. when i got to their house, i found them bound, asleep, locked in a room with 2 weasels and nothing but a bag of dogfood for all of them to share. there were feces all over the room. the parents were big redneck inbreds who carried guns everywhere. i tried to unbind the children before the parents returned, but i couldn't. the parents returned and i was hiding in a barn when... i woke up.
Saw Wolf Gang for the first time ever at House Of Blues, and Tyler pulled me on stage, and me, him, and Hodgy were all screaming Sandwitches, and Tyler said "This is my nigguh Erik, let me introduce our newest and youngest Wolf.".
Saw Wolf Gang for the first time ever at House Of Blues, and Tyler pulled me on stage, and me, him, and Hodgy were all screaming Sandwitches, and Tyler said "This is my nigguh Erik, let me introduce our newest and youngest Wolf.".
Except there was nothing homosexual about my post. You're telling me a dream about being on stage with your idols/favorite band wouldn't make you happy? I woke up all happy when I had a dream I filled in for Inferno for Behemoth too.
In one of them, I was back in high school. My friend bought these gummy worms and stored them underneath where the roof met the wall outside of the old English classroom. I took some and he got pissed.
Other one was a great migration from Niagra falls to a fancy Burger King which was inside of a luxurious lodge about a mile away.
Final one was me back at my high school again and stuck in traffic trying to get out. Then it stormed like a motherfucker and I woke up.
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I woke up screaming again
Saw Wolf Gang for the first time ever at House Of Blues, and Tyler pulled me on stage, and me, him, and Hodgy were all screaming Sandwitches, and Tyler said "This is my nigguh Erik, let me introduce our newest and youngest Wolf.".
SWAG ME THE FUCK OUT.
I woke up so fucking happy. 8->
Oh well.
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In one of them, I was back in high school. My friend bought these gummy worms and stored them underneath where the roof met the wall outside of the old English classroom. I took some and he got pissed.
Other one was a great migration from Niagra falls to a fancy Burger King which was inside of a luxurious lodge about a mile away.
Final one was me back at my high school again and stuck in traffic trying to get out. Then it stormed like a motherfucker and I woke up.