My Life is Bro (mlib)

Heisenberg

Today I banged Staceys mom

and Stacey
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Heisenberg

Today my girlfriend asked me, "If a tree falls in the forest and noones there to hear it, does it make a sound?" I reminded her that there aren't any trees in the kitchen, so she doesnt have to worry.
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Heisenberg

My girl said that Im insensative and should try to see things from a womans point of view....

So I looked out the kitchen window
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Heisenberg

Today my teacher asked where my homework was...

















I asked her where her apron was
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Travis

My girl said that Im insensative and should try to see things from a womans point of view....

So I looked out the kitchen window
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lawl

MetalCoresades

these are pretty damn funny

Brian

OH MY GOD, FUCK YEA THAT ONE IS GOING ON MY FACEBOOK.

If I wasn't lazy I would totally make an Annoying Facebook Girl pic with this.

OPP

So bro is supposed to be a sexist meme/thing? I would have expected more of a douchebagy approach.

Brian

So bro is supposed to be a sexist meme/thing? I would have expected more of a douchebagy approach.

That's what I was thinking. I would imagine the sexist jokes being like My Life Is Manly or some shit like that.

TheDevilsDreads

mylifeisbro.com

mrAPE

I find the "my life is bro" part to be annoying. And most of these jokes are over done as it is

Rex_Capone420

you can never over do a sammich or kitchen joke

mrAPE

To each his own

TheDevilsDreads

Y'all need yo grab some nattys, get iced, get some dome, and upgrade your brocabularies with me. Come on, even Prez Brobama is doing it.

Heisenberg

Lol^

Heisenberg

I bought some nattys with my fake I.d

I'm 23

TheDevilsDreads

I proposed to my girlfriend today. When we told her mom she asked me if I've "been having sex with [her] daughter out of wedlock.

I said "Like a boss".
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MetalCoresades

omg. lol

That_Guy_Arlo

how bout that

That_Guy_Arlo

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