My Life is Bro (mlib)

Heisenberg

I put my xbox achievements on my transcripts for college. i got accepted to Princeton.
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Heisenberg

my mom woke me up today at 2, i was so hung over, she told me i needed to get a job, i told her i got 3 last night.
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LOL.

I already love this.

Heisenberg

Today, I tried to change my password to “my dick”. The website said it was too long.
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Heisenberg

I told my feminist english teacher that practicing womens rights is ok, as long as you do it in the kitchen
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OH MY GOD, FUCK YEA THAT ONE IS GOING ON MY FACEBOOK.

RAZOR

LOL those are great.

Heisenberg

Today was my bitches birthday. I was going to buy her something nice like a watch, but then I remembered there is a clock on the stove.
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Stoned_Catz

sammich get me onez

1D_for_life

This thread is chill.

Heisenberg

Today I met Tim Tebow. I told him to change his name to Tim TeBRO. He did. We fist bumped. It was chill.
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Today was my bitches birthday. I was going to buy her something nice like a watch, but then I remembered there is a clock on the stove.
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Heisenberg

Today I told my girl that I'd take a bullet for her....



in C.O.D....








wait nevermind that would end my kill streak.
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Episode

BAHAHAHAHA.

Oh fuck I'm in love.

Heisenberg

Today I got road head on the way to school....



I walked to school.
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Heisenberg

Last night my bitch called me from the hospital. She said she was hit by a car. I paused and then asked her how the fuck a car got into my kitchen.
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Heisenberg

Today I went to buy a car and this bitch asked me what my credit score was. I didn’t know what it was so I told her my xbox live gamer score. I drove off the lot with a brand new viper.
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Episode

Last night my bitch called me from the hospital. She said she was hit by a car. I paused and then asked her how the fuck a car got into my kitchen.
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LOL I could not stop laughing. XD

Santana

Win

Travis

.....pretty good...

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

ha