**Official 2024 Detroit Lions Thread**

Rex_Capone420

They didn't let AG call whatever bullshit he did last week lol

EpisodeMnH

Holy fuck Jake on suicide watch. They IRL put all the sliders down to 0.

EpisodeMnH

Fields is so complete fucking garbage that the odds, jus before the game started, for him to throw even a SINGLE passing TD was like +890. 😐 I almost added him to my all Chiefs parlay but I legitimately don’t trust him to pull even that off.

NOCAP

Sean Payton has made the Broncos worse

NOCAP

Bears getting buttfucked

EpisodeMnH

EpisodeMnH said:

Chiefs next week too LMFAO. Ain’t even watching. Guaranteed 0-3 start and it’ll prolly be a 30+ point blowout.

Let it be known I’m Nostradamus.

Rex_Capone420

Brian Branch is that fucking dude

Rex_Capone420

Bears are so bad they switched the game at 1/2 time

Rex_Capone420

How bout them Boyz doee

Rex_Capone420

They actually lost to the cardinals )

EpisodeMnH

14 fucking yards. Pain.

Rex_Capone420

So after 3 weeks there are a few things I think we can day. 

Kc is the favorite. As long as kelce and mahomes are healthy that offense is fine, and they have the best defense they have had in the mahomes Era. 


NFC best team is probably 49ers. Maybe Philly. 


Nfc north should be an easy W for detroit. 


Cowboys might actually be the worst team other than the bears. 

ThatGuyArlo

Rex_Capone420 said:

Cowboys might actually be the worst team other than the bears. 

Lmao

We'll be fine

EpisodeMnH

The fact the official FanDuel page actually posted this. 💀💀💀💀

EpisodeMnH

Degenerate parlay to make it back. 

NOCAP

Bears might actually go Owen with the team they have

EpisodeMnH

Caleb bout to take us to the promised land.

NOCAP

Rex_Capone420 said:

So after 3 weeks there are a few things I think we can day. 

Kc is the favorite. As long as kelce and mahomes are healthy that offense is fine, and they have the best defense they have had in the mahomes Era. 

Dolphins are the scariest team rn if Tua stays healthy

Rex_Capone420

I'll need to see them beat Buffalo next week before I crown them

Rex_Capone420