**Official 2024 Detroit Lions Thread**

Rex_Capone420

Lions locked up slay today! \m/

JLRedWing13

Fair deal for both sides. I'm happy with it. Losing Suh and Calvin sucks but a good thing that came out of it is clearing up a lot of room on our cap to secure our young talent.

Gazorpazorpfield

Somehow I ended up on r/NBA and they're also doing roasts. Today was the pistons 

"I'm afraid to roast the Pistons because I know the fire department would just let them burn"

Rex_Capone420

:!!

Gazorpazorpfield

Holy fucking shit. How am I just now finding out that Cam Newton is a middle school girl on instagram?

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Rex_Capone420

Was it a mixer 6 packs or 12 pack?

Gazorpazorpfield

Huh? That's literally what every single post on Cams instagram looks like 

Rex_Capone420

The beer that caused you to post that madness at 4 am. 

Gazorpazorpfield

See the edit 

Rex_Capone420

Gazorpazorpfield said:

Huh? That's literally what every single post on Cams instagram looks like 

At least we figured out who the fag was. They must give can his own bathroom. 

Gazorpazorpfield

I feel like he realized it is dumb as fuck but feels committed. This shit is so cringe-y

Rex_Capone420

Damn he's touched at least one foreign man penis in his life 

Rex_Capone420

Honestly kinda sounds like Erik 

SATAN

Rex on the rampage 

MarcTheFallen

I swear to god if this mother fucker got fat...

Number1RamsFan

Nice tits

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

He's eaten too many turnovers over the years

NOLA

So I guess Peyton Manning's so goddamn bored he's visiting each teams training camp. 

JLRedWing13

Honey Badger got paid.