**Official 2024 Detroit Lions Thread**

MarcTheFallen

Homo with a nice run. Hope we can score on this drive.

Rex_Capone420

lol even marc is calling him homo now

MarcTheFallen

Homo again with the run. 1st down :333

Gazorpazorpfield

Roy Williams!

NolaFree810

inb4 marc says touchdown

MarcTheFallen

Now Roy wants to come and start being a play maker and TD machine. FUCK YOU ROY WILLIAMS! FUCK YOU!

Gazorpazorpfield

Where has he been the past two years? Asshole.

LiveFreeDie

I need Miles Austin to get going so he can score me some points in my fantasy league.

Gazorpazorpfield

Well you should tell him to not illegally use his hands, and you would have had a decent amount of points off one play.

Two tenses, I am god.

MarcTheFallen

GOD DAMN! Jackson got knocked the fuck out lol. What a hit.

MarcTheFallen

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Gazorpazorpfield

Minnesota dude done talked our gunner.

Gazorpazorpfield

YEEEEE BOI CHECK IT

3 PENALTIES IN A ROW NOT ON DALLAS!

Gazorpazorpfield

...and the streak ends, lucky it wasn't in the endzone.

NolaFree810

Jersey Shore Bitchez
208.88
Dungeon of Doom
208.68

goddamn can i have on fantasy week where i dont have to sweat it out all day lol. every week its liek tied all day, but i always end up winning. still annoying though lol

HOODS

"Vintage Favre"

LiveFreeDie

I need Brandon Lloyd to do something right fucking now. Him and Miles Austin both have 0 points for me right now.

EDIT: and Zach Miller has 0. WTF

NolaFree810

WTF!!! did kyle orton throw a td pass to himself? lol thats what my stat tracker is sayinn.........

Myoses

Hopefully the broncos pull off the win.

Gazorpazorpfield

Sigh of relief