"OMBABMA WADA WALAL DO TO TADA GOTTATATA!!!" THE MONKEY CREATURE YELLS OUT MID CHARGE. "YOUR IN AMERICA NOW YOU AFRO SCALP EATING BASTARD WE SPEAK MOTHER FUCKING ENGLISH" TUFFY BARKS BACK. 2 AIDS INFESTED SCALPS WIZZ BY TUFFY'S HEAD, MONKEY BOY AND TUFFY'S FOOTING IS SHAKEY AT BEST AS TANK THE BEHEMOTH CONSUMES EVERY THING IN ITS PATH WHILE CHARGING THROUGH THE MANSION. TUFFY PULLS OUT HIS TRUSTY CRACK PIPE TAKES A HUGE HIT AND HURLS IT AT MONKEY BOY. IT NAILS HIM RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD, STUNNED MONKEY BOY TRYS TO REPOSITION HIM SELF, TO LATE TUFFY USES HIS CAP LOCK KEY LIKE A SICKLE AND SLICES DEEP IN TO MONKEY'S AKILIES TENDON . THE CREATURES YELPS AND FALLS BACK ONTO THE BEHEMOTH TUFFY JUMPS ON TOP OF HIM AND GORES HIS THROUT WITH THE J.D. BOTTLE TUFFY PROCEEDS TO CUT THROUGH THE SPINE WITH THE BROKEN J.D. BOTTL UNTIL MONKEY'S HEAD IS REMOVED AND THEN AMPUTATES HIS LEFT HAND. TUFFY SEES A NEAR BY STAIR CASE AND JUMPS ON TO IT. TANK CONTINUES ITS RAMPAGE HOWLING OUT "HUNGRY HUNGRY!!" FADING AS TUFFY ASCENDS THE STAIRS WITH THE HEAD AND HAND TIED TO HIS J.D. HOLSTER.
ON THE 4TH FLOOR THERE IS A LARGE BLAST DOOR WITH A RETINA SCAN UNIT TUFFY DANGLES THE DECAPITATED HEAD IN FRONT OF IT "ACCESS GRANTED" A DIGITAL VOICES SAYS. THE BLAST DOOR SLIDE OPEN TUFFY CHARGES INTO THE NEXT ROOM IT IS SOME KIND OF MAIN CONTROL ROOM FOR THE MANSION. THERE IS LITTLE PUDDLES OF HALF DIGESTED FETUS EVERY WHERE. TUFFY KNEELS DOWN AND TOUCHES THE PUKE STILL WARM OPRAH MUST BE NEAR BY. THERE IS ONLY ONE OTHER EXIT AT THE REAR OF THE ROOM IT IS AN ELEVATOR HE HOPS ON AND HEADS TO THE ROOF. EXITING THE ELEVATOR HE SEES OPRAH AND TO HIS SURPRISE SATAN STANDING TOGETHER WAITING FOR THE CHOPPER THAT HOVERING IN FOR A SET DOWN. TUFFY PULLS THE MONKEY HEAD FREE AND HURLS IT AT OPRAH SHE TURNS OPENS HER MOUTH AND CONSUMES THE HEAD IN ONE BIT. SATAN LOOKS AT TUFFY TURNS RUNS AND JUMPS OFF THE ROOF OF THE MANSION. OPRAH'S MINIONS BEGIN THE LOADING PROCESS OF GETTING OPRAH ONTO THE CHOPPER. 2 GUARDS OPEN FIRE ON TUFFY HE DIVES FOR COVER AND PULLS HIS WEAPONS OUT. TUFFY CHARGES THE CHOPPER LUNGES ONTO OPRAH VICIOUSLY HACKING INTO OPRAHS FATTY LAYERS. OPRAH HOWLS AND SWINGS ITS ARMS WILDLY TUFFY DRIVES HIS J.D. INTO THE BASE OF OPRAHS NECK AND STARTS POUNDING ON IT WITH THE CAPS KEY. IT KEEPS SINKING DEEPER AND DEEPER THROUGH MANY LAYERS OF FAT AND FLESH. AT THIS POINT TUFFY AS TAKEN MANY GUN SHOT WOUNDS HE FEELS NOTHING FOR THE ANGEL DUST IS STILL IN HIS SYSTEM. FINALLY HE HITS SPINE HE DRIVES THE CAPS LOCK KEY INTO THE HOLE HOOKS IT AROUND THE SPINE TWIST AND PULLS OPRAH HEAD FALLS LIMP. TUFFY JUMPS OFF OPRAH AND SLAUGHTERS THE THREE GUARDS AND THE CHOPPER PILOT. STANDING THERE BLEEDING OUT AND UNSURE OF WHAT TO DO NEXT.
STANDING ON THAT ROOF TOP BLEEDING OUT AND NOT CARING ANY MORE THE DECEIVER FINALLY EXTINGUISHED. TUFFY LAYS ON HIS BACK AND STARES AT THE SKY SLOWLY FADING FROM THIS WORLD. JUST BEFORE HIS EYES CLOSE THERE IS A BRIGHT LIGHT FROM ABOVE DESCENDING ONTO HIM AND A VOICE "MY CHILD YOU HAVE DONE WELL NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE THIS PLANE". ALL OF A SUDDEN TUFFYS HEART SPEEDS UP TO A NORMAL PACE HIS LUNGS DRAIN OF BLOOD THE STRENGTH RETURNS TO HIS ARMS AND LEGS HE STANDS. THERE IS A MUSCULAR GREY HAIR AND GREY BEADED SHIRTLESS MAN STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM. "GOD!" TUFFY SAYS IN A SURPRISED VOICE. "YES" THE SAYS IN A DEEP VOICE THAT SOUNDS LIKE THUNDER. "BUT YOU ARE THE ONE I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR, YOU NEED TO ANSWER FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WHAT YOU HAVE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN" TUFFY PROCLAIMS IN AN ANGRY VOICE. "MY WILL IS GREATER THEN YOU CAN EVER KNOW TRUST MY CHILD AND YOU WILL BE SAVED, NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE" GOD VOICE POUNDING INTO TUFFYS HEAD SO HE TURNS AND WALKS TOWARD THE ELEVATOR. ONCE IN THE ELEVATOR TUFFYS SENSES RETURN AND HE HEADS BACK TO THE ROOF. AS THE ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN THERE IS SATAN ASS FUCKING GOD WHILE HE IS FEASTING ON OPRAHS REMAINS. TUFFY SHAKES HIS HEAD AND RAISES A PALM TO HIS FACE "NOT AGAIN" TUFFYS SAYS IS A SHAKY VOICE
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SCALP EATING BASTARD WE SPEAK MOTHER FUCKING ENGLISH" TUFFY BARKS BACK. 2 AIDS INFESTED SCALPS WIZZ BY TUFFY'S HEAD,
MONKEY BOY AND TUFFY'S FOOTING IS SHAKEY AT BEST AS TANK THE BEHEMOTH CONSUMES EVERY THING IN ITS PATH WHILE CHARGING
THROUGH THE MANSION. TUFFY PULLS OUT HIS TRUSTY CRACK PIPE TAKES A HUGE HIT AND HURLS IT AT MONKEY BOY. IT NAILS HIM
RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD, STUNNED MONKEY BOY TRYS TO REPOSITION HIM SELF, TO LATE TUFFY USES HIS CAP LOCK KEY LIKE A
SICKLE AND SLICES DEEP IN TO MONKEY'S AKILIES TENDON . THE CREATURES YELPS AND FALLS BACK ONTO THE BEHEMOTH TUFFY
JUMPS ON TOP OF HIM AND GORES HIS THROUT WITH THE J.D. BOTTLE TUFFY PROCEEDS TO CUT THROUGH THE SPINE WITH THE BROKEN
J.D. BOTTL UNTIL MONKEY'S HEAD IS REMOVED AND THEN AMPUTATES HIS LEFT HAND. TUFFY SEES A NEAR BY STAIR CASE AND JUMPS
ON TO IT. TANK CONTINUES ITS RAMPAGE HOWLING OUT "HUNGRY HUNGRY!!" FADING AS TUFFY ASCENDS THE STAIRS WITH THE HEAD
AND HAND TIED TO HIS J.D. HOLSTER.
TO BE CONTINUED......
"ACCESS GRANTED" A DIGITAL VOICES SAYS. THE BLAST DOOR SLIDE OPEN TUFFY CHARGES INTO THE NEXT ROOM IT IS SOME KIND OF
MAIN CONTROL ROOM FOR THE MANSION. THERE IS LITTLE PUDDLES OF HALF DIGESTED FETUS EVERY WHERE. TUFFY KNEELS DOWN AND
TOUCHES THE PUKE STILL WARM OPRAH MUST BE NEAR BY. THERE IS ONLY ONE OTHER EXIT AT THE REAR OF THE ROOM IT IS AN
ELEVATOR HE HOPS ON AND HEADS TO THE ROOF. EXITING THE ELEVATOR HE SEES OPRAH AND TO HIS SURPRISE SATAN STANDING
TOGETHER WAITING FOR THE CHOPPER THAT HOVERING IN FOR A SET DOWN. TUFFY PULLS THE MONKEY HEAD FREE AND HURLS IT AT OPRAH
SHE TURNS OPENS HER MOUTH AND CONSUMES THE HEAD IN ONE BIT. SATAN LOOKS AT TUFFY TURNS RUNS AND JUMPS OFF THE ROOF OF
THE MANSION. OPRAH'S MINIONS BEGIN THE LOADING PROCESS OF GETTING OPRAH ONTO THE CHOPPER. 2 GUARDS OPEN FIRE ON TUFFY
HE DIVES FOR COVER AND PULLS HIS WEAPONS OUT. TUFFY CHARGES THE CHOPPER LUNGES ONTO OPRAH VICIOUSLY HACKING INTO OPRAHS
FATTY LAYERS. OPRAH HOWLS AND SWINGS ITS ARMS WILDLY TUFFY DRIVES HIS J.D. INTO THE BASE OF OPRAHS NECK AND STARTS
POUNDING ON IT WITH THE CAPS KEY. IT KEEPS SINKING DEEPER AND DEEPER THROUGH MANY LAYERS OF FAT AND FLESH. AT THIS
POINT TUFFY AS TAKEN MANY GUN SHOT WOUNDS HE FEELS NOTHING FOR THE ANGEL DUST IS STILL IN HIS SYSTEM. FINALLY HE HITS
SPINE HE DRIVES THE CAPS LOCK KEY INTO THE HOLE HOOKS IT AROUND THE SPINE TWIST AND PULLS OPRAH HEAD FALLS LIMP.
TUFFY JUMPS OFF OPRAH AND SLAUGHTERS THE THREE GUARDS AND THE CHOPPER PILOT. STANDING THERE BLEEDING OUT AND UNSURE
OF WHAT TO DO NEXT.
TO BE CONTINUED......
BACK AND STARES AT THE SKY SLOWLY FADING FROM THIS WORLD. JUST BEFORE HIS EYES CLOSE THERE IS A BRIGHT LIGHT FROM
ABOVE DESCENDING ONTO HIM AND A VOICE "MY CHILD YOU HAVE DONE WELL NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE THIS PLANE".
ALL OF A SUDDEN TUFFYS HEART SPEEDS UP TO A NORMAL PACE HIS LUNGS DRAIN OF BLOOD THE STRENGTH RETURNS TO HIS ARMS
AND LEGS HE STANDS. THERE IS A MUSCULAR GREY HAIR AND GREY BEADED SHIRTLESS MAN STANDING IN FRONT OF HIM. "GOD!" TUFFY
SAYS IN A SURPRISED VOICE. "YES" THE SAYS IN A DEEP VOICE THAT SOUNDS LIKE THUNDER. "BUT YOU ARE THE ONE I HAVE BEEN
LOOKING FOR, YOU NEED TO ANSWER FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WHAT YOU HAVE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN" TUFFY PROCLAIMS IN AN ANGRY
VOICE. "MY WILL IS GREATER THEN YOU CAN EVER KNOW TRUST MY CHILD AND YOU WILL BE SAVED, NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE" GOD
VOICE POUNDING INTO TUFFYS HEAD SO HE TURNS AND WALKS TOWARD THE ELEVATOR. ONCE IN THE ELEVATOR TUFFYS SENSES RETURN
AND HE HEADS BACK TO THE ROOF. AS THE ELEVATOR DOORS OPEN THERE IS SATAN ASS FUCKING GOD WHILE HE IS FEASTING ON
OPRAHS REMAINS. TUFFY SHAKES HIS HEAD AND RAISES A PALM TO HIS FACE "NOT AGAIN" TUFFYS SAYS IS A SHAKY VOICE
THAT IS TUFFY'S LEGEND
STAY TUNED FOR THE CHRONICLE'S OF TUFFY
ONCE THERE WAS A MAN WITH NUTS OF RUFFNESS AND HE WAS ALSO VERY TUFFY
PERHAPS HIS FATHER WAS A SQUIRREL AND HIS MOTHER WAS A REDNECK?
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