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THE LEGEND OF TUFFY McRUFFNUTS
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ONCE THERE WAS A MAN WITH NUTS OF RUFFNESS AND HE WAS ALSO VERY TUFFY
STOP ME IF ANY ALL READY KNOWS OF OLD TUFFY
ONE DAY HE DIED HIS EYE BROW BLUE AND PROCLAIMED TO THE WORLD HIS ONE AND ONLY MISSION
TO HAVE THE TUFFEST NUT'S THIS SIDE OF TEXAS
SO HE LET RANDOM WOMAN AND PROSTITUTES ACROSS THE LAND KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HIS NUTS
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STOP ME IF ANY ALL READY KNOWS OF OLD TUFFY
ONE DAY HE DIED HIS EYE BROW BLUE AND PROCLAIMED TO THE WORLD HIS ONE AND ONLY MISSION
TO HAVE THE TUFFEST NUT'S THIS SIDE OF TEXAS
SO HE LET RANDOM WOMAN AND PROSTITUTES ACROSS THE LAND KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HIS NUTS
TO BE CONTINUED...
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SOMETHING HAPPEN HIS NUTS HAD GOTTEN SO TUFF
HE DEICED TO FIND GOD AND MAKE HIM PAY FOR ALL THE HORRIBLE ATROCITY'S
HE HAS COMMITTED AGAINST MAN
THIS IS WHERE THE LEGEND BEGINS
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WHILE ON HIS MISSION TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF GOD
HE KNEW THAT HE WOULD NEED WEAPONS OF GREAT POWER AND DESTRUCTION
A-BOMB NO TO IMPERSONAL CHAIN SAW NO TO MESSY SHOT GUN NO NOT HANDS ON ENOUGH
THEN IN A DREAM/VISION IT CAME TO HIM HE WOULD USE THE MOST BRUTAL WEAPON KNOWN TO MAN
THE CAPS LOCK KEY OH YES NOW THAT CREATING COCK SUCKER IS GONNA PAY
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IT TURNED OUT TO BE A LOT HARDER THEN HE THOUGHT
HE LOOKED HIGH AND LOW BUT THE LITTLE BITCH WAS NO WHERE TO BE FOUND
THEN IT CAME TO HIM MABEY IF HE COULD FIND SATAN HE WOULD KNOW WHERE GOD IS
THIS IS HOW TUFFY CAME TO BE DRUG ADDICTED AND IN A HEAVY METAL BAND "CREATOR DESTROYER"
HIS THINKING WAS IF HE SINNED TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN SATAN WOULD COME LOOKING FOR HIM
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PASSED OUT IN A PUDDLE OF HIS OWN PUKE WITH THE ANAL BLOOD OF A SAIGON HOOKER STILL ON HIS DICK
TUFFY CRANKED BACK A HALF GRAM RAIL AND TOOK A PULL OFF HIS BOTTLE OF J.D. THATS WHEN IT HAPPED
A MAN DRESSED IN ALL BLCK WALKED INTO THE OPEN DOOR OF THE MOTEL ROOM AND SAID "YOU AND I GOT SOME
BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO" TUFFYS EYES LIGHT UP HE KNEW THIS WAS NO MAN THIS WAS THE DARK LORD HIMSELF
IN A DRY RASPY VOICE TUFFY SAID "YES INDEED WE DO" AFTER THROWING THE HOOKER AND 2 MIDGETS TO THE CURB
TUFFY AND SATAN SPOKE OF MANY THING'S THE SLAYING OF GOD ON TOP OF THERE AGENDA
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SATAN KNEW RIGHT AWAY THAT TUFFY MEANT BUSINESS. NO MAN CARRIES AROUND THE CAPS LOCK KEY OFF A COMPAQ PERSERIO KEYBOARD
UNLESS HE IS OUT FOR BLOOD. TUFFY TOLD SATAN OF THE TERRIBLE ABUSE TO HIS NUTS AND THE MANY METAL SHOWS HE HAD PLAYED TO GET
TO THIS POINT. SATAN SHARED SOME UN SETTLING NEWS WITH TUFFY. GOD WAS IN FACT HIDING FROM TUFFY GOD HAD GOT WIND OF WHAT
TUFFY WAS UP TO. SO HE CAME TO EARTH AS 3 SEPARATE ENTITY'S THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY GHOST. THE FATHER WENT INTO THE
MOST EVIL PERSON ON THE PLANET OPRAH THE SON WENT INTO THE SECOND MOST EVIL PERSON ON THE PLANET TYRA BANKS AND LAST BUT
NOT LEAST THE GHOST WENT INTO FRED DURST. AT THIS POINT TUFFY NOW HAD THREE TARGETS
BIDDING SATAN A FAREWELL AND LIGHTING A MARLBRO RED TUFFY SET BACK OUT ON TOUR TO FIND THE FIRST BEAST ON HIS LIST OPRAH.
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KNOWING THAT OPRAH WOULD BE SURROUNDED BY BODY GUARDS AND INBREED BRAINWASHED MIDDLE AGED WOMAN.
TUFFY NEEDED A WAY TO GET CLOSE AND END HER RAIN OF TERROR.
THEN IT CAME TO HIM THERE IS ONLY ONE THING OPRAH CANNOT RESIST ABORTED FETUS.
ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS HIJACK OPRAH'S ABORTED FETUS DELIVERY TRUCK.
WITH CAPS LOCK KEY IN HAND METH AMPHETAMINES IN LUNG TUFFY HEADED TO PLANNED PARENT HOOD.
HIGH AS FUCK AND DRUNK ON GLORY TUFFY WAITED THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH,
6:25 A.M. THE FIRST DOCTOR ARRIVED TUFFY QUICKLY STABBED THE WHITE COAT CLADDED PHD IN THE NECK WITH A BROKEN SHWACK.
AS DR. NICKS BLEED OUT TUFFY DRAGGED THE CORPSE TO A NEAR BY DUMPSTER.
WITH SECURITY CARD IN HAND HE ENTERED THE CLINIC AND FOUND THE ABORTED FETUS VAN KEYS IN THE RECEPTION OFFICE.
HE WAS READY NEXT STOP OPRAH'S MANSION.
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ARRIVING A OPRAH'S EVIL LAIR TUFFY MEET NO OPPOSITION NONE OF HER STAFF WOULD DARE GET IN THE WAY OF HER FEEDING.
TUFFY BEGAN TO UNLOAD THE CRATES OF ABORTED FETUS AND LOADING THEM INTO AN OVER SIZED FREEZER.
ONE MORE TO GO AND WHEN TUFFY TURNED AROUND THERE IT WAS HUGE AND GROTESQUE REEKING OF ROTTEN FLESH AND DAY OLD PUKE.
OPRAH PAID TUFFY NO HEED AS IT ENTERED THE FREEZER WITH 3 BODY GUARDS AND A SMALL HALF MONKEY HALF MAN CREATURE
EATING A BUCKET OF SMALL AFRICAN CHILDREN SCALPS. IT WAS TUFFY TIME TO STRIKE HE SHOVED A WHISKEY SOAKED RAG
INTO THE GAS TANK OF THE DELIVERY VAN AND LIT IT A BLAZE. RUNNING FOR COVER TUFFY SEEN SOMETHING VERY STRANGE
ANOTHER OPRAH CAME CHARGING ON TO THE LOADING DOCK JUST IN TIME FOR THE VAN TO EXPLODE. THE SECOND OPRAH CONSUMED
THE EXPLOSION IN TO ITS MEATY MID SECTION. TUFFY KNEW HE HAD TO GET OUT OF THERE AND GET OUT OF THERE FAST HE RAN
OUT INTO THE STREET WITH A HAIL OF GUN FIRE BEHIND HIM.
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WOULD BE A EASIER TARGET. HOPEFULLY WITH DURST DEAD OPRAH WOULD BE WEAKENED. TUFFY REMEMBERED SOME THING
SATAN HAD TOLD HIM DURST LIKES NOTHING MORE THEN TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH 10-12 YEAR OLD MALE GINGERS
THAT ARE AT LEST MISSING ONE LIMB. NOT SOMETHING THAT CAN BE EASILY FOUND. TUFFY DECIDED THAT IS WAS TIME TO
LAY LOW AND FIND HIMSELF A GINGER TO DISMEMBER. LURKING THROUGH THE BACK ALLYS OF MIDDLE SCHOOLS ACROSS CALIFORNIA
WITH IN THE WEEK HE FOUND THE PERFECT SPECIMEN. HE FOLLOWED THE BOY AND ABDUCTED HIM THAT EVENING.
BOUND AND GAGGED THE GINGER WIGGLED AND TURNED TO ESCAPE THE BROKEN J.D. BOTTLE THAT TUFFY USED TO AMPUTATE THE
SMALL CHILD'S LEFT ARM. AFTER CAUTERIZING THE WOULD WITH A DIRTY CRACK PIPE IT WAS TIME TO GO TO A LIMP BIZKIT CONCERT.
AFTER FIRING A .45 NEXT TO EACH EAR 10 TIMES TUFFY COULD NOT HEAR A THING HE WAS READY.
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NU METAL FANATICS AND MALL GOTHS ARE FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE. SUICIDE SILENCE TAKES THE STAGE AS OPENING BAND
EVEN AFTER THE GUN FIRE TUFFY CAN HEAR THE CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA OF A REPETITIVE DEATH CORE BREAK DOWN.
NO ONE PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO THE GINGER HAND CUFFED TO TUFFY'S LEFT ARM SINCE HE HAS A SLIPKNOT MASK ON.
LITTLE DOES ANY ONE KNOW HE IS GAGGED UNDER THAT MASK. TUFFY QUICKLY MOVES TO THE HARD CORE DANCING WIND MILL
FILLED HALF WIT PIT. 30 MORE MIN OF S.S. THEN THE BIG DAWGS COME OUT THE BIZKIT THE RED HAT WARRIOR. THE GINGER AT
HIS SIDE VIOLENTLY TRYS TO ESCAPE TUFFY DANGLES HIM IN TO A ON COMING WIND MILLER THE GINGER HITS THE FLOOR HARD THEN
CALMS DOWN A BIT. S.S. LEAVES THE STAGE AND TUFFY WAITS FOR HIS MOMENT.
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PAST THE SECURITY GUARDS INTO THE BACK STAGE. DUREST STARTS ATTEMPTING TO NEGOTIATE WITH TUFFY "ALL I WANT IS TO BE
ABLE TO WATCH" TUFFY PROCLAIMS. AND WITH THAT DUREST TUFFY AND GINGER ALL ENTER L.B. TOUR BUS AND LOCK THE DOOR.
DUREST GETS OVERLY EXCITED WHEN HE REALIZES THE BOY IS ALL READY GAGGED AND HIS DISMEMBERMENT IS FRESH.
TUFFY WASTES NO TIME AS HE PULLS THE BROKEN JACK BOTTLE FROM ITS HOLSTER AND TIGHTLY GRIPS THE CAPS LOCK KEY IN A
SWEATY PALM. DURSET SO PREOCCUPIED WITH SOME SORT OF STRANGE TORTURE FOREPLAY HE DOES NOT SEE THE BROKEN BOTTLE
BEING TRUSTED IN TO HIS LIVER. DUREST CRYS OUT AS TUFFY TWISTS AND TURNS THE BOTTLE WITH IN THE GAPING WOUND.
SLOWLY TUFFY GAUGES DUREST EYES OUT WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY THEN KICKS DUREST LOWER JAW OFF. HE PLACES THE J.D.
BOTTLE INTO THE OPEN TROUT HOLE AND CURB STOMPS DUREST TO DEATH. TUFFY THEN UN GAGS THE GINGER LOOKS HIM STRAIGHT
IN THE EYES AND SAYS "YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS NEEDED TO DONE YES?" THE GINGER NODS HIS HEAD "RUN ON HOME NOW TWISTED
FREAK OF NATURE AND KNOW YOU WERE PART OF SOMETHING GREAT" TUFFY WHISPERS IN A RASPY VOICE. TYRA NOW ITS GONNA BE
TIME FOR YOU TO PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO HUMANITY.
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THEN FRED D.. SATAN HAD TOLD TUFFY OF TYRA INCEPTION INTO THE FLESH. IT WAS NOT LONG AFTER THE SERPENT(OPRAH)
HAD TRICKED EVE INTO EATING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT. SATAN TOLD THAT IT WAS NOT HIM WHO TRICKED EVE AT ALL IT WAS HIS
ARCH NEMESIS OPRAH. SATAN TOLD OF THE MANY BATTLES HIM AND OPRAH HAD FOUGHT SIDE BY SIDE IN THE NAME OF THE LORD.
THIS WAS BACK IN A TIME WHEN ANGELS WERE ALLOWED TO WALK AMONG MEN. OPRAH WOULD TAKE THE FORM OF A LARGE SHIT BROWN
HIPPO/WOMAN CREATURE THAT WOULD CONVINCE THE HUMAN WOMAN TO GIVE THERE FIRST BORN TO HER. SHE WOULD FEED ON THE TENDER
FLESH AND GROW IN STRENGTH WITH EACH CHILD CONSUMED. OPRAH BECAME MAD WITH POWER AND DENOUNCED THE LORD WHEN HE FOUND
OUT WHAT SHE WAS DOING TO HIS TWISTED EXPERIMENT (HUMANITY). THE LOAD MADE IT CLEAR HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WOULD COULD
FEST ON THE FETID FLESH OF FIRST BORN HUMANS. THEN OPRAH WAS CAST DOWN TO LIVE AS A MORTAL. IN THE EARLY DAYS OPRAH
KEEP TRYING TO REGAIN IMMORTALITY. ONE OF HER EXPERIMENTS WAS CUTTING OFF A LARGE PIECE OF LABIA AND INFUSING IT WITH
DOG AND MONKEY BONES. THIS ABOMINATION WOULD LATER BE KNOWN AS TYRA BANKS.
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GIFT FEEDING OF THE INSECURITY OF YOUNG WOMAN AND THEN EATING THERE INTERNAL ORGANS. FOR CENTURY'S TYRA WOULD TRAVEL
FROM VILLAGE TO VILLAGE LAYING WASTE TO ALL ATTRACTIVE HUMAN FEMALES. THE WHOLE TIME JUST WANTING TO PROVE HER WORTH
TO HER CREATOR OPRAH. WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE THAT SATAN HAD BESTOWED UPON HIM. TUFFY FORMULATED A PLAN THAT NEEDED TO BE
CAREFULLY EXECUTED, HE WAS GOING TO NEED SOME HELP AND HE KNEW JUST WHERE TO GET IT. HE KNEW THAT IF TYRA IS TO PROVE
HER WORTH TO OPRAH SHE MUST BRING DOWN OPRAH'S RIVALS DR. PHIL, ELLEN AND THE INFAMOUS MURRY. AFTER A QUICK DRUG DEAL
AND STOP BY THE LIQUOR STORE TUFFY WAS ON THE ROAD ONCE AGAIN. ARRIVING AT DR. PHILS STUDIO AND CLAIMING TO BE FROM
THE GENIES GRANT FOUNDATION HE WAS QUICKLY SEEN BY THE TALL BALDING PEDOPHILE RAPEST WE KNOW AS DR. PHIL. TUFFY TOLD
DR. PHIL THAT HE WAS BEING HONORED AS THE GREATEST DOCTOR TO EVER LIVE AND TO MEET HIM AT NBC STUDIO 69 NEXT SUNDAY.
PHIL WAS SO EXCITED HE OFFERED TUFFY A 8 YEAR OLD KOREN FUCK DOLL AS PHIL CALLED IT. TUFFY DENIED AND WENT ABOUT HIS
BUSINESS, TELLING ELLEN SHE WAS BEING HONORED FOR MOST ATTRACTIVE LESBIAN AWARD AND MURRY MOST DISTINGWISHED TALK
SHOW HOST AWARD. THEY WOULD ALL BE NBC STUDIO 69 ON SUNDAY EVERYTHING WAS FALLING INTO PLACE.
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HOOKED TO A SHITY P.A. WITH SOME REVERB EFFECT. "WHO IS THIS? HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER " TYRA BARKS BACK.
"THATS NOT THE ISSUE HEAR YOU SACK OF OPRAH **** AND DOG BONES YOU BETTER BE AT THE NBC STUDIO 69 TOMORROW AT HIGH
NOON. BRING WEAPONS THEY ARE ALL GOING TO BE THERE PHIL, ELLEN AND MURRY" TUFFY ANNOUNCES IN A STERN VOICE.
"I'LL BE THERE AND ONCE THERE DEAD I'M COMING FOR YOU" TYRA SAYS SLAMMING THE PHONE DOWN. TIME TO MAKE SOME
PREPARATIONS TUFFY DECIDES. THAT NIGHT TUFFY WAITS OUT SIDE A LOCAL CHURCH'S CHOIR PRACTICE HE KNOWS NOTHING
IS MORE DEADLY TO TYRA THEN THE CUM OF AN ORDAINED MINISTER EXCRETED THROUGH THE ASS OR MOUTH OF BAPTIZED MALE.
NO BETTER PLACE TO FIND THE DEADLY SEAMEN THEN CHOIR PRACTICE LATE ON A SAT DAY NIGHT. HE WAITS PATIENTLY SMOKING
HIGH GRADE METHAMPHETAMINE WITH SHOT GUN IN HAND FOR CHOIR TO LET OUT. THE FIRST WAVE OF YOUNG BOYS DESCENDS THE
HOLY STEPS TUFFY HAS NO TIME TO DILLY DALLY SO HE UNLESHIS A COUPLE OF SLUGS INTO THE YOUNGEST BOYS. THERE BLOOD
EXPLODES INTO THE GROUP LEAVING THEM SOAKED IN CRIMSON RED SPLATTER. LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKERS GET
IN THE FUCKING VAN AND NO ONE ELSE HAS TO DIE. THE GOD WORSHIPING LITTLE BITCH'S QUICKLY LOAD INTO THE VAN SOME
CRYING AND WHIMPERING ONE ATTEMPTS TO CHARGE TUFFY. AFTER SOME BONE CRUSHING BLOWS TO COLLOR BONE. TUFFY DROPS
THE BUT OF THE 12 GAGE STRAIGHT IN TO HIS NOSE IN SINKS DEEP INTO HIS SKULL AND THE BOY SLOWLY TWITCHES OUT HIS
LAST SECONDS OF LIFE. "NOW WE ARE GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE RIDE SO YOU COCK SUCKERS BETTER KEEP YOUR GOD DAM MOUTH SHUT"
TUFFY YELLS OUT PSYCHOTICALLY,
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TUFFY DRIVES THE VAN IN TO THE DESERT TO A LITTLE MAKE SHIFT CAMP THAT HAS BEEN HIS HOME BASE SINCE EXTERMANATING DUREST.
HE THEN INDUCES THE BOYS TO VOMIT BUY BRUTALLY BEATING THERE GUTS WITH SHOTGUN AND HAS THEM STRAIN OUT THE BILE
(WITH PLENTY OF MINISTER CUM IN IT) AND LOAD IT INTO TO A COLLECTION OF SUPER SOAKER'S. WHEN THE WEAPONS ARE FILLED
HE EXECUTES ALL THE CHOIR BOYS WITH A SHOT GUN BLAST TO THE BACK OFF THE HEAD. THINKING TO HIM SELF CANT MAKE AN OMELET
WITH OUT BREAKING A FEW EGGS. TUFFY FINISHED OFF HIS BOTTLE OF J.D. AND GETS SOME MUCH NEEDED REST. SUNDAY 8:00A.M.
TUFFY LOADS THE VAN AND HEADS TOWARD STUDIO 69. ARRIVING AT 10:00A.M. HE SEES THAT TYRA HAS ALL READY SECURED THE
PERIMETER JUST AS HE SUSPECTED. TUFFY PARKS THE VAN A FEW BLOCKS AWAY LOADS THE SUPER SOAKER'S IN TO A DUFFEL BAG AND
HEADS INTO THE LOT THROUGH A BACK ALLY WHERE HE REMOVES THE JUGGLER OUT OF ONE OF TYRAS GUARDS THROAT USING HIS TRUSTY
CAPS KEY. HE TAKES THE GUARDS RADIO AND CONTINUES TO CHECK IN WITH TYRAS SECURITY TEAM. SMOKING SOME ANGEL DUST AND
CRACK TUFFY WAITS FOR THE TRINITY TO ARRIVE. THEN HE HEARS OVER THE RADIO "THEY ARE ARRIVING, ALL 3 LIMOS ARE COMING
THROUGH THE MAIN GATE. TUFFY GETS ON THE RADIO AND STARTSYELLING OUT "ITS AN AMBUSH GET TYRA OUT! GET HER OUT NOW!!
WE ARE CLEAR ON THE REAR EXIT".
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TYRAS SECURITY TEAM COMES RUNNING OUT THE BACK DOOR OF THE STUDIO JUST IN TIME TO SMELL THE GASOLINE SOAKED ALLY WAY.
TUFFY DROPS A BOOK OF MATCHES INTO THE FLAMMABLE LIQUID AND 4 TEAM MEMBERS GO UP IN FLAMES. THE FULLY AUTOMATIC UZI
START FIRING AS THERE FINGERS TWITCH FROM THE PAIN OF BEING BURNT ALIVE(LIKE THE RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE ALBUM COVER).
THEN TYRA WALKS INTO TO THE FLAMES UN HARMED BY THE HEAT, AND SCOWLS AT TUFFY AS SHE STARTS RUNNING DOWN THE ALLY.
"YOU MOTHERS MOTHER FUCKER YOU ENTRAILS ARE MINE" TYRA YELPS AS SHE CHARGES.
AS SHE CLOESES IN ON TUFFY 20 FEET 15, 10, 5 TUFFY PULLS ONE OF THE SOAKER'S AND UNLEASHES THE MINISTER CUM BILE
INTO TYRA'S CHEST SHE HOWLS IN AGONY AND WILDLY SWINGS A TALON AT TUFFY TEARING A CHUNK OUT OF TUFFY LEFT ARM. TUFFY
SHOVES THE SUPER SOAKER THROUGH ITS EYE SHE VIOLENTLY JERKS HER HEAD SIDE TO SIDE BREAKING THE TIP OF THE PLASTIC
WEAPON OFF IN HER HEAD. CUM BILE OZZING DOWN HER FACE SHE LUNGES AT TUFFY ONCE MORE. THIS TIME TUFFY IS READY HE
DROPS THE WATER GUN AND PULLS OUT HE TRUSTY CAPS KEY AND BROKEN J.D. BOTTLE. HE SWINGS THE J.D. INTO HER TALON SLICING
IT OFF AND THRUSTS THE CAPS LOCK KEY INTO HER CHEST. "THATS IT TYRA NOW ITS TIME TO GET RAPED TO DEATH TUFFY STYLE"
TUFYY SAYS WITH A BIG SHIT EATING GRIN ON HIS FACE. THEN TUFFY DRIVES THE J.D. BOTTLE INTO TO HER SHOULDER PINNING
TYRA TO A CREATE BEHIND HER.TUFFY PULLS UP A MINI SOAKER AND CUTS HER LEGS OFF WITH THE CAUTERIZING STREAM FLOWING
FROM THE TIP OF THE SQUIRT GUN . THEN FORCES THE BARREL DEEP INTO THE BEAST AND PULLS THE TRIGGER ALL THE WHILE STILL
GAUGING HER HEART OUT WITH THE CAPS LOCK KEY. AFTER ABOUT A MINUTE TYRA LAYS LIMP. TUFFY COLLECTS THE REST OF THE
SUPER SOAKER'S AND DOSES THE REMAINS WHEN HE IS DONE ALL THERE IS A PUDDLE OF BLOOD, CUM AND BILE AND A FEW DOG AND
MONKEY BONES. 2 DOWN 1 TO GO OPRAH NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU.
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TYRA IS DEAD DURST WAS EXTERMINATED I WONDER WHO IS HE COMING FOR NEXT. ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER ME" OPRAH SPEWS OUT AS
SHE GORGES HER SELF ON BLENDED BABY FETUS. "THATS RIGHT YOU OVER SIZED **** AND IT IS GOING JUST AS WE PLANNED "
SATAN SAYS WITH A SLY SMILE. "THIS BETTER FUCKING WORK OR I'LL SEND HIM AFTER YOU" OPRAH MUMBLES AS SHE REGURGITATES
SOME BONE MARROW. "IT WILL WORK DONT WORRY IT WILL WORK" SATAN CHUCKLES OUT LOUD.
AND MINISTER CUM BILE OFF HIS CLOTHING, ARMS AND NECK. TUFFY WALKS INTO THE BEDROOM OFF THE 5 STAR HOTEL THE MIDGET
PULLS OUT HER GLASS EYE AND TUFFY FORCES HER OPEN SOCKET ONTO HIS COCK AND BREATHS A DEEP SIGH. THAT NIGHT TUFFY MANY
A HORRIBLE NIGHTMERES. GOD HOLDING HIM DOWN AND RAPING HIS SOUL AWAY. AN ARMY 500 OPRAHS CHARGING HIS WITHERED RAPED
CARCASS AND FEASTING ON HIS BONES. HIS NUTS RESTING ON A ANVIL, TYRA AND DURST BASHING THEM TO A BLOODY PULP WITH
20 POUND SLEDGE HAMMERS. HE AWAKES SHITS IN THE MIDGETS EYE HOLE SENDS HER ON HER WAY. AFTER TAKING A LARGE HIT OFF
HIS CRACK PIPE HE DECIDES A TANK IS WHAT HE IS GOING TO NEED TO GET CLOSE TO OPRAH. SO A TANK IS FIRST ON HIS LIST
OF WEAPONS TO ACQUIRE. STILL THE FACT REMAINS GETTING A TANK COULD PROVE TO BE DIFFICULT, BUT TUFFY KNOWS WHERE
KRISTY ALLY LIVES AND THAT WILL WORK OUT JUST AS WELL. ARRIVING A KRISTY TUFFY TIES A 5 POUND BAG OF RAW HAMBURGER
SOAKED IN LIQUID SUGAR AND DEEP FRIED IN LARD TO A 10 FOOT LONG STICK. BY THE TIME HE IS 50 FEET FROM KRISTYS FRONT
DOOR HE HEARS HER HOWLS "HUNGRY!! HUNGRY!!!" KRISY PLOWS THE FRONT DOOR OF HER HOME DOWN AND CHARGES TUFFY MUCH
LIGHTER ON HIS FEET MOUNTS THE BEHEMOTH AND DANGLES THE FRIED GOODNESS IN FRONT OF HER FACE. TUFFY THEN LEADS KRISY
TO DARK LAIR OF OPRAH
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OVER AGAIN "HUUNNNGGGRRRYY! HUNGRY!!! HUNGGRRYY!!!" AND FEEDING ON THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS IN THE STREET. AT LAST
THEY ARRIVE AT THE MANSION OF VAST EVIL THE DWELLING OF THE OPRAH. SURE ENOUGH 100+ ARMED GUARDS ARE WAITING FOR TUFFY
AND THE BEHEMOTH. TUFFY GRABS A FAT ROLL TO SHIELD HIMSELF FROM THE WAVES OF GUN FIRE. THE SMALL SHARDS OF LEAD HAVE NO
EFFECT TO KRISTY FOR THEY ARE ABSORBED INTO HER OUTER LAYER. TUFFY LEADS TANK STRAIGHT TO THE FETUS STORAGE FREEZER IF
HE CAN CUT OFF OPRAHS FETUS SUPPLIES SHE WILL NOT DOUBT BE WEAKENED. THE BEHEMOTH MOUTH IS 8 FEET TALL AND 12 FEET WIDE
SHE USES IT LIKE A WHALE HUNTING FOR KRILL INHALING 4 TO FIVE GUARDS IN A SINGLE BREATH. BY THE TIME THEY MAKE IT TO
THE FREEZER 100+ MEN IS REDUCED TO 25 SECURITY OFFICERS RUNNING FOR THERE LIFE'S. TUFFY SEES THE HALF MAN HALF MONKEY
SHRIEKING OUT "NOW YOU WILL HAVE THE AIDS" HE REACHES INTO HIS BUCKET OF AFRICAN CHILDREN SCALPS AND STARTS HURLING THE
AIDS INFESTED SCALPS AT TUFFY AND THE BEHEMOTH. KRISTY TRYS TO INHALE THE LITTLE BASTARD BUT IT GRABS THE SCALP BUCKET
WITH ITS TAIL AND CLIMBS A NEAR BY WALL SAFELY OUT OF REACH OF THE BEHEMOTHS GRASP. MONKEY MAN IS ALL THE WAY UP THE
WALL IN A FLASH AND JUMPS ON TO THE BEHEMOTH. TUFFY HAS TO DROP THE DEEP FRIED MEAT SNACK TO ARM HIMSELF. WHEN THE STICK
HITS THE GROUND KRISTY LUNGES FORWARD AND INHALES THE DEEP FRIED GOODNESS. TUFFY IS ARMED WITH BROKEN J.D. BOTTLE AND
HIS CAPS LOCK KEY "LETS DO THIS MONKEY BOY" TUFFY SPITS THE WORDS OUT LIKE VENOM.
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OPRAH WATCHES THE BATTLE UNFOLD FROM A SAFE ROOM ON THE ROOF OF HER MANSION. SHE LOOKS TO SATAN AND SPITS UP A BIT
OF FETUS FOOT AND EYE ONTO HER CHEST. "WE ALL READY HAVE 3 CAMERAS DOWN AND IT LOOKS LIKE KRISTY WILL END UP EATING
THE OTHERS BEFORE THIS FIGHT IS OVER, LETS GET ON THE MOVE" THE WORDS GERGGLE OUT OF HER MOUTH AS SHE CONSUMES MORE
FETUS. "AGREED LETS MOVE HE WILL BE WAITING" SATAN SAYS WITH A SHARP TONGUE. "OPRAH AIR ONE COME IN" OPRAH SAYS IN TO
A MIC ON THE CONTROL CONSOUL. "WE READ YOU GREAT ONE, WHAT IS THY BIDDING" THE VOICE COMING THRU THE MONITOR SYSTEM
SAYS. OPRAH REGURGITATES SOME CHUNKS OF FETUS SKULL AND GUTS ONTO THE CONSOL AND GRUNTS "PICK UP! NOW!!".
"YES OUR ETA IS 8 MINS" THE VOICE SAYS STERNLY.
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