YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

SkullAndCrossbones

DAAMMNNNNN!!!!!!!

Chicken_Fucker

What the hell was he trying to do? :-))

SkullAndCrossbones

i guess its about a tie then lol

Shane

he had to have broken something in his face on that one

Chicken_Fucker

what floats my boat is my wife giving me 2 bj's yesterday without even having to "angle" for them. B-)

SkullAndCrossbones

i fell off my bike when i was 14, broke my fall with my face. ripped my face open on the road that conveniently had plenty of gravel on it. i lost some skin on my face apparently. got about 20 needles of novicaine around my left eye. 40 or more stitches. it took the doctor about 3 hours just to clean and sew my face up. i got a scar about the size of a nickel or a quarter under my left eye. and my eyelid doesnt close all the way because of the loss of skin. usually people dont even notice that until i point it out. i decided to pass on a skin graft to fix that cause my eye doesnt dry out or get irritated so i guess it closes enough.

SkullAndCrossbones

i wish i had pics of it lol. i know the doctor took before and after shots. i gotta find him and see he'll give me copies lol.

SkullAndCrossbones

i forgot to mention that i had to sit in the waiting room at the hospital for a half hour. that was fun lol. half of my face was covered in blood and some kid was staring at me lol.

Adam

haha that cool guy video was super funny.

Shane

hospitals are terrible with the whole deciding whats an emergency thing. one hospital near me has had 2 people die in the waiting room in the last 5 years. i refuse to go there.

SkullAndCrossbones

hospitals are terrible with the whole deciding whats an emergency thing. one hospital near me has had 2 people die in the waiting room in the last 5 years. i refuse to go there.

wow. thats horrible.

Shane

hospitals are terrible with the whole deciding whats an emergency thing. one hospital near me has had 2 people die in the waiting room in the last 5 years. i refuse to go there.

wow. thats horrible.

yea they almost got shut down over it

Necrothulhu

Loud explosions are just amazing...gonna be at least 20 min or so before I fall back the fuck to sleep

MarcTheFallen

Loud explosions are just amazing...gonna be at least 20 min or so before I fall back the fuck to sleep

Loud explosions? >_O

Razor_Shark

The fact that I can walk away from explosions without looking behind me, I fucking did that yesterday and it felt great.

Necrothulhu

Sounded like a huge firework went off on the ground maybe 20 feet away...made car alarms go off and I haven't seen a cat since then besides the one in the window

MetalSSlayer

The fact that I can walk away from explosions without looking behind me, I fucking did that yesterday and it felt great.

Well, that's cause you're cool. And cool guys never look back at explosions. It's not physically possible.

KridesBrideBritt

The smell of fresh coffee. ~O)

MarcTheFallen

Sounded like a huge firework went off on the ground maybe 20 feet away...made car alarms go off and I haven't seen a cat since then besides the one in the window

Sounds like someone got iced.

Necrothulhu

Then it must have happened in front of your house with a huge shotgun XD