I got one of the weirdest prank calls at 4:30 in the morning. Thankfully, I wasn't awake so they left a message. Something about Jersey Shore, Behemoth, gloves and socks. Guy sounded like an extremely retarded chipmunk on drugs. Great way to start off April.
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I should clarify.... By "lap dance" I mean I'd like to hire her for whatever she was doing in that video. I understand since she is Russian she probably has a different word for what she was doing. But whatever she calls it, I'd like to be front and center, if you know what I mean.
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Having a very productive day too
ADHD MEDS FTW.
Tbh though, I'm like, dancing in my seat. This is catchy.
Dem accents. :X
You got to try the car out before you buy it.
i dressed like i dress everyday lol