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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Dime said:

FIREJOHNELWAY said:

Dime said:

Did my second stand up open mic thingy tonight. Was pretty satisfied with it. Definitely still needs some fine tuning in spots and I slightly fucked up (life insurance instead of car insurance at one point) but trucked through it. Was easier to go into other jokes because I made everything connect and got more consistent laughs. Need to get my damn nerves under control which seems really difficult without at least five beers. I went on number 12 though and the crowd didn't even give up a chuckle to the first 6 so that get me really nervous lol but overall, I was happy with the end result. Post the video sometime this week. Also, DJ liked my Megadeth shirt so I got Hangar 18 as my into tune haha 

Lets see it boi

 Second stand up set https://youtu.be/rx8PuPJnwL4

I dug it man. Waaaay less nervous sounding this time. You've got good delivery too 

Dime

Thanks man! That was one thing I was happy with was I was able to be more fluid and less stuttery. Still nervous but I had a blast. Can't wait to keep at it. 

Stoned_Catz

awesome dime...  hope u go far....

Stoned_Catz

do jokes about fhagz itd be killa

Stoned_Catz

if anyone was famous from mu it was dimes standup

OPP

had a kandypen rep come in today and i told him when i bought one of their pens in 2015 it sucked. dude gave me a free voucher for any kandypen on their website )))) \m/

Xeno

Called out of work so I can smoke and play vidya till AILD saturday night

Dime

Stoned_Catz said:

awesome dime...  hope u go far....

 Thanks dude. I'll buy all the hookers you want if I make it. 

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Enjoy.

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Stoned_Catz

Dime said:

Stoned_Catz said:

awesome dime...  hope u go far....

 Thanks dude. I'll buy all the hookers you want if I make it. 

lol... i look like a grandpa now

Stoned_Catz

hey dime you need to do an album or cd of your shit... pass out cd to peoples

Stoned_Catz

hey dime make up some jokes about your parents settin you up with bitchz to marry thatll kill

Dime

I got something similar to that working for a next set actually lol 

mrAPE

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

What you gonna do with all this show swag you keep getting Ape? Any plans for a man cave display or anything? I never had a specific spot to keep most of mine and have slowly lost or given away most of it over the years lol.

mrAPE

Right now I just store everything in my office at work. Once we move into a bigger house I’ll probably store everything in a man cave 

FLAT

The wizard was amazing and I actually remember it. So fucking heavy. So many riffs had goosebumps a few times lol. Also just wanted to give a huge Fucking shoutout to that nigga devin..

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

Is that the shirt you offered to buy off that dude at NI?

FLAT

Yes sir. 

MetalCoresades

That girl Ive been seeing went