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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    :!!!!
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,870 spicy boy

    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,355 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Getting off early as fuck cuz work is super slow this time of year
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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Did my second stand up open mic thingy tonight. Was pretty satisfied with it. Definitely still needs some fine tuning in spots and I slightly fucked up (life insurance instead of car insurance at one point) but trucked through it. Was easier to go into other jokes because I made everything connect and got more consistent laughs. Need to get my damn nerves under control which seems really difficult without at least five beers. I went on number 12 though and the crowd didn't even give up a chuckle to the first 6 so that get me really nervous lol but overall, I was happy with the end result. Post the video sometime this week. Also, DJ liked my Megadeth shirt so I got Hangar 18 as my into tune haha 
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  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,738 mod
    edited March 2019
    I got a random ass Madison pick. It has Bucky Badger flipping the bird. I love it lol.
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  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Dime said:
    Did my second stand up open mic thingy tonight. Was pretty satisfied with it. Definitely still needs some fine tuning in spots and I slightly fucked up (life insurance instead of car insurance at one point) but trucked through it. Was easier to go into other jokes because I made everything connect and got more consistent laughs. Need to get my damn nerves under control which seems really difficult without at least five beers. I went on number 12 though and the crowd didn't even give up a chuckle to the first 6 so that get me really nervous lol but overall, I was happy with the end result. Post the video sometime this week. Also, DJ liked my Megadeth shirt so I got Hangar 18 as my into tune haha 
    Lets see it boi
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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Should be up Sunday 
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Rex_Capone420 said:
    BLACKPANTHER said:
    D-E-C-E-A-S-E-D 

    i guess everyone types like MC when they're gone. At least he didn't post to MU
    I lost my phone at NI and then found it charging in the car after searching a field for an hour of this has any reference 
    Must be where he forgot the poster.
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Only your second set, and you're already funnier than Amy Schumer. Keep it up.
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  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,355 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Who isn't funnier than Amy Schumer?
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

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  • Number1RamsFanNumber1RamsFan Posts: 9,355 destroyer of motherfuckers
    That's a pretty insulting joke then
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Your face is an insulting joke
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  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    Unpopular opinion but I don't think Schumer is all that bad. I mean, I don't really care for her that much but there's way worse than her out there. She just relies on "edgy" gross humor about herself too much.
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Her stuff isn't "edgy" at all, its just not funny. 
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited March 2019
    Dime said:
    FIREJOHNELWAY said:
    Dime said:
    Did my second stand up open mic thingy tonight. Was pretty satisfied with it. Definitely still needs some fine tuning in spots and I slightly fucked up (life insurance instead of car insurance at one point) but trucked through it. Was easier to go into other jokes because I made everything connect and got more consistent laughs. Need to get my damn nerves under control which seems really difficult without at least five beers. I went on number 12 though and the crowd didn't even give up a chuckle to the first 6 so that get me really nervous lol but overall, I was happy with the end result. Post the video sometime this week. Also, DJ liked my Megadeth shirt so I got Hangar 18 as my into tune haha 
    Lets see it boi
     Second stand up set https://youtu.be/rx8PuPJnwL4
    That was pretty good. Agree with you needing to get your nerves under control but that comes with practice. Keep at this, I think you could be very good. I really like comedy too and I think in time you could make a career out of this. 

    Alrhough this 10 year old might be better with jokes like this : 

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  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
     That picture =)) Thanks dude! 
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