YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

MetalCoresades

JamesBong said:

friend put a link up on facebook that said "a list of names you should delete from facebook."

i clicked on it and it showed all my friends that have like nickleback ) ) ) )

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Rex_Capone420

iv never seen it 0. 

WakeOfAshes

EpisodeElevator said:

Holy fucking shit this is the funniest shit I seen in a minute. Yall gotta watch this. All the way thru. ) )

Nah... pass. I don't need to watch this to know it's unfunny. You posting it was enough. 

Rex_Capone420

:-?

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Wake irate )

NolaFree810

Erik's a faggot but
eriks funny videos > wakes funny videos

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Wake you have dad humor now, its cool. Shit happens when you get old.

WakeOfAshes

I didnt even watch it. I stopped clicking on erik's content a long time ago....

WakeOfAshes

and im not irate. I click on others videos... just not eriks. Nor his songs.

Gnomez

I have been off work for three weeks on holiday
yesterday I walk into work and as I get in the door this chick says to me...
"wanna see my melons!?"
and she showed me these cute little watermelons that she has painted on her fingernails

WakeOfAshes

I would have said "They look soo good I want to rub my face in them"

Gnomez

I think I tread a pretty fine line at work for being a rude bastard

WakeOfAshes

When she says "wanna see my melons" there is nothing innocent about that comment.  Playing along with the sexual innuendo is appropriate.

OPP

or just claim that she sexually harassed you by asking that and collect millions.

Gnomez

Hmmmmm the millions is tempting but.... ....she does have huge titties

OPP

you can buy huge titties with even a thousand.

WakeOfAshes

Gnomez said:

Hmmmmm the millions is tempting but.... ....she does have huge titties

fuck the lawsuit... too much work. Try and get the moterboating setup. A comment like that means she wants it. :>

Gnomez

I'm getting mixed messages from her though and I don't know what she wants....
I'm thinking of taking the MC/FF approach (hereinafter referred to as the McFuck approach) and avoiding her flirting 
I'm thinkin of showing her the tattoo I have on my foot and saying "wanna see my cock"

Rex_Capone420

the mcfuck approach ) ) ) )

MetalCoresades

McFuck approach )

I don't avoid shit though :-? Just dont know what to do about it.