YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY FLOATS MY BOAT

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....................mom?

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Nah them.

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My Mom's asleep lol.

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3some :-?

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Annnnd now they're coming to my crib again. :-|

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inb4youdontchill

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Drunk as fuck we getting another bottle. Already went through a 5th of grey goose

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gave this dude that i used to work with an extra .5 and he gave me a free footlong \m/

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pitORdie said:

gave this dude that i used to work with an extra .5 and he gave me a free footlong \m/

So....you bought a footlong.

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ummm no i got a free footlong..

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you gave him 5, or do you mean 5 cents? I didn't see the . there.

Whatever.

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.5 in weed dumbass

SATAN

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five fucking cent footlongs

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suck one.

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clicked post instead of insert first.zero.

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a busted doorbell?

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pitORdie said:

.5 in weed dumbass

I don't smoke haha

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cup said:

a busted doorbell?

i put my gum over a video camera

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TheNobleFaceHumper said:

pitORdie said:

.5 in weed dumbass

I don't smoke haha

kill yourself