Girls don't give care about guitars anymore cuz they don't care about music. It's only when your successful and can get them something with your fame is when they will start to care
Dude our band is not big at all, we play small venues and a few times a year get lucky enough to open for someone cool. Bitches be hollering more frequent especially when my wife's with me, they act flirtatious as hell, I'm like wut? Get outta here hoes. I got friends that are girls and respectable, but don't get it twisted, there are straight whores that will suck our dicks for the sole purpose of us bein in a band. Our new singer is proof of that. He had trouble getting BJ's from town sluts, since he joined the band, bitches are hanging all over his trifflin ass. I don't get it, I noticed it from when I joined the band too, but I'm married so I'm just like I'm married hop off drunk slut, but show me your tits pls. Only worked once...
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
That and the fact that my gum had the tendency to melt in my mouth and get all over the place.