MAKE HER STAND ON HER HEAD RUB A LITTLE BIT OF POOP ONTO HER FACE AND THEN WRAP IT IN TIN FOIL. PUT ONE FOOT ON HER EAR AND ONE ON HER HAND. START EATING A FRIED TWINKIE AND SINGING "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS". THEN CORN HOLE HER WHILE YOU SHIT ONTO HER TIN FOIL WRAPPED FACE. FINALLY PULL OUT REST YOUR BALLS ON THE SHIT AND BUST A LOAD ONTO HER CHEST AND DONT LET HER UP TILL EVERY THING HAS BEEN EATIN INCLUDING TIN FOIL.
Blow your load in her eye, resulting in her not being able to see out of one eye, then kick her leg, which makes her hop on one leg, angrily chasing you around the room.
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You light her hair on fire, jack off and put out the flames with your load.
Then you run around the room flapping your arms like wings, yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME, BITCH!"
PUT ONE FOOT ON HER EAR AND ONE ON HER HAND. START EATING A FRIED TWINKIE AND SINGING "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS".
THEN CORN HOLE HER WHILE YOU SHIT ONTO HER TIN FOIL WRAPPED FACE.
FINALLY PULL OUT REST YOUR BALLS ON THE SHIT AND BUST A LOAD ONTO HER CHEST AND DONT LET HER UP TILL EVERY THING HAS BEEN EATIN INCLUDING TIN FOIL.
THEN EAT THAT PUSSY
>:D
Getting blown while taking a shit.
Blow your load in her eye, resulting in her not being able to see out of one eye, then kick her leg, which makes her hop on one leg, angrily chasing you around the room.
Mount her doggie-style. Grab her hair with one hand, punch her in the ribs and call her a cunt. See if you can stay on for 8 seconds.
The element of surprise is a must, otherwise it's just weird sex. You can't warn them in advance. LOL
NICE MOVE
While fucking her from behind, you pull out and jizz in your hand, and when she turns around, smack her in the face with it.