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The Mayhem Forums Roast of William Kriss, hosted by Edward "Black" Cullen.

NOCAP

NOCAP Posts: 37,305 mod

August 2010 edited August 2010 in Off Topic

Hello everyone, I welcome you all to a very special edition of Roast (Mayhem Edition). Only the Mayhem Forums would host something like this for a Juggalo Justin Bieber look alike. Let's get to roasting this clown and hopefully have others in the future.
Will only a Juggalo looking ICP listening faggot would pour shitty energy drinks on themselves.

Roasters
Mike
Brian
Bianca
Jaycup (If he doesn't act like a bitch)
Chewy
Alex
Dirtball

Post edited by NOCAP on August 2010

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

August 2010

Add me. lol

I love winning with women
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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

August 2010

omg......

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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,736 mod

August 2010

lol

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NOCAP Posts: 37,305 mod

August 2010

You have been added Alex

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

August 2010

OUR ROSTEE HAS ARRIVED!

I love winning with women
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Santana Posts: 16,743 juggalo

August 2010

First thing I thought when I saw the thread title: Oh no…

I lol'd at this "Jaycup (If he doesn't act like a bitch)"

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

August 2010 edited August 2010

Will Kriss walks into a bar...

...makes out with three men and leaves.

I love winning with women
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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,736 mod

August 2010

"Mike, get me a lemonade and a cola! THE COLA!"

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NOCAP Posts: 37,305 mod

August 2010 edited August 2010

Will what fucking kid who's about to be a grown ass man, has braces?

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Brian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2010

Will is so white trash the juggalos disowned him. Luckily for Will he has hookah to ease the pain.

TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

August 2010

Will what fucking kid who's about to be a grown ass man, has braces?
jay does.

*shuts up and lets roast continue*

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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

August 2010

Can I run across the stage, make an abortion joke, say a couple words and then run back?

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Its_Meh_Chew Posts: 7,380 just the tip

August 2010

William Kriss is what justin beiber would look like if all 3 of the jonas brothers came up to him and jacked off all onto him and into his hair

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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

August 2010 edited August 2010

...

I think the day they add "tone of voice" to text is the day that would sound really funny and not perverted

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NOCAP Posts: 37,305 mod

August 2010

Only WIll would bring his "mommy" to a metal concert.

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ComptonAssBerto Posts: 3,899 just the tip

August 2010

lololol

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

August 2010

Id tear Will's mom up in a heartbeat. Leave her looking like Tila Tequila in a crowd full of juggalos.

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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

August 2010 edited August 2010

It'd be cool if my mom was into "metal"

SEE WHAT I DID THAR?!?!?!?! Even though I liked Mayhem lol

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Brian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2010

There are very few jokes in this thread. Not because of a lack of creativity, but because of the fact that no one really gives a shit about Will.

TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
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Brian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers

August 2010

Will's facial expressions are as limited as Erik's vocabulary.

TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
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