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  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies
    Quitting nicotine cold turkey

    Time to get morbidly obese again
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy
    Yeah. Its pretty gay. Buffalo was boring. Reminded me of russia. 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy
    Pittsburgh also pretty gay 
  • MarcTheFallenMarcTheFallen Posts: 26,666 master of ceremonies
    Yeah. Its pretty gay. Buffalo was boring. Reminded me of russia. 
    Should have found Monica and told her the BIlls are trash. 

    Pittsburgh also pretty gay 
    and told Leah the Steelers are extra trash 
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Second shift guy always being a pain in the ass, doesn’t know how to operate worth a shit, moving shit where it doesn’t go everyday, leaving his responsibilities for me to do everyday while talking shit everyday about how he’s the only one who does shit around here. We started fucking with him back. (Me and first shift guy) Little petty shit that makes him sound crazy when he bitches about it. Over tightening the screws in his equipment stand after mis-aligning each section so it all has to be readjusted every day, but he has to go get tools to do it. Little petty shit. Tangle up the cord wires on the probes he moves every day. More. So much more. 

    Well he finally broke and complained to the bosses. But I actually didn’t do anything wrong and he kept doing shit that could get him fired (at one point he glued a bottle holder to the desk and ran a bunch of screws through it cuz we kept moving it lol) Bosses came in but they don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground. (My supervisor and environmental manager both quit) so I just yelled at them for an hour. One of them just called as I was typing this as a follow up and he just got it for another hour, told him he sucks as a manager lmao)
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    His operational fuck up today probably cost the plant 50k in sewer charges for the day. 10k yesterday. None of the new bosses can put 2 and 2 together to figure that out. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies
    His operational fuck up today probably cost the plant 50k in sewer charges for the day. 10k yesterday. None of the new bosses can put 2 and 2 together to figure that out. 
    Damn, and I thought I fucked P&S over some money with my DEF snafu
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Monday morning
    Pump gasket goes bad 
    literally just a flat piece of rubber 
    Not molded rubber or cut to fit the pumps, we “cut” it out ourselves
    lay it flat over the pump and bang it with a hammer. Pump edges and bolt holes will cut the rubber. 
    Has to be overnighted 
    Pumps leak for two days
    running at half capacity 
    sewer charges of $50k a day (usually under $10k a day)
    $100k so far for a missing piece of rubber 
    Wednesday morning the mechanic comes over to fix it 
    has to wait 30 minutes for pipes to drain so he doesn’t take a sewer shower 
    fuck it I’ll do it Monday 
    Wed Thurs Friday go by, leak keeps getting worse 
    5 days at $50k a day 
    We also work this Saturday. 
    $300,000 this week. 
    Not one word said about it. 



    Pass the god damn butter.
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies
    Oi jobe how do I go about becoming a poopmaster like yourself
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy
    GF went to take her first bath in the house last night, and apparently the overfill gasket was worn out af because it just poured into the wall and into our food panty. 

    Luckily i found it like right as it started happening so damage was minimal. Just replaced the oring or whatever its called. Hopefully that does the trick. 

    Learning all sorts of new stuff owning a house lmao
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    Xeno said:
    Oi jobe how do I go about becoming a poopmaster like yourself

    Degree or on the job training to get certified for your state. All jokes aside it’s really not a bad gig (results may vary from plant to plant) Most city plants have good pay and benefits. Industrial sites are more along the lines of food plants or paper mills. Also metal plating places, but those are usually lower pay and sketchy af.  Most of the places have a fairly laid back pace with an easy workload. Push a few buttons, monitor the process, run a few lab tests, maybe change out a chemical tote or two and call it a day. Smaller places will have you doing more random shit, like cutting grass or blowing snow, touch up painting etc. Also, it’s usually gray water being treated. As far as actual contact with human shit, it’s probably less than a fast food employee has to deal with. The collection side of things pretty automatic these days. 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • ThatGuyArloThatGuyArlo Posts: 1,430 jayfacer
    Can anyone confirm if Lance's (ape) new FB page is legit? Seemed like a bot.
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    I can confirm as I am him, I got zucced. Needed to be able to do some things so I created a new one. Each time you get hit by their algorithm punishment is longer so I’m also planning ahead 
    You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
  • EpisodeMnHEpisodeMnH Posts: 4,746 jayfacer
    Can confirm, on my 3rd Facebook.
  • ThatGuyArloThatGuyArlo Posts: 1,430 jayfacer
    mrAPE said:
    I can confirm as I am him, I got zucced. Needed to be able to do some things so I created a new one. Each time you get hit by their algorithm punishment is longer so I’m also planning ahead 
    Lmao. Nice one. 

    I've already been notified of 2 pics of mine from years ago getting deleted, so I'm just counting down till I get hit with a ban. 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy
    Me and todd went to a hooters and the thirst from the locals is wild. 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy


    Were also doing jameson shots again @jake
  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,041 master of ceremonies
    Jameson is my favorite semi-cheap whiskey but damn do they suck as shots. Then again shots just suck to me. Get a strong Jameson ginger like us gals 
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