They do a lot of inappropriate shit for kids on that show. Theres one episode where essentially they get black out drunk from staying up too late. Its not really a kids show. Theres a lot of adult stuff in it.
meanwhile I watched Ren and Stimpy, Beavis and Butthead, Rocko, Daria, etc when i was a kid. Those make SpongeBob look like church Sunday
Well B&B and Daria were adult/teen cartoons anyways.
Ren And Stimpy especially should have been marketed as an adult cartoon like Family Guy, Rick And Morty, etc. It wasn’t QUITE as vulgar, but still that shit was FAR from a children’s show lmfao.
My old manager called me yesterday and asked if I could go to another store to help cut because they lost everything because the power went out. My only stipulation was him being there. He text me this morning and said he wasn’t gonna make it lmaooooooo. It was my day off today too.
So I'm trying to buy a house towards the end of the year but most of my money is in cash. How should I go about depositing it into my bank account? I know depositing 10k or more will get reported to the IRS so I'm trying to avoid doing that. Im looking to get a house that's about 250k and I just put in 7k today, so I still got another 18k to deposit for a 10% down payment. How long should I wait to put in another 7-8k? Will I get flagged for doing it like that? Would it be safer to just deposit 2k every week? Where I'm living now isn't exactly ideal but its month to month so I can leave as soon as I buy my own place so the sooner the better.
So I'm trying to buy a house towards the end of the year but most of my money is in cash. How should I go about depositing it into my bank account? I know depositing 10k or more will get reported to the IRS so I'm trying to avoid doing that. Im looking to get a house that's about 250k and I just put in 7k today, so I still got another 18k to deposit for a 10% down payment. How long should I wait to put in another 7-8k? Will I get flagged for doing it like that? Would it be safer to just deposit 2k every week? Where I'm living now isn't exactly ideal but its month to month so I can leave as soon as I buy my own place so the sooner the better.
What you are talking about are two separate issues. The flag over $10,000 is called a currency transaction report and while it does get reported to the IRS, studies have shown that the IRS basically wipes their ass with those reports. The only time they use them is if they or the FBI or another agency is already monitoring your accounts. Drug trafficking, money laundering, etc. There is another report called a suspicious activity report that can give you problems. If a bank teller or manager notices you depositing 8,000 every Tuesday or even thinks you're trying to avoid the $10,000 threshold they can file this report. It probably won't get you in trouble with the IRS but the bank can close your account out and mail you a check if they feel like you're being shady.
As far as the down payment for your house, do you claim that income on your tax returns? If you don't you are going to run into two problems: when they go to determine your income they are going to go off of how much you claimed you made on your taxed the past 2 years. Also if you haven't claimed the money on your taxes properly that cash down payment is essentially worthless. They literally will not accept it. In their eyes, you pulled $18,000 out of your ass which is an huge red flag. They will want to know exactly where that money came from and even ask for records proving how long it has been in your bank account.
Yeah most of it was earned last year while I was on a 1099 which I paid off a couple weeks ago. My old boss used to pay me cash and I never really got around to putting it in the bank which I know now was probably a mistake. I try to keep everything off the books which doesn't really help with getting a loan for a house or truck or anything like that. I'm expecting to run into some problems when applying for a loan but my parents have agreed to co-sign for me so that'll definitely help since their credit is in the 800's and they own their house outright as well as 2 rental properties.
The fact that you claimed it is great though. Not putting it in the bank was a mistake yeah but as long as the math makes sense it shouldn't be too much of a roadblock
My son has been hacking Forrnite. He figured out how to get free v-bucks and posted a video on YouTube showing how. We got a bunch of letters about it and he got banned from Fortnite and YouTube, among other stuff. So I had to take away his PlayStation. I haven’t played video games in years, but I used to play Madden constantly. I dropped by the mall Wednesday to exchange some shoes and fucked around and bought the new Madden. Now Ive been awake 40 of the last 48 hours, 6 seasons in on a franchise😵
He figured out how to create codes used in gift packages for free v-bucks from a discontinued line of fortnite ps4 bundles. I guess since some of the bundles are still being sold aftermarket they didn’t cancel the coupons. The first 4 digits were like a bank routing number, so he was using a keygen to make up the other characters and would enter them until one would validate. He didn’t figure it out himself. Somebody showed it all to him and his friend. He might have been able to get away with it for at least a little longer if he didn’t plaster it on YouTube. He’s just turned 11, so he doesn’t really think things through. It blew his mind when I told him he could get locked up over it.
So I'm trying to buy a house towards the end of the year but most of my money is in cash. How should I go about depositing it into my bank account? I know depositing 10k or more will get reported to the IRS so I'm trying to avoid doing that. Im looking to get a house that's about 250k and I just put in 7k today, so I still got another 18k to deposit for a 10% down payment. How long should I wait to put in another 7-8k? Will I get flagged for doing it like that? Would it be safer to just deposit 2k every week? Where I'm living now isn't exactly ideal but its month to month so I can leave as soon as I buy my own place so the sooner the better.
What you are talking about are two separate issues. The flag over $10,000 is called a currency transaction report and while it does get reported to the IRS, studies have shown that the IRS basically wipes their ass with those reports. The only time they use them is if they or the FBI or another agency is already monitoring your accounts. Drug trafficking, money laundering, etc. There is another report called a suspicious activity report that can give you problems. If a bank teller or manager notices you depositing 8,000 every Tuesday or even thinks you're trying to avoid the $10,000 threshold they can file this report. It probably won't get you in trouble with the IRS but the bank can close your account out and mail you a check if they feel like you're being shady.
As far as the down payment for your house, do you claim that income on your tax returns? If you don't you are going to run into two problems: when they go to determine your income they are going to go off of how much you claimed you made on your taxed the past 2 years. Also if you haven't claimed the money on your taxes properly that cash down payment is essentially worthless. They literally will not accept it. In their eyes, you pulled $18,000 out of your ass which is an huge red flag. They will want to know exactly where that money came from and even ask for records proving how long it has been in your bank account.
Just to add to this - you probably want to deposit the money in a big chunk so you don’t get caught structuring deposits which is illegal.
Also go open a new bank account and do it. Chase for example will offer 600$ if you open a checking and savings with that money and keep it there for 3 months.
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We had fuckin shows like Kablam with the naked man, and Butt Ugly Martians too
>brain my damage
Looks like ya did, bud.
SpongeBob is definite top tier
Where do you live again??
As far as the down payment for your house, do you claim that income on your tax returns? If you don't you are going to run into two problems: when they go to determine your income they are going to go off of how much you claimed you made on your taxed the past 2 years. Also if you haven't claimed the money on your taxes properly that cash down payment is essentially worthless. They literally will not accept it. In their eyes, you pulled $18,000 out of your ass which is an huge red flag. They will want to know exactly where that money came from and even ask for records proving how long it has been in your bank account.