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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    but usally jayfhag adds like 25-50 trolls at once cuz he has a mad at me


    [-(

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    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,615 moneytalker
    >my boss Larry wants to see me in the morning
    >he's the one I tore a new one in the Cafeteria
    >no more Saturday's for what your paying me 
    >he goes out of his way to avoid me 
    >he's actually came into the plant, seen me, turned around and walked out. Several times.
    >been stringing us along about a raise ever since 
    >takes fucking forever
    >not just the little yearly percentage bump
    >putting in a tiered system based on education and certifications etc 
    >I will have it almost maxed out when it takes effect 
    >tomorrow am, probably 
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Find another job man. Don’t put up with that bullshit. Start looking 

    last July the director of engineering came into my office....
    > we had changes in bonus system 
    > blah blah blah 
    > not personal but business decision 
    > we really value you
    > but we are taking away your bonus from your compensation 

    i looked him him in the eye and said 
    > If you believe I am compensated fairly without that bonus then you have made a great business decision 
    > your business decision will cause me to make the business decision to see what else is out there
    > if I put in my 2 weeks it won’t be personal but a business decision 

    he responded “if that happens hopefully you will let us counter”

    1 month later I walk in his office 
    > I’m here to put in my 2 weeks notice
    > can we match the offer you received 
    > absolutely. Here is my offer letter
    > “fuck. Can’t touch that”
    > bye Felicia 

    best business decision I ever made 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Pretty sure the only way I can get paid more in my area is if I quit smoking weed and go work for the papermill.  
    Nah man what you need to be doing is figuring out how you do what you do as your own private business. Unless I’ve misunderstood what you do, it sounds like there is a shortage of people doing your thing there and you already have the contacts. Save up a little, buy what you need to, and work for yourself 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I will never forget that high level director saying “fuck. We can’t touch that”. It just felt so good. 

    > pay 60,000 to move me to NY
    > pay 60,000 to get me a Masters degree in EE
    > system architect for all their cutting edge systems 
    > cause me to look for new work over a 1000 bonus 

    lol. Idiots 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I all ears if ya know of someone who needs some sketches or ideas put into the computer.
    Don’t you have a lot of contacts in the area that go to your company and hire them (you) to do that for them? 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I can appreciate not wanting to steal business from someone who has done you right. Just know that you are making him a lot of money and when your times comes to do it on your own then that’s when you will be making a lot more 
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    That’s how it always is in every business. You either work for someone and make them rich, or you work for yourself and take on the risk of gaps in work. 
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,615 moneytalker
    Got another raise (yay!), but only to training level 1. (Boo!) Once that change gets put into the system, they have to then submit the paperwork for the level adjustments and wait for those to get signed off on. The corporate bureaucracy is real.

    Should be a 30% increase by the time it's all said and done, with the roadmap in place on how to go up even more.

    Not bad.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,753 spicy boy
    I hate the smell of wet concrete. 
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Maybe you shouldn't stick your nose in it. 
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,615 moneytalker
    30% increase would take me right out of the poor house!

    You just end up with a slightly bigger poor house lol. This deal took so long to push through that now I will need to make car payments again.


    Pass the god damn butter.
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    Got another raise (yay!), but only to training level 1. (Boo!) Once that change gets put into the system, they have to then submit the paperwork for the level adjustments and wait for those to get signed off on. The corporate bureaucracy is real.

    Should be a 30% increase by the time it's all said and done, with the roadmap in place on how to go up even more.

    Not bad.





    Nice
    Well done !!!

    (You agreed to work Saturdays didnt you?)
  • GnomezGnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies
    edited September 2018
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    What the fuck 


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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,907 spicy boy
    Bowsette dude. Its the biggest weeb trend right now. Get with it.  
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Kill it.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,907 spicy boy
    Pandoras box was opened. Its all over  
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Same


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