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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

April 2018

also the home button missing is a pain on a computer. fuck you tim.

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WakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2018

I thought I read in another post somewhere you had a gf?

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

April 2018

Rex_Capone420 said:

I have a date tonight and i stayed up late AF playing an RC car soccer video game. (rocket league) Wtf was i thinking i am tired AF lmao.

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

April 2018

WakeOfAshes said:

I thought I read in another post somewhere you had a gf?

Nah. We are just dating at the moment. Still getting to know each other.

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

April 2018

I would take if i had some right now.

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

April 2018

Im probably gonna wait a little bit before letting her know my drug interests.

Iv heard you tak to your wife though. Maybe i should take your advice.

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WakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers

April 2018

Rex_Capone420 said:

WakeOfAshes said:

I thought I read in another post somewhere you had a gf?

Nah. We are just dating at the moment. Still getting to know each other.

Good luck. Getitin

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

April 2018

I was just making a joke about the kill ypurself comment.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

April 2018

The_Synthabaga said:

Rex_Capone420 said:

I have a date tonight and i stayed up late AF playing an RC car soccer video game. (rocket league) Wtf was i thinking i am tired AF lmao.

Inb4MC

Tell her you cant go, and play more vidya

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

April 2018

UPfreebird said:

Most definitely not my smartest move.

Best advice

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

April 2018

There are over 200 women in yoga pants at my work right now

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

April 2018

MetalSynthades said:

There are over 200 women in yoga pants at my work right now

did u get mad at your penis for gettin chubbed

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

April 2018

Jokes on you, didnt chub

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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

April 2018

You're a goddamn liar.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

April 2018 edited April 2018

Ive actually never really cared about yoga pants cuz im not really into ass. There was a hot master milf today though.

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

April 2018

500 yoga pants and no chub is impossible.

sorry dude just is. Stop being embarrassed. Your dick moved.

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,039 spicy boy

April 2018

Nah. Didnt do it for me.

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

April 2018

That many chicks and not one of them was an underage Asian sheila? Come on man....not even a little stiffy?

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

April 2018

MetalSynthades said:

Ive actually never really cared about yoga pants cuz im not really into ass. There was a hot master milf today though.

doesnt like tits n ass wtf?

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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That_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies

April 2018

Took my dog to the dog park today and came across a used condom next to a bench in the park. I don't know how to feel about this...

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