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LiveFreeDie Posts: 8,055 destroyer of motherfuckers

March 2018

Got baked just now and have been watching old classic cartoons for about 20 minutes...

Bugs Bunny was a dick.

Death is not the worst of evils. You can't be down, when you're always high.
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... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies

March 2018

Is there anyone else on here that evr was/is into the sort of OG 90's metalcore wave bands like Disembodied, Matryr AD, Integrity etc?

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

March 2018

Don't lie dude u aint fixing machines u on a homosexual excursions

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,038 spicy boy

March 2018

Just because youre gay and in the closet doesnt mean everyone else is, Catz

Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

March 2018

MetalSynthades said:

Just because youre gay and in the closet doesnt mean everyone else is, Catz

u aint neva touched a pussae that makes u ghay by defaults

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,038 spicy boy

March 2018

The only one who cares is you

Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

March 2018

MetalSynthades said:

The only one who cares is you

God cares he hates fhagz so like ure gonna burn in hell

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

March 2018

It matters dude pussae matters

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

March 2018

Locked Up Abroad

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,038 spicy boy

March 2018

Stoned_Catz said:

It matters dude pussae matters

It really doesnt )

Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

March 2018 edited March 2018

UPfreebird said:

Aye. That's why I have yet to smuggle truffles.
However my very first time thru Amsterdam,... I flew back with (3) Space Cakes in my laptop bag. I just took them out of the box.

I had Space Cake at the Milky Way cafe in Amsterdam about 30 years ago
(I think the cafe name was correctly spelt Milke Weg or something)
It fucked me up big time

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

March 2018

urah old as fukk daymne 30 years ago MC wasnt even a sperm yet

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Gnomez Posts: 17,552 master of ceremonies

March 2018

Half the fags here werent even a twinkle in their daddies eye back then

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

March 2018

I was 15

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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FLAT Posts: 60,846 spicy boy

March 2018

Is tool playing a show?

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

March 2018

Cool story bruh

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Jobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker

March 2018

Any hot tales from the insurance industry to share?

Pass the god damn butter.
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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

March 2018

Some chick yelled at me and called me an idiot on friday. She then asked to talk to my boss to complain to him about me. My boss told her to find a new agent )

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

March 2018

We then closed the office early and got drunk )

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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy

March 2018

Its a shame meat wars was canceled after season 2

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