Roommate can suck my dick. Gets pissed because there's hardened food on a pan I used. Need to get your fucking priorities straight employee of a fucking jail.
Got my dick sucked by a random bar slut tonight. She was older but pretty. And she neglected to tell me she was a grandmother of 6 til after she swallowed my unborn and I quote "If my husband wouldn't be mad I'd take you home." Fuck I feel like a goddamn pig. I don't condone cheating. Fuck.
Got my dick sucked by a random bar slut tonight. She was older but pretty. And she neglected to tell me she was a grandmother of 6 til after she swallowed my unborn and I quote "If my husband wouldn't be mad I'd take you home." Fuck I feel like a goddamn pig. I don't condone cheating. Fuck.
"She was older" Fuck man if she has 6 grandkids she must be like 50 And what are you....20? You dirty fucking whore
Got my dick sucked by a random bar slut tonight. She was older but pretty. And she neglected to tell me she was a grandmother of 6 til after she swallowed my unborn and I quote "If my husband wouldn't be mad I'd take you home." Fuck I feel like a goddamn pig. I don't condone cheating. Fuck.
Grammy nominations for nexy year announced. Here are the ones i figure most will at least kind of care about Best Alternative Music Album
Everything Now – Arcade Fire Humanz – Gorillaz American Dream – LCD Soundsystem Pure Comedy – Father John Misty Sleep Well Beast – The National
Best Rock Album Emperor of Sand — Mastodon Hardwired…to Self-Destruct — Metallica The Stories We Tell Ourselves — Nothing More Villains — Queens of the Stone Age A Deeper Understanding — The War on Drugs
Best Rock Performance You Want It Darker — Leonard Cohen The Promise — Chris Cornell Run — Foo Fighters No Good — Kaleo Go to War — Nothing More
Best Rock Song Atlas, Rise! – Metallica Blood In The Cut – K.Flay Go To War – Nothing More Run – Foo Fighters The Stage – Avenged Sevenfold
Best Rap Album 4:44 — Jay-Z DAMN. — Kendrick Lamar Culture — Migos Laila’s Wisdom — Rapsody Flower Boy — Tyler, the Creator
Best Rap Song Bodak Yellow — Cardi B Chase Me — Danger Mouse featuring Run the Jewels & Big Boi Humble. — Kendrick Lamar Sassy — Rapsody The Story of O.J. — Jay-Z
Best Rap Performance Bounce Back – Big Sean Bodak Yellow – Cardi B 4:44 – Jay-Z HUMBLE. – Kendrick Lamar Bad and Boujee – Migos featuring Lil Uzi Vert
Best Rap/Sung Performance PRBLMS – 6LACk Goldlink Featuring Brent Faiyaz & Shy Glizzy – Crew Jay-Z featuring Beyonce – Family Feud Kendrick Lamar featuring Rihanna – LOYALTY. SZA featuring Travis Scott – Love Galore
Best Metal Performance Invisible Enemy — August Burns Red Black Hoodie — Body Count Forever — Code Orange Sultan’s Curse — Mastodon Clockworks — Meshuggah
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If you're going to get pissed at me for that then just throw the dish away fuck you
"She was older"
Fuck man if she has 6 grandkids she must be like 50
And what are you....20?
You dirty fucking whore
Poor little fella
Wonder if she put her teeth back in before she gobbled him
Best Alternative Music Album
Everything Now – Arcade Fire
Humanz – Gorillaz
American Dream – LCD Soundsystem
Pure Comedy – Father John Misty
Sleep Well Beast – The National
Best Rock Album
Emperor of Sand — Mastodon
Hardwired…to Self-Destruct — Metallica
The Stories We Tell Ourselves — Nothing More
Villains — Queens of the Stone Age
A Deeper Understanding — The War on Drugs
Best Rock Performance
You Want It Darker — Leonard Cohen
The Promise — Chris Cornell
Run — Foo Fighters
No Good — Kaleo
Go to War — Nothing More
Best Rock Song
Atlas, Rise! – Metallica
Blood In The Cut – K.Flay
Go To War – Nothing More
Run – Foo Fighters
The Stage – Avenged Sevenfold
Best Rap Album
4:44 — Jay-Z
DAMN. — Kendrick Lamar
Culture — Migos
Laila’s Wisdom — Rapsody
Flower Boy — Tyler, the Creator
Best Rap Song
Bodak Yellow — Cardi B
Chase Me — Danger Mouse featuring Run the Jewels & Big Boi
Humble. — Kendrick Lamar
Sassy — Rapsody
The Story of O.J. — Jay-Z
Best Rap Performance
Bounce Back – Big Sean
Bodak Yellow – Cardi B
4:44 – Jay-Z
HUMBLE. – Kendrick Lamar
Bad and Boujee – Migos featuring Lil Uzi Vert
Best Rap/Sung Performance
PRBLMS – 6LACk
Goldlink Featuring Brent Faiyaz & Shy Glizzy – Crew
Jay-Z featuring Beyonce – Family Feud
Kendrick Lamar featuring Rihanna – LOYALTY.
SZA featuring Travis Scott – Love Galore
Best Metal Performance
Invisible Enemy — August Burns Red
Black Hoodie — Body Count
Forever — Code Orange
Sultan’s Curse — Mastodon
Clockworks — Meshuggah