The one where I think you guys were driving then you got out of the car and he stole your jaw and you didn't swing back and he kept going ham on your face.
So long story short, bout 3 whole years ago at this point, I smashed this bitch and shit went bad and ended wit me tellin her to kill herself and her goin on Facebook posting about how much of a monster I was.
Fast forward to last night. I'm in B-Dubs close to closing, drunk af wit my boy and she's in there crying to the employees. Guess some shit went down in the parking lot and some dude swung on her or something. Don't blame buddy tbh. Bravo.
So anyways this is the first time I seen her since and I pretty much walk in on the peak of the action. Looks over at me while giving the employees her sob story, then I hear "....plus someone who told me to kill myself is here right now." And points directly at me.
I'm like:
So I'm like "Aight this bitch crazy, that was 3 years ago, this ain't my business. Can I please have a table?"
She says "It doesn't matter how long. That is honestly the most hurtful insult you could ever say."
I said "Boyyyy do I have a place to show you."
Obviously she had no clue what I meant, and at this point she storms out crying, I go and feast, and continue having a good night.
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You negotiate a pay rise and go back to working a 6 day week yet ?
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
Fast forward to last night. I'm in B-Dubs close to closing, drunk af wit my boy and she's in there crying to the employees. Guess some shit went down in the parking lot and some dude swung on her or something. Don't blame buddy tbh. Bravo.
So anyways this is the first time I seen her since and I pretty much walk in on the peak of the action. Looks over at me while giving the employees her sob story, then I hear "....plus someone who told me to kill myself is here right now." And points directly at me.
I'm like:
So I'm like "Aight this bitch crazy, that was 3 years ago, this ain't my business. Can I please have a table?"
She says "It doesn't matter how long. That is honestly the most hurtful insult you could ever say."
I said "Boyyyy do I have a place to show you."
Obviously she had no clue what I meant, and at this point she storms out crying, I go and feast, and continue having a good night.
TL;DR: Don't say KY IRL.