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MetalCoresades

Thats a big leap. 
"Hi, you like Mayhem?"
"Yea"
Sex
















No.

Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

I know you won't believe us but that's how it actually works.

MetalCoresades

Nah.

SATAN

You should discuss Mayhem and attempt to be friends with her and develop a relationship, then expand the relationship to include kissing and pda, then make the leap into heavy petting and oral sex until one day she giggles with her friends about how your beard tickles the inside of her thighs


Then you should fuck her

MetalCoresades

Nah

SATAN

What if she's a virgin?

Most Mayhem fans are...

MetalCoresades

0. I havent even met her yet. Just heard from a coworker. I probably never will meet her. Just thought it was cool she liked Mayhem 

Jobe_Wan_Kenobi

You guys are silly, trying to hook MC up with this girl. She already has a vagina, what does she need another one for?

SATAN

MetalCrusades said:

0. I havent even met her yet. Just heard from a coworker. I probably never will meet her. Just thought it was cool she liked Mayhem 

Had to try

MenAreTrash

SATAN said:

What if she's a virgin?

Most Mayhem fans are...

I don't know what they're like down south but most chicks openly into black metal in the bay are thotties

...

Every women in the Mayhem crowd at MDF were definitely dressed very promiscuous. Black metal chicks are freaks. 

NOCAP

... said:

Every women in the Mayhem crowd at MDF were definitely dressed very promiscuous. Black metal chicks are freaks. 

Was the girl at the train station a black metal fan?

...

Probably.

MetalCoresades

... said:

Every women in the Mayhem crowd at MDF were definitely dressed very promiscuous. Black metal chicks are freaks. 

Then they're not trve. Trve black metal is being a shut in. [-(

...

Have you ever actually known a black metal chick..?

MenAreTrash

MetalCrusades said:

... said:

Every women in the Mayhem crowd at MDF were definitely dressed very promiscuous. Black metal chicks are freaks. 

Then they're not trve. Trve black metal is being a shut in. [-(

if that were true there wouldn't be black metal concerts

MetalCoresades

slap said:

MetalCrusades said:

... said:

Every women in the Mayhem crowd at MDF were definitely dressed very promiscuous. Black metal chicks are freaks. 

Then they're not trve. Trve black metal is being a shut in. [-(

if that were true there wouldn't be black metal concerts

Im a shut in and I go to concerts

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Then you're not a true shut in, faggot

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

Untrve lildikk MC

MetalCoresades

Im only partial NEET