You should discuss Mayhem and attempt to be friends with her and develop a relationship, then expand the relationship to include kissing and pda, then make the leap into heavy petting and oral sex until one day she giggles with her friends about how your beard tickles the inside of her thighs
Comments
"Hi, you like Mayhem?"
"Yea"
Sex
No.
Then you should fuck her
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