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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

September 2016

Saw this poor old guy find out the hard way that it's time to make room in the expense account for depends. He left a shit trail from the registers into the bathroom.

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

September 2016

Just got to my Airbnb. Nice white family but they're apparently really Christian. Their wifi password is JESUSISLORD and I show up wearing this t-shirt

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,036 spicy boy

September 2016

Even I know girl squit is piss.

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

September 2016

Gazorpazorpfield said:

Women can learn how to squirt if they desperately want to

So....pee on demand? What about women who squirt upon orgasm? What purpose does that serve, biologically speaking?

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

September 2016

LEGEND said:

Gazorpazorpfield said:

Women can learn how to squirt if they desperately want to

So....pee on demand? What about women who squirt upon orgasm? What purpose does that serve, biologically speaking?

Exactly. It's 2 different fluids. Squirt contains traces of piss but that's like sayin a burger is a salad cause it contains lettuce.

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SATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy

September 2016

Relevant:

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing/

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,036 spicy boy

September 2016

Erik is into golden showers confirmed

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

September 2016

Tbh I don't give a fuck what it is. I felt like the fuckin man last night. Fym

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Gazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies

September 2016

WHICH IS WHAT I FUCKING SAID

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2016

EpisodeElevator said:

Tbh I don't give a fuck what it is. I felt like the fuckin man last night. Fym

i feel like a man everynight sorry that your genderality is so confusing to you... maybe u should consider a sex change.... people have won awards for changing their sex honestly....

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2016

MetalCrusades said:

Even I know girl squit is piss.

i know bitchz if u tickle em theyll sqirt... n actually knw one squirt lolzin at a funny joke

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,036 spicy boy

September 2016

Cool story

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2016

it is actually .... pussy talkin is always good conversations

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,036 spicy boy

September 2016

Fish tales

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2016

erik mad s again flaggin my posts

salty nig

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MetalCoresades Posts: 58,036 spicy boy

September 2016

I flagged your posts you chode

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Stoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer

September 2016

well quit fhaggot

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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)

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mrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker

September 2016

I have heard they like to mark their territory. This was her way of claiming you.

You tryin to be a hero fool? You wanna see badass mother fucker?! I'll show ya a badass!!!
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Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,973 spicy boy

September 2016

4 PM :!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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FIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy

September 2016

3pm :!!!!!!!!!!!

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