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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    I ran into her at my moms house since she still lives there. She said she spent the day getting high at her friends house to celebrate. Now she's petrified to drive while high and doesn't carry keep her bowl in her car haha 


    Satan I know you had various jobs working for law firms as a paralegal or something. At least I'm pretty sure you've talked about it before so I'm happy to assume you've got a better understanding how it'd work out. 
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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    Through the little searching I've tried to do, I've found stories of people that have had charges of human trafficking dropped because of an unlawful search. So I don't know that that can be an assumed reason. 
    Technically that's correct. Anything found in an illegal search is supposed to be inadmissible, assuming the court is playing by fair rules.

    They usually don't. Dude should definitely find out why they dropped her charges though.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    LOOT said:
    Yeah you might be able to guess that he was her drug dealer. she didn't want take him but he had no other way of getting there. 
    Probably a good thing she did because now they don't give a fuck about her 
    Dude is essentially the entire reason they were caught. They made it through the main checkpoint and could have parked their car to camp but this dude bought his ticket late and didn't get his wristband in the mail. They had to drive to a will call tent and all of them got put of the car and walked in. Walking out they had cops waiting that claimed the car smelled like pot. Had they all had their wristbands, they would have been clear and had a great weekend. 
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  • SATANSATAN Posts: 25,950 spicy boy
    Satan I know you had various jobs working for law firms as a paralegal or something. At least I'm pretty sure you've talked about it before so I'm happy to assume you've got a better understanding how it'd work out. 
    Yeah. I'm actually working for a criminal defense attorney right now. Law is kind of a racket. Even judges want to see people contributing to the local legal economy. And if you get an attorney that's friends with the judge, you can get all sorts of perks. They're all human. they hang out at bars together just like everyone else after work. My best friend ended up in some serious drug shit about 15 years ago and his mom went and hired a judge from another county to represent him. He had something like an ounce of weed, a gram of molly and a 15 year old girl in his car and ended up getting like 3 months of probation. It just costed a fortune. 
  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,659 moneytalker
    Last time I went to court for pot, after months of court dates, right before trial was supposed to start I asked my attorney if I could just pay some extra fines to make everything go away.

    10 minutes later it was done lol.


    Pass the god damn butter.
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
    LOOT said:
    Yeah you might be able to guess that he was her drug dealer. she didn't want take him but he had no other way of getting there. 
    Probably a good thing she did because now they don't give a fuck about her 
    Dude is essentially the entire reason they were caught. They made it through the main checkpoint and could have parked their car to camp but this dude bought his ticket late and didn't get his wristband in the mail. They had to drive to a will call tent and all of them got put of the car and walked in. Walking out they had cops waiting that claimed the car smelled like pot. Had they all had their wristbands, they would have been clear and had a great weekend. 
    I wouldn't have let him bring all that shit. Also I'm turning my ass around, ain't my car. 
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
    We have numbers for every item in our case so the scale knows what it is and my buddy yelled across the market today, " hey Todd what's the number for Rosemary turkey?"

    i just yelled back "420!"

    =))
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
    Ayo chuck do you guys have part time help or is it just all full time?
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    SATAN said:
    Satan I know you had various jobs working for law firms as a paralegal or something. At least I'm pretty sure you've talked about it before so I'm happy to assume you've got a better understanding how it'd work out. 
    Yeah. I'm actually working for a criminal defense attorney right now. Law is kind of a racket. Even judges want to see people contributing to the local legal economy. And if you get an attorney that's friends with the judge, you can get all sorts of perks. They're all human. they hang out at bars together just like everyone else after work. My best friend ended up in some serious drug shit about 15 years ago and his mom went and hired a judge from another county to represent him. He had something like an ounce of weed, a gram of molly and a 15 year old girl in his car and ended up getting like 3 months of probation. It just costed a fortune. 
     With a 15 year old girl in the car? That's some crazy shit. A motto of this board since day like 90, money talks 

    LOOT said:
    Ayo chuck do you guys have part time help or is it just all full time?
    Technically I'm part time. One of the old guys is about to leave so that'll probably change. This the set up for our entire department 
    1 - Supervisor
    4 - Cutters, I'm the only part time 
    1 - "Wrapper" but he's basically used for whatever is needed. 
    3 - Rotisserie.

    Only the other three cutters and the supervisor are fill time.

    If you've ever been I'm Sam's or Costco you'd know that a large draw is the rotisserie chicken. They're always at the back of the store and cheaper and bigger while better tasting than anywhere outside of Costco or Sam's. We actually lose money on every chicken we sell. Usually on a weekday one guy can handle the job do if more than one is scheduled, one of them will do grinding/wrapping. Probably sounds like alien stuff to you since you guys only or mostly cut to order but we need a guy dedicated to wrapping lol I'm thankful as fuck our wrapper got certified on the forklift because I used to be the only one in our department and with the amount of stuff we keep on our cooler or our frozen seafood, they would call me off from my main job almost daily to drop shit. 
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
    I was like wrapper? Lol we all wrap and shit. I was just gonna say some of the help is so bad it's annoying. You've worked there for a year and you still need to ask what to do? 
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Lol we don't have anything like that. The supervisor, wrapper and I all started put I'm rotisserie. When you start that it's your only job until they start introducing you to more shit unless you come in with some kind of meat department experience. We do have this one dude though, motherfucker is 29, spends his day cooking chickens and can't be bothered to learn anything else. He never grew up man. He wore a Bob Marley shirt with pot plants on it today talking about how he wasn't going to take it off unless the managers bought him a new shirt. 
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
    Lol I do all of that. I wear my Colorado sweatshirt in sometime haha. My manager is way choll and he knows everyone that works for him smokes lol. It's everyone in the market but like three people, out of like 14. 

    His little brother's name is Todd and he's a huge stoner lol. 
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
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    Our manager himself doesn't care and the supervisor smokes pot himself but still, he was clearly doing it for attention and being a kid about it. Idk it was annoying. I wear shirts that aren't workplace appropriate a lot because I'll be wearing a coat anyway so I don't go out of my way to draw attention to them like I used to as an angsty high schooler. Three people put of 14 wut?
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
    Three people don't smoke there. Do you guys not have a uniform?
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Nah the place is a joke. Floor associates are required to wear a vest but I've seen people wear a hoodie over the vest and be good to go lol we just have to wear long pants and that's about it. We wear those big ass lab coats and we have red aprons that I don't really wear unless I'm on the saw. 


    In before Rex "S01E09"
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  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
    Big ass lab coats =)))))

    black button up short sleeve and black pants. Throw an apron on and we rumble. I'll take a pic tomorrow because idgaf bout dem memes. 
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,975 spicy boy
    nola's avi is still todd's mugshot =))
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,845 spicy boy
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